Saturday, July 26, 2008
To The Dude
Rest easy, Richard:
Richard Wesley Hubeli
July 30, 1953 � July 20, 2008. Richard, an icon to some, was 54 years young when he completed his life's journey peacefully in his home surrounded by family and friends. For 30 years he was Fort Walton's favorite evening "counselor" at Docie's Dock in Staff's Restaurant. He never met a stranger and was a mentor to young and old alike. He will be greatly missed not only by his family and friends, but also by those "clients" whose lives he touched.
Richard was born in Victoria, Texas, to the Air Force family of Robert and June Hubeli, both of whom preceded him in death. As a child, traveling the world with his family provided him with rich memories and instilled in him a love for travel and a zest for life. After his family was stationed at Hurlburt Field in 1965, Rich found his home and settled here in Fort Walton Beach. Like so many of us, he loved the beaches, the Gulf, and the innumerable recreation activities that this area provides. Yet, it was his multitude of friends that endeared him most to the area.
Richard loved music! He was absolutely in his element attending a wide range of concerts, but he had a real soft spot for blues and jazz. Naturally, New Orleans filled this musical void and was one of Richard's favorite places to be.
Richard is survived by his daughter, Micah (alias "Summer Wind"), of whom he never missed an opportunity to speak of her accomplishments academically as well as athletically. She was his pride and joy as well as his favorite "Snuggle Buddy," and she afforded him numerous proud moments. Further, he is survived by his ex-wife, Cathy Race Hubeli, principal of Wright Elementary where Richard spent every Tuesday mentoring several fourth and fifth grade students.
Other survivors include his brother, Robert Hubeli; and his sister, Laurie Hawkins. Rich loved being a big brother, providing his siblings with advice as well as his infamous quick wit and frequent ribbings. Robert's and Laurie's families loved Uncle Rich's antics. Robert's family - wife, Cathy, and his twin daughters, Haley and Heather - live in Mount Holly, N.C. Laurie's family - husband Jesse, and her children, Dakota and Jessica - live in Adkins, Texas.
His contributions to the community included mentoring at Wright Elementary School, membership in the local Elk's Lodge, and a supporter of the Okaloosa County All Sports Organization.
Richard's family and friends greatly appreciate the loving care given by the Niceville Red Team of Covenant Hospice. Without their care, his final days would not have been as peaceful and dignified. In addition, his family would like to express their thanks to the multitude of Richard's friends that helped care for him morning and night in order to fulfill his wish of finishing his final days at home.
In lieu of flowers, Richard would appreciate donations be made in his name to Covenant Hospice, 101 Hart St., Niceville, FL 32578; or to the American Heart Association.
A memorial and celebration of Richard's life will be held between 2 and 5 p.m. on the lawn behind Staff's Restaurant on Saturday, July 26.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Mr. Simmons Goes To Washington
Famous man's man Richard Simmons headed to Washington to
via The Hill
The Gays Hate Cancer Survivors
Snickers released the above ad featuring a homosexual being gunned down by Mr. T and, as expected, gays got really pissed and forced Mars to pull the ad:
Mars has pulled a U.K. Snickers spot criticized for being homophobic, according to a gay-rights group.
This is the second time the marketer has come under fire for homophobic advertising for Snickers. It was also criticized for a 2007 Super Bowl ad in which two men expressed disgust after accidentally kissing.
According to Human Rights Campaign, Mars announced its decision "following communication between the HRC Workplace Project and Mars."
The ad, created by Omnicom Group's AMV BBDO in London, featured an effeminate speed-walking man who is ridiculed by Mr. T and shot at by a Snickers cannon. The spot closes with Mr. T shouting the campaign tagline: "Get some nuts."
HRC Workplace Director Daryl Herrschaft in a statement said the group "applauds Mars for taking swift and appropriate action" but added that it was "surprised to see the company return to the same practice it had just recently rejected."
Jesus Has Conflicting Feelings For The Guy That Stole His Job
Yesterday, we posted a story about Barack Obama being defended by CBN and an org called Matthew25.
Above is a video response to Matthew25's ad by an org called Discover Obama, which is upset with Sen. Unicorn for sacrificing Christian babies to his pagan Mooslim gods and allowing sodomists to
Basically, Discover Obama is just a group of assholes who have nothing better to do than to try out Apple's Final Cut Studio 2.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Russia Hates Cutters
The happiest place on Earth is sick and tired of those emo assholes killing their buzz, so they want to outlaw tight jeans and shirts for toddlers:
Legislation is currenting being formulated in Russia to heavily regulate emo websites and ban emo and goth dress style in schools and government buildings.
The new laws are apparently being driven by fears that these "dangerous teen trends" encourage depression and suicide.
The legislation was presented last month at a hearing held by the State Durma, where critics claimed that the "negative" emo culture encourages anti-social behaviour and glorifies suicide.
Emo kids were described as teenagers who wear black, have facial piercings and black hair with fringes that "cover half the face", reports The Guardian.
Does The Messiah Wear A Funny Hat?
Above is video of Barack Obama visiting his homeland of Israel, where he was born in a manger. He visited some wall where you scribble something on a piece of paper and push it into a crack.
brickbat has obtained exclusive information on what Barry Hussein wrote (in Farsi):
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
Christians Defend Barack's Fake Christianismity
David Brody of the Christian Broadcasting Network has posted a story on their Jesusy series of tubes that refutes those emails about St. Barack being a Mooslim that my crazy racist aunt likes to send.........every day:
One of those “rumors” is that Obama was sworn in as Senator with the Koran. If you answered “True”, click here to see if you’re right.
Sorry. You’re wrong. As a matter of fact, The Brody File has visual proof of it. This picture comes courtesy of the Matthew 25 Network. The group has a page devoted on their website to combat the rumors. Click here for the picture of Obama being sworn in with Bible in hand and click here for the Matthew 25 false rumors page.
This of course will have no effect and we will keep getting those stupid forwards until our email accounts become sentient and throw the election to Generalissimo John McCunt on November 4.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Spotty Posting For Today
Once again, fate has aligned against brickbat, preventing
Blame it on the anti-Texas hurricane or Ron Paul or John Edwards' bastard millchild.
I blame the gays. (maybe Mexicans or gay Mexicans)
Nothing much is really going anyway, so just go somewhere else for the next couple of hours and then the fun will resume.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Kanye West Heads To Iraq To Help Kanye West
The famous crybaby rapper is going to Iraq for an MTV doc. There, he'll hand out money to the troops or something. By the end of the trip he'll revert to his usual asshole self and be drug kicking to a helicopter screaming "THESE PURPLE HEARTS IS MINES!!!"
Someone Says They Busted John Edwards Not Being Gay
Remember that lady John Edwards was accused of fathering a bastard millchild with?
The National Enquirer says that they caught Millboy and Reille Hunter cavorting in an LA hotel:
Vice Presidential candidate Sen. John Edwards was caught visiting his mistress and secret love child at 2:40 this morning in a Los Angeles hotel by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
The married ex-senator from North Carolina - whose wife Elizabeth continues to battle cancer -- met with his mistress, blonde divorcée Rielle Hunter, at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night, July 21 - and the NATIONAL ENQUIRER was there! He didn't leave until early the next morning.
Rielle had driven to Los Angeles from Santa Barbara with a male friend for the rendezvous with Edwards. The former senator attended a press event Monday afternoon with L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa on the topic of how to combat homelessness.
But a months-long NATIONAL ENQUIRER investigation had yielded information that Rielle and Edwards, 54, had arranged to secretly meet afterward and for the ex-senator to spend some time with both his mistress and the love child who he refuses to publicly acknowledge as his own.
...At 9:45 p.m. (PST) Monday Edwards appeared at the hotel, and was dropped off at a side entrance. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporter Alan Butterfield witnessed the ex-senator get out of a BMW driven by a male companion and stroll into the hotel.
Said Butterfield: "Edwards was not carrying anything. He walked in alone. He was wearing a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was looking around nervously before he entered the hotel.
...Edwards went out of the hotel briefly with Rielle, they were observed by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and then went back to her room, where he stayed until attempting to sneak out of the hotel unseen at 2:40 a.m. (PST). But when he emerged alone from an elevator into the hotel basement he was greeted by several reporters from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
Senior NATIONAL ENQUIRER Reporter Alexander Hitchen asked Edwards why he was visiting Rielle and whether he was ready to confirm that he was the father of her baby.
Shocked to see a reporter, and without saying anything, Edwards ran up the stairs leading from the hotel basement to the lobby. But, spotting a photographer, he doubled back into the basement. As he emerged from the stairwell, reporter Butterfield questioned him about his hookup with Rielle.
Edwards did not answer and then ran into a nearby restroom. He stayed inside for about 15 minutes, refusing to answer questions from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER about what he was doing in the hotel. A group of hotel security men eventually escorted him from the men's room, while preventing the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters from following him out of the hotel.
Michael Savage: Big Time Cum Whore
From Gawker:
Michael Savage, the fag hating radio host who thinks autism is the parents' fault, may seem like your typical blustery foaming-at-the-mouth neocon piece of shit. But Radar suggests that that's not necessarily so. I mean, yes, he's a neocon piece of shit, but one with a hippie past. Well, enough of a hippie/beatnik past to have been friends with Howl scribe and confirmed sodomite Allen Ginsberg. They wrote letters, long ago in the animal soup of time when Savage was Michael Weiner:
Dear Allen:
After speaking to you on the phone about how nice the black-white thing is in mountain villages in Fiji, I walked downstairs to the school courtyard, where a little-known black brother looks at me, takes my hand gently, we do some old-world Lower East Side finger tricks, and he peacefully kisses the back of my hand—I do the same for his hand. I told him about our brief talk, and he says, "I must have felt the vibes."
Michael Weiner
Radar also mentions a rumored-about photo of Ginsberg and Savage swimming naked together in the balmy waters off of Fiji. Oh hoooooo. Were he alive today, I wonder what Ginsberg would say about this batshit zealot who was once his friend, long ago. Probably something about the best minds of his generation being destroyed by madness. I'm with you in Rockland, Allen.
Greatest Story Of The Day
WALNUTS! had another one of those awful townhall meetings where he stutters through the prepared remarks and poses for that creepy grin alot.
It was pretty boring until some crazy old lady bitter told McCain that his staffers suck and his campaign is pretty much some glorified donkey show:
It was a statement that a McCain town-hall participant said would land her on the campaign's "s**t list."
Addressing the Republican presidential candidate during his town-hall forum in New Hampshire Tuesday, a woman identified herself as a volunteer for his campaign, and said she had come to believe it was time McCain hires a new staff in the state.
"You've got to make some changes," the woman told McCain. "I've had problems with a lot of your paid staff."
The volunteers had put up all the signs ahead of the town hall event, she complained. "You've got two people sitting right here next to me…They have done more work for you volunteering than a lot of your paid staff have. All your signs that are up outside today, they were put up by us, not by your staff people.”
McCain, whose campaign has battled charges of incompetence — even from some within his own party — joked, "A lot of our paid staff, a lot of them are on work release programs as you know."
This is why B.A. Barackus should def meet John McCain at 1000 of these events before the election. While WALNUTS!'s supporters (or "cunts" as they are called by the campaign) will throw chairs at random 20yo interns, Hopetards will fight each other over the honor of sucking The Messiah's balls.
NObamatard Makes Hilarious Observation Youtubevideothingy
St. Barack got a cool new jetplane to help further spread his message of black terror across the universe. One thing is missing though: an American flag.
This obviously means that Barack Obama hates America, all Amercians, and most of all flags.
McCain May Announce Life Partner This Week
Rumors in the internets say that the elderly GOP Condo Association President will unveil the next POTUS (after McCain breaks his hip and cannot complete his term) sometime this week.
Will it be that gay dude?
The young brown childking?
Lord Xenu? (crosses fingers)
This may be telling.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Bitters Refuse To Give Black Man A Dolla
Hilltards just aren't feeling Sen. Unicorn and raised only about $20,000 out of his $52 million June haul. Why does Hillary Clinton hate black people and HOPE™?
From HuffPo:
When comparing Obama's full FEC filing for June with a list of 311 "Hillraisers" -- or supporters who bundled more than $100,000 in contributions for Sen. Clinton -- the Huffington Post found only eight names in common between the two lists. Not all of those donors maxed out, either, making for a relatively paltry figure of $19,250 in direct, hard-money contributions from Hillraisers for the month.
That does not mean that only eight of Clinton's top donors have contributed to Obama since Clinton dropped out. Several dozen more Hillraisers are rumored to have donated in July, but those details will not be available until late August. Some other prominent Hillraisers, like Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel, have hosted high-dollar events at their homes, drawing many more times the $4600 limit they each could have given individually by law.
Today's Very Special Paultard Video
Yup. Hutton Gibson, father of famous actor Mel Gibson (a known Jew), endorses Martin Luther Ron Paul.
Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(if you're interested, his website is here)
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