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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ralph Nader: Bill Clinton Of The General Election



Here's some fun quotes from everyone's favorite perennial pretend president:

"There's only one thing different about Barack Obama when it comes to being a Democratic presidential candidate. He's half African-American," Nader said. "Whether that will make any difference, I don't know. I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos. Payday loans, predatory lending, asbestos, lead. What's keeping him from doing that? Is it because he wants to talk white? He doesn't want to appear like Jesse Jackson? We'll see all that play out in the next few months and if he gets elected afterwards."

..."He wants to show that he is not a threatening . . . another politically threatening African-American politician," Nader said. "He wants to appeal to white guilt. You appeal to white guilt not by coming on as black is beautiful, black is powerful. Basically he's coming on as someone who is not going to threaten the white power structure, whether it's corporate or whether it's simply oligarchic. And they love it. Whites just eat it up."

Monday, February 25, 2008

Ralph Nader and Ego Announce Presidential Run

As announced earlier, Ralph Nader is once again going to lose a presidential campaign. He sat down on Meet the Press to bore us about shit we've heard the other candidates prattle on about for over a year.

He touched on a wide array of subjects: Juan Mccain is a warmonger. Barack Obama is lazy. David Letterman hates the elderly. Democrats are whiney bitches who lost 2000 because Katherine Harris is a satanic twat. (okay, maybe he's right about that one)

Enjoy: