Barry ahead in poll of polls.
via Sully
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The 2nd of Many Abuses of the Term "Hilltard"
Hilltard Youtube user studentsforhrc has released this video explaining why students should vote for Thundercunt.
Hey look, there's one of those Hilltard negros we've heard of this election cycle! She's shown pretending to type something on a Mac, which we know isn't true. As soon as the camera shut off she probably went and smoked/sold crack just like Barry Hussein.
Oh, look! There's a stereotypical scarf-wearing New York dandy Hilltard! He's worried about losing his healthcare after he's out of school, when he will no longer receive free needles to inject meth into the head of his cock.
To be honest, I stopped watching this video after the stoner Hilltard was walking through the forest. I guess he said he's voting for Hillary because she personally promised to by him a new bong or something.
Enjoy:
Hey look, there's one of those Hilltard negros we've heard of this election cycle! She's shown pretending to type something on a Mac, which we know isn't true. As soon as the camera shut off she probably went and smoked/sold crack just like Barry Hussein.
Oh, look! There's a stereotypical scarf-wearing New York dandy Hilltard! He's worried about losing his healthcare after he's out of school, when he will no longer receive free needles to inject meth into the head of his cock.
To be honest, I stopped watching this video after the stoner Hilltard was walking through the forest. I guess he said he's voting for Hillary because she personally promised to by him a new bong or something.
Enjoy:
Ping-Pong Immune to Obama's Sexy Superpowers
From Michelle Malkin:
When Republicans talk about broken souls in the context of civil society, the nutroots start screaming about the obliteration of the church-state line.
When the Obama campaign uses the same rhetoric to get him elected to the White House, everyone swoons.
Weekend Roundup
The Senate says it IS wrong to for a lawmaker to try and pick up another dude in a bathroom. claiming not to be gay, and then lie about it.
Tom Tancredo took away my margaritas.
Thundercunt proved once more she is.........a thundercunt.
Barry hates mills and therefore hates America.
Mittens now spends his spare time visiting with the elderly.
Thundercunt's new campaign manager probably helped kill Vince Foster.
Two out of three ain't bad.
It Had To Happen
Sooner or later, we're all going to have to give up on making fun paultards once L. Ron Paultard has officially dropped out of the race, which he may never do. Ever.
So, let's turn our attention to people only ever so slightly less annoying...Hilltards.
So, let's turn our attention to people only ever so slightly less annoying...Hilltards.
Bernie Ward: Big Perv
The Smoking Gun has released transcripts of San Fransisco liberal talk radio host Bernie Ward's IM conversations with a woman talking about underage porn. Thank Jeebus the woman reported him to police, because Bernie is one sick fuck.
Warning, the following is explicit:
via Gawker
The Decider
Former Vice President and Defender of all Penguins Al Gore may also claim the title of mediator of the 2008 Democratic presidential primary. If neither Barack Hussein bin Laden Stalin Obama or Thundercunt has a clear lead in delegates, it may be up to the was/wasn't President himself:
A number of senior Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi and three candidates who have dropped out of the 2008 race, former Senator John Edwards and Senators Christopher J. Dodd and Joseph R. Biden Jr., have spoken with Mr. Gore in recent days. None have endorsed a candidate, although Ms. Pelosi made comments on Friday that were widely seen as supportive of Mr. Obama when it came to the process the party should use to make its choice of candidate.
...Another close ally of Mr. Gore’s, however, said: “He recognizes the need for a few party elders to stay on the sidelines to ensure, if needed, that the process is fair and honest. It could very likely take a group of senior party people, including Gore, to settle this, but the only way they can settle it is if they stay on the sidelines now.”
So, there you go. The Democrats will decide their nominee not by delegates or even the people. It will be up to the Vancome lady, Millboy, that boring old dude, that boring racist old dude, and Captain Planet.
It's looking good for WALNUTS!
via NY Times
Friday, February 15, 2008
Yakov Hates Thundercunt Too
Creepy belly-kissing Russian President for Life Vladimir Putin fired a shot back at Emo-Hillary in an almost 5 hour long press conference:
When Hillary Clinton said, way back in New Hampshire, that Vladimir Putin "doesn't have a soul," I figured that would be the sort of thing the Russian wouldn't be pleased about. But when I called the foreign ministry the next day for comment, it was Orthodox Christmas, and I let it slide.
He was asked about the remark at his press conference yesterday, however, and indeed wasn't pleased.
The former KGB lieutenant colonel appeared to lash out at U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton — a leading Democratic candidate for president — when one reporter quoted her as saying that former KGB officers have no soul:
"At a minimum, a head of state should have a head," Putin said.
via Ben Smith
Let Them Be
Minister Terrance Lewis has been found guilty of sexually assualting a young man who was seeking counsel on fears of his homosexuality:
In earlier testimony, the alleged victim, now 29, told court he started meeting Lewis for counselling sessions in early 2000 after his parents caught him viewing gay pornography on the family computer.
Lewis — a family friend and minister — confided he had his own sexual identity issues and the two embarked on weekly counselling sessions designed to “assist me to be straight and to live a straight life,” the man said.
The man said Lewis started a program of “touch therapy,” which included the two kissing and fondling each other and engaging in sexual roleplaying.
“He said I was to tell no one about it because no one would understand,” the man testified.
During “touch therapy” sessions in Lewis’ car, Lewis asked him to masturbate, the man said. Lewis also admitted to fantasizing about him, the man said.
This is so disturbing on many different levels. Besides the fact that the "success" rate of these ex-gay programs sits around 30%, the more astonishing figure is the suicide rate of the enlistees. The American Medical Association, as well as the American Psychological Association, have condemned such programs, yet concerned mouth breathing fundie parents still choose to put their own children through this emotional torture.
And look at the fruit these rotten trees bear.
Parents: pop a Homocil and ride this shit out.
Or you can keep letting church officials fuck your kids. Your call.
via Towleroad
Ethics Committee Doesn't Heart Nasty, Naughty Larry Craig
Yesterday, the
In a letter signed by all six members of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics, the members affirmed the initial guilty plea to disorderly conduct that Craig signed after an undercover officer in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport arrested him in a men's room sex sting.
"The committee accepts as proven your guilty plea and all matter set forth in your guilty plea," the letter read.
In the official ruling, the senators also cast doubt on Craig's later pleas of innocence after news of his arrest first surfaced.
"Your claims to the court, through counsel, to the effect that your guilty plea resulted from improper pressure or coercion, or that as a legal matter, know what you were doing when you pled guilty, do not appear credible," the letter said.
No worries, Larry. You could always pursue your culinary career.
via Politico
Legalize Abortion for the 64th Trimester
Since 1995, 82 youths have died from the "choking game", reports the CDC:
An unknown number of youths, mostly boys, are taking part in the practice in which they strangle themselves with their hands or a noose or have someone else strangle them, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said in a report.
"They hope to get a cool and dreamy feeling, as they've described it," said Robin Toblin of the CDC's National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, who led the report.
The report, the first effort to track this nationwide, identified the deaths of 82 people ages 6 to 19 from 1995 to 2007 that appear to have been caused by the choking game. The CDC said the report likely underestimates the toll.
This blows my mind. I don't understand the fact that in the year 2008, when doucheteens have Playstation 3, Xbox, iPods, and the intertubes, kids find entertainment by choking themselves to get a buzz.
Jesus. I would come home from school, spark one up, and either read a book or play Galaga. WTF?
Earth to douchteens!!! This shit is ridiculous.
Stop choking yourself to get "high". Stop painting your fingernails black. Stop using the word gay in every other fucking sentence. And please, for the love of Christ, stop telling me I should vote for L. Ron Paultard when you don't even know what the Federal fucking Reserve is.
kthxbi.
via Reuters
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Illegal Immigration Hits Home
Okaloosa County lawmen busted local businesses while searching for illegals.
In the process, one of my fave Mexican restaurants (who doesn't skimp on on the strength of teh ritas) is now closed. One of the few in town that had a liquor license and did not ruin ritas with fucking wine.
Fuck you Tom Tancredo.
via NWF Daily News
Your Sins Will Find You Out
Well, the fundies did get enough signatures from people scared of teh gayz to put the marriage ammendment on the November ballot.
Ever wonder who these mouth breathers are? Their names? Addresses?
Happy Valentine's Day
via Towleroad
Ever wonder who these mouth breathers are? Their names? Addresses?
Happy Valentine's Day
via Towleroad
Now You Can Get That Double-headed Dildo You Always Wanted
A federal appeals court has overturned Texas' ban on sex toys.
And this story has overturned my stomache.
via The Daily Breeze
brickbat to Idol: SUCK IT
How the fuck are you not putting Josiah through? I mean really. WTF?
Big mistake. Losing a helluva lot of money and viewers by not tapping into that.
(clears throat)
Well, we do have David:
And we here at brickbat obvs totes support Danny:
Represent, Danny. Represent.
Saudis to Execute Woman for Witchcraft
Saudi Arabia, the kingdom that makes the Deep South look like Amsterdam, has sentenced a woman to death for witchcraft and performing supernatural acts. You know, the shit that our country did away with back in 1693:
The most frequent victims are women, who already suffer severe restrictions on daily life in Saudi Arabia: They cannot drive, appear before a judge without a male representative, or travel abroad without a male guardian's permission.
Witchcraft is considered an offense against Islam in the conservative kingdom.
In Falih's case, the judges relied on a coerced confession and on the statements of witnesses who said she had "bewitched" them to convict her in April 2006, according to the group.
Falih later retracted her confession in court, claiming it was extracted under duress, and said that as an illiterate woman, she did not understand the document she was forced to fingerprint.
"The fact that Saudi judges still conduct trials for unprovable crimes like 'witchcraft' underscores their inability to carry out objective criminal investigations," said Joe Stork, Middle East director at Human Rights Watch.
But that's okay. I'm sure our administration, as always, will take a strong stand against brute regimes.....
Oh.
via HuffPo
Turmoil in Team Clinton
After several losses in a row and staff rotations, Hillary Clinton's campaign seems to be in a tail spin:
...the campaign has something of a shellshocked feel, as staffers privately chew over a blowup last week where internal frictions flared into the open. Clinton campaign operatives say it happened as top Clinton advisers gathered in Arlington, Va., campaign headquarters to preview a TV commercial. "Your ad doesn't work," strategist Mark Penn yelled at ad-maker Mandy Grunwald. "The execution is all wrong," he said, according to the operatives.
"Oh, it's always the ad, never the message," Ms. Grunwald fired back, say the operatives. The clash got so heated that political director Guy Cecil left the room, saying, "I'm out of here."
And although Hillz finally did congratualte him, she had a pointed message for Barry at a speech in Texas:
"I am in the solutions business," she told more than 4,000 supporters in a packed fairgrounds here. "My opponent is in the promises business."
A day after suffering lopsided losses in Maryland, Virginia and the District of Columbia, Clinton acknowledged Obama's victories, but offered a taunt as well.
"I want to congratulate Senator Obama on his recent victories and tell him to meet me in Texas," she told reporters in McAllen. "We're ready."
via WSJ and HuffPo
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
And the Smearing Begins
MyChurch.org creates an unintentionally funny timeline of Barry Hussein's life in an attempt to scare the elderly and mentally handicapped of the future President of Muslim America.
via Wonkette
WALNUTS! Aims At Barry
This has really got to piss Hillary off:
While rallying House GOP members today, John McCain brought up the electability of Barack Obamab, his "potential" rival for the presidency:
As he did Tuesday night, McCain focused much of his criticism on Obama, Tuesday's winner on the Democratic side.
"I respect him and the campaign that he has run, but there's going to come a time when we have to get into specifics," McCain told reporters Wednesday on Capitol Hill. "I've not observed every speech he's given, obviously, but they are singularly lacking in specifics."
via HuffPo
Meet teh Superdelegate
Remember when Chelsea was pimped sent to talk to the 21yo superdelegate?
Well, meet Jason Rae. He took time out from cataloguing his Madonna albums to talk to MSNBC.
Well, meet Jason Rae. He took time out from cataloguing his Madonna albums to talk to MSNBC.
What is it with fat white guys and pills?
ESPN's Chris Berman was caught off camera talking about popping 4 Canadian pills to stay awake during a game.
Easy, Dude. We Haven't Forgotten You're the President.
W, apparently getting a little jealous of the attention being given to WALNUTS! and Barry Hussein, wants to remind you that our imminent destruction is nigh. Because of that, he really needs to know whether or not you liked that sweater your grandmother sent you for your birthday:
President Bush pressured the House on Wednesday to pass new rules for monitoring terrorists' communications, saying "terrorists are planning new attacks on our country ... that will make Sept. 11 pale by comparison."
Bush said he would not agree to giving the House more time to debate a measure the Senate passed Tuesday governing the government's ability to work with telecommunications companies to eavesdrop on phone calls and e-mails between suspected terrorists. The bill gives phone companies retroactive protection from lawsuits filed on the basis of cooperation they gave the government without court permission _ something Bush insisted was included in the bill.
via HuffPo
Mexico Hillz is a Sore Loser
For the 2nd time in a row, Hillz has not congratualted Barry Hussein on his wins:
The courtesy of conceding a primary or caucus loss — and then congratulating your opponent — is by no means required. But it has become standard practice during campaign season.
Clinton congratulated Obama and John Edwards after their first and second place finishes in the Iowa caucuses. Obama returned the favor in New Hampshire, saying Clinton “did an outstanding job.” That courtesy continued through the early states.
But as the race has shifted to a delegate chase with dozens of states in play around the country, the notion of congratulating one’s opponent seems, for Clinton, to have fallen by the wayside.
Why does this come to mind?
via CNN
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Huckabee/Hinn 08
Remember that story about the Jeebus-hating Senate Finance Committee investigating Kenneth Copeland and all his friends for siphoning money from blue hairs, but Copeland refused to cooperate?
Well that didn't stop the Subway dude from holding a fundraiser at Kenneth Copeland Ministries' campus:
A Christian nonprofit says a Texas televangelist turned a national ministers' gathering last week into a fundraising opportunity for Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, a newspaper reports.
The Trinity Foundation, a charity that monitors televangelists and viewed a live Internet broadcast of the event, said the fundraiser took in $111,000 and generated pledges nearing $1 million, the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported in a copyrighted article Tuesday.
And what did Huck have to say on MTP?
Makes you really long for the days of Mittens' Space Jeebus.
via Tulsa World
The Future Is Now
From io9:
A young Wink Martindale starred in this Philco-Ford-produced educational film from 1967 that correctly predicts online shopping, banking, and email, but not the women's movement. 1999 A.D. was so eerily prescient in its vision of future technology that when clips started making their way round the internet last fall, there were questions about its authenticity.
via io9
A young Wink Martindale starred in this Philco-Ford-produced educational film from 1967 that correctly predicts online shopping, banking, and email, but not the women's movement. 1999 A.D. was so eerily prescient in its vision of future technology that when clips started making their way round the internet last fall, there were questions about its authenticity.
via io9
Thanks A Lot Al Gore
The intertubes just got a little crazier. There's this webtard with a blog called 90 Day Jane. In 90 days Jane will commit suicide. And she's going to blog about it until the deed is done:
In three months (83 days now), Jane is going to commit suicide, and meantime she'll write a daily essay with an admittedly neat look at one aspect of suicide. On Day 90 she said she wouldn't change her way of life. On Day 89 she wondered why movie suicides shave their heads. Day 88 she figured she won't pack up her belongings for her family; Day 87 was reactions-to-the-thousands-of-readers day, and on Day 86 she shopped for a suicide dress. There was video.
The version on her blog is disabled, but here's the updated video of 90 Day Jane in the changing room
Here's a nugget from Day 84:
I don't really like holidays too much. Besides the fact that they are very commercial, I hate the expectation that goes along with them. I always feel like I'm "supposed" to have a good time.
Obviously, this is the kind of attitude that got me here in the first place. I'm tired of being the sole member of my own Dateless Wonder Club. So, in the spirit of living my remaining life to the fullest, I said yes. I mean, what have I got to lose right? He seems nice, and there's a sense of perspective in the futility of a Valentine date without a future.
I just hope he's not looking for anything long-term.
Oh, Jane. You slay me.
Meanwhile this fuck is still planning on living long past teh cockaroaches. Such is life.
via Gawker and 90 Day Jane
Barry A No Show At Millboy Manor
John "also ran" Edwards, had a meeting with Hillary last Thursday at Edwards' mansion in NC. From CNN:
The Thursday meeting, which took place at Edwards' home in Chapel Hill, was followed by a Saturday night session during which the former North Carolina senator and several longtime advisers discussed many issues, including which candidate he should endorse. [...]
At a Chapel Hill party yesterday for Edwards supporters, he gave no indication who he might endorse, or whether that endorsement is imminent. Some advisers are encouraging him not to endorse.
The former candidate is weighing a number of considerations before making his choice - including electability, and who will best promote his ideas.
There are policy considerations at play: there is a sense within the Edwards camp that Clinton's policies could be better for working class Americans. But Obama's anti-lobbyist proposals are more aligned with Edwards' politics.
In response to a CNN report that Elizabeth Edwards may favor Obama over Clinton, sources close to the Edwards family flatly deny that she favors one candidate over the other.
Obama was supposed to meet with the milltard yesterday, but then cancelled:
It is unclear which party ultimately pulled the plug on tonight's meeting between Obama and Edwards and no cause was given for the abrupt rescheduling, but sources have indicated that the Obama campaign and Edwards wished that the meeting would be done in private without massive media attention.
My guess is that Edwards will endorse the first person that promises to make him Secretary of Mills.
via ABC
Chelsea Clinton Def Not Being Pimped
The Clintons will not stand for such a slur.
Just because she was sent to a private breakfast with a 21yo superdelegate to convince him to vote for her mom.........that........that.....
Hmm.
via ABC
The Ladies Like
From News24:
College Park, Maryland - You can see it in their flushed-face smiles and hear it in their screams. They say the phenomenon is difficult to describe, but once they experience it they tell their friends, sisters, mothers and daughters, and they come back for more if they can.
"He's very charismatic. It was a 'you-had-to-be-there' kind of experience," said Lolita Breckenridge, 37, after hearing Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama address a packed rally at the University of Maryland on Monday.
A dedicated supporter, she brought two of her friends to hear the Illinois senator deliver one of his much-talked-about speeches.
"Not too much of the speech was new to me," she admitted. "But hearing him live..." she trailed off, shaking her head and grinning
via News24
Potomac Primary Day
Maryland, Virginia, and D.C. have their primaries today.
Obama, now leading in pledged and superdelegates, is expected to handily win all three.
The Huckster is still in the race on the GOP side hoping to channel the superpowers of Baby Jeebus to defeat Juan "WALNUTS!" McCain.
via HuffPo
Monday, February 11, 2008
Meet Maggie Williams
With Patti Solis Doyle out as campaign chief, Ms. Williams takes control.
Williams has been then First Lady Hillary Clinton's chief of staff, a close friend for 25 years and, oh wait. Look........
A Kansas City native, Williams, 53, was a central player in the Clinton damage-control machine during the White House years.
In 1995, a uniformed Secret Service officer swore under oath he saw her leave White House lawyer and Hillary confidant Vince Foster's office carrying documents after Foster committed suicide. Williams denied it.
She ran up more than $100,000 in legal bills defending Hillary in various investigations.
via NY Daily News
Grammy Highlights
Morris Day and the Time:
Kanye West if a fucking cry-baby even when he does win:
Vince Gill and Usher hit Kanye:
Amy Winehouse:
Kanye West if a fucking cry-baby even when he does win:
Vince Gill and Usher hit Kanye:
Amy Winehouse:
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