Chris Matthews To Grope US Senate

He's preparing for a 2010 run in Penn.

Look out, Olympia Snowe.

Westboro Baptist Really Needs To Stick To Bake Sales

Monday, a few mouth breathers from Fred Phelp's Westboro Baptist Church, a famous homosexual bathhouse in Kansas, staggered their way to Silverton, Oregon to protest some tranny mayor.

From Jesus' General:

America's favorite spiritual family, Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Clan, came to Silverton, Oregon on Monday, November 24th, 2008, spreading the good news that God hates Silvertonians (having earlier visited Portland and Tigard to share the news that the lord cannot stand Portlanders and the country of Finland). The Mayor of Silverton (Stu Rasmussen) is transgender, and that ticks off the deity but good. Alas, the Lord had other commitments and could not deliver His condemnation in person: instead, He who is the One True God chose to delegate the job of sharing His bellicosity to one man and three young women from Kansas who had some free time. The God of the Israelites is one mysterious dude, and His hiring practices are opaque. He is nothing if not the King of "Go Figure."


Our fave images from the event here:

While We Were Stuffing Our Faces...

Some bad shit happened:

Commandos who stormed the Mumbai headquarters of an ultra-orthodox Jewish group found the bodies of five hostages inside, including a New York rabbi and his wife, officials said, as a fresh battle raged at the luxury Taj Mahal hotel and other Indian forces ended a siege at another five-star hotel.

More than 150 people have been killed since gunmen attacked 10 sites across India's financial capital starting Wednesday night, including at least 14 foreigners.

Early Friday night, Indian commandos emerged from a besieged Jewish center with rifles raised in an apparent sign of victory after a daylong siege that saw a team rappel from helicopters and a series of explosions and fire rock the building and blow giant holes in the wall.

Inside, though, were five dead hostages.


Now every news outlet is beating the story over heads 24/7, with interviews from Indian citizens, family of people who live in Mumbai, people who have been to Mumbai or seen it on a map, and people who really dig Indian cuisine.

Happy Thanksgiving

BTW, this year's Macy's parade was the gayest of all time.

Today's Paultard Video

Sure, we pick on this kid alot...but he's a flaming paultard.

This story is about a tiny hobbit who used the gold he stole from a troll's cave to purchase a 9/11 truth shirt and wear it for his school's picture day.

There was drama.

Not to worry, though. By Gandolf's staff, he won!!!



And America lost.

Oh, and so did Ron Paul. Get rid of the signs, freak.