We Voted

Hoorayz!!!

This election clusterfuck is finally over.

After standing in line forever (15 mins) we finally got to vote for that black Mooslim guy...which in Florida translates into 3 votes for WALNUTS!. Also, the only person who was given a hard time at our station was...wait for it...wait for it...a black guy.

After voting, we passed by the local Dem HQ and turned in to the rundown gas station/bait shop, hoping to get a chance to abort a few babies and sodomize a cardboard cutout of Sen. Unicorn. Unfortunately, we only got to do one of those.

The liberal witches axed us to canvass a neighborhood if we had the time...which we did because we try to hold off drinking until atleast noon. (Gin doesn't settle well with cappuccino after only an hour.)

They gave us the blackest neighboorhood that was left...because apparently everyone who volunteered before us was smarter than that. After hitting 4 streets and being threatened by one elderly negress to get the hell off her property, we gave up, turned in our sheets and hit the bar.

Fun times.

Moral of the story:

Going here may be admirable...



But this is much more rewarding...