Showing posts with label black terror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black terror. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Whoa, There. You're Still Around?



Jesus, is it 9/11 already? Usually it's that certain date in the Fall when 9udy 11uliani pokes his head out of a bunker, forcasting whether we will have 6 more weeks of terror for the year.

The failed GOP presedential candidate appeared on Morning Joe to scare the shit out of anyone listening about President Unicorn's Ecard sent to Iran.

From HuffPo:

Rudy Giuliani charged on Wednesday that Barack Obama's recent outreach to Iran -- specifically, the videotape message he offered to the Iranian people several weeks ago -- was actually abetting terrorism in that region.

"Sending a videotape message into Iran and the language and tone of that message, in my view, is the kind of thing terrorists look at and say 'we can take advantage, we can push,'" said the former New York City mayor.

..."He didn't talk about any of the things we need from them," Guiliani went on. "He is talking to a dictatorship. He is not talking to a liberal democracy. If you listen to that, you would think he was talking to a liberal democracy."

...Nevertheless, Giuliani said on Wednesday, "I think it was a mistake. [Not a] complete misstep, I think it was a mistake. it needed balancing language about his recognition of the complete lack of freedom within Iran and even a strong message to the Iranian people... You have one chance to talk to the people of Iran. They are watching. You want to create a reformist element in Iran and you don't speak to that? ... This is why terrorist will say, we can take advantage of the guy.'"



We're really starting to regret not throwing a shoe at this twat when we had the chance.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Why does Barack Obama insist on making these secret Muslin agent hobbit dolls?

From the description:

Pastor David Grice shows off one of satan's favorite dolls during his sermons on Sunday November 16, 2008 at Lighthouse Baptist Church in Grand Prairie, Texas. John 8:12 "Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." For info on Islam, visit chick.com/information/religions/islam


And just for fun:

Friday, March 20, 2009

President Unicorn Sends Sexy Terror Video Message To Fellow Muslins



From Ben Smith:

Here's some unusual direct diplomacy: A video message to the people of Iran on the Iranian new year.

So in this season of new beginnings I would like to speak clearly to Iran's leaders. We have serious differences that have grown over time. My administration is now committed to diplomacy that addresses the full range of issues before us, and to pursuing constructive ties among the United States, Iran and the international community. This process will not be advanced by threats. We seek instead engagement that is honest and grounded in mutual respect.

You, too, have a choice. The United States wants the Islamic Republic of Iran to take its rightful place in the community of nations. You have that right -- but it comes with real responsibilities, and that place cannot be reached through terror or arms, but rather through peaceful actions that demonstrate the true greatness of the Iranian people and civilization. And the measure of that greatness is not the capacity to destroy, it is your demonstrated ability to build and create.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Michael Steele Determined To Turn Next GOP Convention In To Vibe Awards

Out with the elephant, in with Poochie!!!

Only weeks after the election of the first black RNC chair, Steele sets out to scare off the remaining elderly racists within his party by reaching out to young brown hooligans.

His strategy? Giving the party of Strom Thurmond, Trent Lott, Tom Tancredo, and Ron Paul a "hip hop" makeover that will be "off the hook".

Sounds Fun:

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an "off the hook" public relations campaign that will update the GOP’s image by translating it to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."

The new GOP leader told the Washington Times that the party’s defeat in states such as North Carolina and Virginia made it clear they needed a new approach.

“We need messengers to really capture that region — young, Hispanic, black, a cross section…” he said in an interview published Thursday. “We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings.”

He added, jokingly, that “we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”

Steele described the new multi-platform PR offensive as “avant-garde, technically. It will come to [the] table with things that will surprise everyone — off the hook.” Asked whether that meant cutting-edge tactics, Steele demurred. “I don't do 'cutting-edge,’” he said. “That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge.”

Friday, January 30, 2009

Further Evidence Kanye West & Friends™ Are Big Mos

And yes, they did have an orgy

Kanye and his girlfriends went to Fashion Week, Sex in the City style as pictured above, and got called horrible names like "gay" and "clown" because they dressed like gay hobo clowns from the future.

This did not sit well with Kanye's barber and image consultant, Ibn Jasper, who is a man that dresses and cuts the hair of a homosexual for a living.

Jasper lashed out, threatening the internets Michael Steele style:

...And for the record, aint NONE OF US "gay"or a "clown". What's so funny to me about it , is that we dress like grown men.

And let's not forget that we are from the streets of Chicago, aint nothing sweet over here. We aint no punks! Getting dressed up and stunting on people is all a part of the Pimp/ Player culture that we were raised in. You guys might have just seen that type of stuff in movies like "The Mack" and "Pimps Up, Hoes Down", but that is what we grew up around, lived and saw everyday. To this day, my father says that he raised all of his sons to be Pimps. I already have broken and scratched up knuckles from steeling on and smacking the sh!t out of dudes that tried to underestimate me and call me out of my name. If someone wants to be the next victim I would be more that happy to grant them that wish...



Here's our favorite part:


Activity Day from ibn jasper on Vimeo.

We pop them thangs too, don't get it twisted....

I'm not on no tough sh!t, I just know how to defend myself. I learned how to shoot guns correctly in my highschool R.O.T.C. class.


via Gawker

GOP Elects...wait...what? A Black Guy?

What kind of fool am I?

The RNC chair race was a really interesting thing. After being slaughtered in the last two election cycles, no one important or interesting or having a modicum of decency would get anywhere near that tar baby.

Enter a couple of black guys and a gaggle of Klansmen.

After 6 ballots, Michael Steele defeated some elderly Grand Wizard who was traumatized as a child by being forced to attend school with a bunch of "nagras".

He then instituted a new reign of black terror within the party, mugging several aged Republicans in the parking lot while shouting death threats:

"We're going to say to friend and foe alike: 'We want you to be a part of us, we want you to with be with us.' And for those who wish to obstruct, get ready to get knocked over,"

Friday, January 16, 2009

HuffBlow Demands You Report To Obama Gulag IMMEDIATELY



Hahahaha. Stupid Huffington Post believes people will actually "donate" their "time" to give hobos spongebaths or something in honor of Hopey's Inauguration, just like he asked.

Like it wasn't enough to donate your money to help the Hawaiian Tiki Messiah get elected in the first place. And what about that time we almost got murded on election day. Huh?

Much to our surpise, the liberal commenters at HuffBlow will be doing more than just sitting around naked in the moonlight, bathing in goat blood. Here's a sample of how lame some people really are:

"I have to work, so am taking the late shift at a soup kitchen put on by a local church down the street from me. I will help with the end of the dinner rush and will be srubbing pots and pans and prepping the dinner for the following evening."

"I will be volunteering at Shelter House, a place for victims of domestic violence can go to get support. I will also be donating food."

"Donating and bagging baby products for a local shelter during the day and singing at a MLK service in the evening."

"I will be volunteering this weekend cleaning up streets in our neighborhood and then on Sunday I will be attending and volunteering at a Barak Obama event at the Califorina African Museum, and then on Monday I will be doing yard work at a pre school and reading to young kids."


All of these suckers will feel pretty stupid when they come home from all their volunteer suck-up assignments only to find that Pres. Mooslim has kidnapped their children and sold them to Korean sex rings.

We'll just stay home, drinking and awaiting the race riot.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Early Voting In Georgia Over 36% Of 2004's Numbers



Here's where it stands:

Number of ballots cast:1,206,891

Number of ballots voted in person: 1,040,975
Number of mail-in ballots returned: 165,916

Turn out Demographics:

Black Female
266,350
Black Male
160,726
White Female
402,984
White Male
328,229
Asia-PI Female
3,097
Asia-PI Male
2,298
Hisp-Lt Female
3,867
Hisp-Lt Male
3,079
Native AM Female
84
Native AM Male
84
Other
36,093
Total
1,206,891

Top 5 Counties in turn out:

1. Dekalb: 108,392
2. Fulton: 92,332
3. Cobb: 66,096
4. Gwinnett: 59,121
5. Henry: 41,226


Sully talks about the black folk:

...a very heavy black turnout. I really don't think we have fully absorbed what a massive - and I mean massive - black turnout could do in this election.

Not To Be Outdone....



A bunch of young [redacted] from Ron Clark Academy, a Mooslim art madrassah located in ATL fully funded by BRAVO, made up a gangsta rap song about the election...which led to the deaths of one of John McCain's Navy friends and the rest of Jennifer Hudson's family :(

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Another Chapter Of RACERIOT 2008™ Theatre



AlJazeera followed Sarah Palin to Ohio, where they interviewed a bunch of honkeys that mustered up the intellect to put shoes on and gimp their way down to hear Bible Spice spread the Good Word.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Barack Obama's Terrorist Acorn Family Tree



In our continuing coverage of "HOLY SHIT. PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS", here's the latest from Ben Smith:

As the reality that Obama could become president sinks in, the ire directed at him is amping up, as in this striking video taken by a liberal Ohio blogger outside a McCain-Palin rally in Ohio.

...And while the vitriol may help, a bit, in rallying the base, it's also probably not something independent voters are going to find terribly attractive.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sean Hannity Explodes

Barack Obama Is President Of Math



He may be a terrorist, but he's about to be your POTUS.

From RCP:

Election 2008 Obama McCain Spread
RCP National Average 49.6 44.1 Obama +5.5
Favorable Ratings +18.8 +11.1 Obama +7.7
Intrade Market Odds 69.4 29.6 -

Electoral College Obama McCain Spread
RCP Electoral Count 264 163 Obama +101
No Toss Up States 364 174 Obama +190

Battleground States Obama McCain Spread
Colorado 49.3 45.3 Obama +4.0
Ohio 48.9 44.9 Obama +4.0
Florida 48.3 45.3 Obama +3.0
Nevada 49.6 46.6 Obama +3.0
Missouri 47.8 47.5 Obama +0.3
Virginia 49.9 45.1 Obama +4.8

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Meet The New Thundercunt



Hockey mom, Arabs, retarded children, reform, Mooslims, libruls will steal your money, Barack Obama is a street thug, blah blah blah blah blah........

She seems like a bitch now, until the veep debates when Joe Biden rapes her with his words.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Day 4 Schedule: Mooslim Appreaciation Day



Today features President of Earth Al Gore and future President of our hearts, St. Barack of Obama:


3:00 PM – 5:00 PM (LOCAL)

Live Performances (before gavel)
Yonder Mountain String Band Performance
Jeff Austin, Adam Aijala, Ben Kaufmann, Dave Johnston

Voter Registration Presentation

Remarks
The Honorable Luis Gutierrez
Member of the US House of Representatives, Illinois

David Plouffe
Obama Campaign Manager

Ray Rivera
Obama State Director, Colorado

Call to Order
The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
Permanent Chair, Democratic National Convention
Member and Speaker of the US House of Representatives, California

Invocation
Rabbi David Saperstein
Director, Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism – Washington, DC

Presentation of Colors
Disabled American Veterans

Pledge of Allegiance
Shawn Johnson
US Olympic Gymnast

National Anthem
Jennifer Hudson
Academy award-winning singer and Broadway performer

Welcome
Elbra Wedgeworth
President/Chair, Denver Host Committee

Presentation of Resolutions
Democratic National Committee Vice-Chairs
Mark Brewer
The Honorable Linda Chavez-Thompson
The Honorable Mike Honda
The Honorable Lottie Shackelford
Susan Turnbull

Remarks
Honorable Bill Ritter, Jr.
Governor of Colorado

The Honorable Ed Perlmutter
Member of the US House of Representatives, Colorado

The Honorable John Salazar
Member of the US House of Representatives, Colorado

The Honorable Diana DeGette
Member of the US House of Representatives, Colorado

5:00 PM – 6:00 PM (LOCAL)

Video & Remarks
The Honorable Howard Dean
Former Governor of Vermont
Chair of the Democratic Party


Video & Remarks: Tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King
The Honorable John Lewis
Member of the US House of Representatives, Georgia
Rev. Bernice King
Daughter of the late Dr. King
Martin Luther King III
Oldest son of the late Dr. King

Remarks
The Honorable Bill Richardson
Governor, New Mexico

Live Performances
will.i.am
Accompanied by John Legend (piano), Agape Choir, and band

Sheryl Crow
Singer/songwriter

Remarks
Ray Rivera
Obama State Director, Colorado

6:00 PM – 7:00 PM (LOCAL)

Remarks
The Honorable Jan Schakowsky
Member of the US House of Representatives, Illinois

The Honorable Mark Udall
Member of the US House of Representatives, Colorado

The Honorable Tim Kaine
Governor of Virginia

Live Performance
Stevie Wonder

Remarks
The Honorable Al Gore
Former Vice President of the United States


7:00 PM - 8:00 PM (LOCAL)

Remarks
John Kuniholm
Wounded Iraq veteran

Live Performance
Michael McDonald
Singer/songwriter

Remarks
Susan Eisenhower
Granddaughter of President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Retired Generals Tribute
Air Force Maj. Gen. J. Scott Gration (Ret)
Accompanied by additional generals

American Voices Program
Roy Gross
Monica Early
Wes Moore
Janet Lynn Monacco
Nate Fick
Teresa Asenap
Pamela Cash-Roper
Barney Smith

Remarks
The Honorable Dick Durbin
US Senator, Illinois

8:00 PM – 9:00 PM (LOCAL)

Video/Remarks
SENATOR BARACK OBAMA
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE


Benediction
Pastor Joel Hunter
Senior Pastor of Northland in Central Florida

Adjournment
The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
Permanent Chair, Democratic National Convention

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

John McCain's Latest Addition To RACERIOT 2008™



Mexicans do not like black people. They just don't. The elderly Juan McCain knows this and is using it to his advantage yet again with another negative spanishy language ad.

Translation at Hotline