Saturday, June 28, 2008

Saturday Night Randomry



From the Youtube user, boototter:

Metros and trams on Amsterdam Zuid station. Friday-evening early spring, people still coming home, switching platform or already going out.

Music from Different Trains / Steve Reich


Different Trains is hands down my favorite musical piece of all time. Ever.

Some background:

During the war years, Reich made train journeys between New York and Los Angeles to visit his parents, who had separated. Years later, he pondered the fact that, as a Jew, had he been in Europe instead of the United States at that time, he might have been travelling in very different trains.

Steve Reich's earlier work had frequently used tape, looped and played back at different speeds. However Different Trains was a novel experiment, using recorded speech as a source for melodies. This followed Scott Johnson's John Somebody of 1978, an early attempt to construct directed melodic motion by harmonising recorded speech.

In Different Trains, after each melody in the piece is introduced, usually by a single instrument (viola for women and cello for men[1]), a recording of the spoken phrase from which the melody derives is played. The melody is then developed for a while, with the instruments playing along with the recording of the phrase or part of the phrase. The music for the strings makes extensive use of paradiddles rhythms, with alternating pitches instead of alternating drum sticking. In addition to speech, the piece includes recordings of train sounds, as well as of sirens and warning bells.


You can listen to my favorite movement here.

John McCain Knows Gay People

What is that, Eternity?

And he met with a few of them:

GayPatriot has exclusively learned that presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Senator John McCain held a personal meeting with the head of the national gay Republicans organization, the Log Cabin Republicans. Log Cabin President Patrick Sammon confirmed his meeting with Senator McCain earlier today.

A source with close ties to the Log Cabin Board of Directors provided information about the meeting to GayPatriot earlier this week. This source disclosed that the Log Cabin meeting was not reflected on Senator McCain’s published schedule in advance and the meeting. A second source familiar with the Log Cabin-McCain meeting reports that Senator McCain has routine personal meetings that are not shown on the Senator’s public schedule.

The specific timeframe of the Sammon-McCain meeting is not completely clear, but appears to have taken place within the past couple weeks or so.

Log Cabin President Patrick Sammon confirmed the meeting with Senator McCain in email correspondence with GayPatriot earlier today:

“We’ve had a series of productive meetings with the campaign since Sen. McCain won the nomination—including a recent meeting with the Senator. We expect to have more conversations with the campaign as we head toward November.” — Patrick Sammon, Log Cabin Republicans President — June 25, 2008

Balack Obrownman Fav Of White Power Cousin-fuckers

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Try and wrap your head around this one:

With the nomination of Barack Obama as the Democratic presidential candidate clinched, large sections of the white supremacist movement are adopting a surprising attitude: Electing America’s first black president would be a very good thing.

...“He will make things so bad for white people that hopefully they will finally realize how stupid they were for admiring these jigaboos all these years,” “Darthvader” wrote on the neo-Nazi Vanguard News Network web forum. “I believe in the motto ‘Worse is Better’ and Obama certainly fits that description.”

...“Oh man,” enthused “Centimanus” on the white nationalist Stormfront website. “I am gleefully, sadistically looking forward to Obama as president. … It will be a beautiful day when the masses look at the paper and truly realize they have lost their own country. Added “Fulimnata”: “To the average white man and woman, they could look at Obama and see plain as day that whites are not in control.” Another message, from “TheLastOfMyKind,” agreed: “Could it be that the nomination of Obama finally sparks a sense of unity in white voters? I would propose that this threat of black, muslim [sic] rule may very well be the thing that finally scares some sense back into complacent whites throughout the nation.” “Actually,” said another poster, “if Obama were to win, it would be the best thing that ever happened to the Klan. They would have massive growth.” And “TeutonicLegion” said that “a whole bunch of people will join us and find these boards” if Obama becomes president.


via SPLC

On Communist Cartoons



From Gawker:

When the godless Reds in the Soviet Union wanted to entertain their young, they got their cartoons like they got everything else—they stole it! The following is a clip from a Soviet Era cartoon called, "Vinnie the Puh." And it's pure Red Menace indoctrination from start to finish. You want to rise high and claim some precious honey for yourself, little Comrade? Nyet! Stay in your place!

Barack Obama Will Sacrifice Your Baby To His Mooslim Gods!!!



From TPM:

The conservative Family Research Council goes up on the air with a new spot using Obama's own recent speech about fatherhood to question his pro-choice views...

The spot, which is airing first in Cincinnatti, followed by Dallas and Atlanda, opens with a clip of Obama during his recent Father's Day speech saying: "We need fathers to recognize that responsibility doesn't just end at conception."

Young Mexican Child King Defends His Lust For Balls



Bobby "Van Helsing" Jindal speaks out on FOX.

How To Bring Down A Campaign



Read more here.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Gay Zombies



Ever wondered what Pat Robertson and James Dobson"s nightmares were like?

John McCrankypants Says Mean Stuff About Jimmy Carter

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The elderly diapered candidate got quite punchy before he was put down for a nap:

John McCain directed his trademark straight talk toward a former president, flatly calling Jimmy Carter a "lousy" commander in chief.

The Arizona senator has long attempted to portray Barack Obama's policies as in the mold of Carter's, though the Republican has previously held back criticizing Carter so directly.

But in an interview with the Las Vegas Sun published Friday, McCain was decidedly more blunt than he has been in the past. McCain, who is a proponent of nuclear reprocessing, was asked why he thought Carter was against the process when he was president.

"Yes, because Carter was a lousy president," McCain quipped. "This is the same guy who kissed Brezhnev."

McCain's comments are in reference to the now famous moment when Carter and then Soviet Union leader Leonid Brezhnev kissed after signing the SALT II treaty in 1979. Both the agreement and the kiss were widely panned by Republicans.


Oh WALNUTS!

Hooray!!! It's All OK Now!!!





Mittens Watch Update

Meet The U.S. Senators That Will Save Our Families

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S. J. Res. 43 was introduced yesterday.

Guess who cosponsered?

This guy.

And this guy.

Mia Michaels Is Pretty Much God



This one was pretty good, too.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Her Backseat Debut



Side note: St. Barack paid his dues to help pull the Clintons out of poverty.

Ted Haggard Won't Blow You Anymore, So Stop Asking

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Pastor Methy McFeltcher, also known as Ted Haggard, has graduated from Hetero University!!! He's moved back to his old house with his wife, totally fucking her every day while an approving Jesus videotapes and uploads to Godtube.

From AP:


The evangelist forced out of his job after being caught up in a sex scandal involving a male prostitute has left a "spiritual restoration program" and no longer has any ties to the megachurch he founded, the congregation's new pastor said Sunday.

Under a severance deal that Ted Haggard reached with the church in 2006, he agreed to leave Colorado Springs and not talk about the scandal publicly. The deal expired at the end of 2007. New pastor Brady Boyd said Haggard was now free to live where he wanted and has returned to Colorado Springs.

"They have moved back and they live in the original house that they lived in for many years," Boyd said of Haggard and his wife, Gayle.

Haggard answered the telephone at his Colorado Springs telephone number on Sunday and confirmed he was in the city but said he couldn't talk to reporters.

He was fired in 2006 as pastor of the 14,000-member church he established, after a former male prostitute alleged they had a cash-for-sex relationship. The man also said he saw Haggard use methamphetamine.

Haggard, who also stepped down as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, confessed to undisclosed "sexual immorality" and said he bought meth but didn't use it.

Haggard then moved to Phoenix with his family to begin what church leaders called a spiritual restoration program, which was expected to include counseling and prayer and last five years or longer. Boyd said Haggard asked to released from the restoration program in January and is no longer connected with New Life.

Haggard and church officials clashed last summer after Haggard sent an e-mail to a Colorado Springs television station outlining his plans to work as a counselor at a Christian-run halfway house in Phoenix. The e-mail also solicited financial support.

A four-pastor team of overseers said that those plans were unacceptable and that Haggard would seek secular employment instead.

Boyd said Haggard was in private business but didn't have any further details. He said there were no plans for him to work again at New Life.

BREAKING NEWS: Old People Don't Know How To Use Computers



Summary: The elderly Juan McCain is scared and confused by our technologies, while his wife can order a Peruvian AIDS baby and an assload of pills on her Blackberry in under 30 seconds.

Another Reason Why All Baldwins Should Be Deported

Al Sharpton Is Not Anderson's Boo



It started with a discussion on AC360 about James Dobson's crazy fruitcake rant about St. Barack. Then this awkward exchange between Al Sharpton and our Anderson Cooper:

As the three debated Evangelicals and the issues of homosexuality, HIV and AIDS, abortion, and religious tolerance, the conversation took a turn when Sharpton pointed out that Anderson may land in Hell for his behavior, whatever that might be...

Says Sharpton: "I may have some very conservative personal feelings but I feel you have the right to live your life differently. I may think that what you do Anderson is gonna put you in Hell, but I'm gonna defend your right to get there."

Answered Anderson: "I appreciate all your concerns about my afterlife. I'm personally not all that concerned, but that's a whole other discussion."





via Towleroad

Totten's Strokes Gets Him A $50K Bond

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The local tennis coach/ametuer photographer received a bond of $1000 for each of the 50 counts he faces:

Assistant State Attorney Christine Bosau argued against the bond. She told Circuit Court Judge Thomas Remington that Totten, facing a sentence between 56 and 750 years, posed a substantial flight risk if released.

Bosau told the judge that her "biggest concern" with Totten receiving bond was that the coach would contact the victim or members of the teams he coached.

"He has been attempting to make calls from the jail to them," she said.

Bosau said Totten had been attempting to reach some of the young men who he coached through their parents.

"We didn't want to see him still in contact with these folks because he's very manipulative," Bosau said.


via NWF Daily News

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Rappers Intimidated By Emo Penises That Are Larger Than Theirs



From Village Voice:

If clothes make the man, do tight clothes make the man a homosexual? A Brooklyn-based rap group thinks the current trend in hip-hop—medium tees and sagging jeans cinched tightly below the hips—is causing some confusion. And they are not alone.

Members of the rap group Thug Slaughter Force—three brothers and two friends calling themselves Drama, Filthy, Tempa, Rebel, and Blanco the Don—walk the streets of Brooklyn in XL T-shirts with the words "Tight Clothes" slashed through with a red stripe: their message of protest against what they see as the move away from traditional baggy clothing and toward tighter-fitting outfits in today's hip-hop. The "No Tight Clothes" campaign is their latest idea in a decade of trying to make it in the rap game.

"Where'd you get that shirt from?" yells Elijah Bilal, sitting outside Lalove Uniform on Fulton Street. "Bring me one!" the 40-year-old adds, and then offers a reporter his own observation about the direction of hip-hop attire: "The tight clothes—what, the boys is gay now? Boys walking around thinking they girls, girls walking around thinking they boys . . . No wonder all the girls are dating girls—because the boys are gay!"


Rush: Still A Giant Douchebag

Today's Godtube Moment



Ribbons the Clown returns, somehow making Jesus' bffs even more terrifying.

Ralph Nader: Bill Clinton Of The General Election



Here's some fun quotes from everyone's favorite perennial pretend president:

"There's only one thing different about Barack Obama when it comes to being a Democratic presidential candidate. He's half African-American," Nader said. "Whether that will make any difference, I don't know. I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos. Payday loans, predatory lending, asbestos, lead. What's keeping him from doing that? Is it because he wants to talk white? He doesn't want to appear like Jesse Jackson? We'll see all that play out in the next few months and if he gets elected afterwards."

..."He wants to show that he is not a threatening . . . another politically threatening African-American politician," Nader said. "He wants to appeal to white guilt. You appeal to white guilt not by coming on as black is beautiful, black is powerful. Basically he's coming on as someone who is not going to threaten the white power structure, whether it's corporate or whether it's simply oligarchic. And they love it. Whites just eat it up."

You Too Can Throw Droopy Joe Under The Bus

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Liberal elitist Christ-punchers are really mad at Joe Lieberman. THIS mad.

What's His Deal?

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Yesterday, the Ametuer Gynecologist kinda sorted endorsed St. Barack......through a one sentence press release:

"President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next President of the United States."

Ambinder explains the coolness frigidity:

...Bill Clinton has a beef. A Democrat who has spoken directly to Clinton about his feelings said that the former president remains “miffed” for two reasons. One is that he feels that Obama’s candidacy was essentially an anti-Clinton candidacy; that Obama ran against Clinton’s presidential record at times, implying that it was timeworn, divisive, and damaging to the party while adopting policy positions that seemed to flow directly from the Clinton oeuvre. Why should Clinton embrace a guy who spent the past twelve months bashing him and his accomplishments?

Two: Clinton is convinced that the Obama campaign went out of its way to portray the former president as a racist. Clinton wants a private meeting with Obama to sort these things out; he has reconciled himself to the reality of Obama’s nomination and does not want to sit on the sidelines.

Rufus Jones Was The First Black POTUS





A short film from 1933, starring Sammy Davis Jr.

Good piece to read here.

via Sully

Monday, June 23, 2008

Everyone Hates HOPE™



Barry Hussein iz n ur cuntry clubz.

The GOP is tired of motherfucking HOPE™ on this motherucking plane.

Oh yeh, he's a black.

Ariana Huffington Is Obnoxious As You Think She Is

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The Chicago Tribune sat down with the famous beard blogger for a little Q&A:

Most luxurious feature in your home: My ornate Venetian mirror (actually bought in Florence) hanging in the dining room.

One thing on your nightstand: My meditation tapes.

Fill in the blank: I can't live without my ... Blackberrys (I have two). This may seem excessive but I've actually scaled back from three. The 24/7 news cycle makes it hard to be out of touch. And since I use my Blackberrys for calls as well, there are service areas where Verizon is better than AT&T and vice-versa.

What is your guilty pleasure, food-wise? Starbucks Venti Cafe Latte. And cheese.

What is your decorating nightmare? Making the WiFi port unobtrusive.

Weirdest thing about (or in) your home: The upstairs office, hidden behind a bookshelf. I had it installed since I work at home. ... If you close the wood-paneled door covered by a painting of two Venetian cardinals, you'd never guess there's an entire office behind the bookcase.

"How come when it's us it's 'an abortion,' but when it's a chicken it's an omelet?"



Carlin dead at 71.