For The Win

Because we just can't end it that way.

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There Once Was A President Who Was Tested,

Seriously.

Not one you wanna bring up.

In Non-Election News...

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The Jonas Brothers are making their first movie about a farting dog.

Early Voting In Georgia Over 36% Of 2004's Numbers

Here's where it stands:

Number of ballots cast:1,206,891

Number of ballots voted in person: 1,040,975
Number of mail-in ballots returned: 165,916

Turn out Demographics:

Black Female
266,350
Black Male
160,726
White Female
402,984
White Male
328,229
Asia-PI Female
3,097
Asia-PI Male
2,298
Hisp-Lt Female
3,867
Hisp-Lt Male
3,079
Native AM Female
84
Native AM Male
84
Other
36,093
Total
1,206,891

Top 5 Counties in turn out:

1. Dekalb: 108,392
2. Fulton: 92,332
3. Cobb: 66,096
4. Gwinnett: 59,121
5. Henry: 41,226

Sully talks about the black folk:

...a very heavy black turnout. I really don't think we have fully absorbed what a massive - and I mean massive - black turnout could do in this election.

Chris Rock: Moneychanger

Springtime For Sarah

The Only Funny Part Of SNL This Past Weekend

Crist In The Tank For The Black Guy

Our big gay governor, Charlie Crist, extended early voting hours in Florida, which means Obama will win this state by 203%:

This is a very big deal: Florida Governor Charlie Crist, to the shock and dismay of Florida Republicans, just moved to extend early voting hours, a move likely to widen the Democrats' lead under a program on which the Obama campaign has intensely focused.

"He just blew Florida for John McCain," one plugged in Florida Republican just told me.

Not To Be Outdone....

A bunch of young [redacted] from Ron Clark Academy, a Mooslim art madrassah located in ATL fully funded by BRAVO, made up a gangsta rap song about the election...which led to the deaths of one of John McCain's Navy friends and the rest of Jennifer Hudson's family :(

Hank Jr. Blows WALNUTS! While Fingerbanging Bible Spice

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Greatest Thing We Missed Yesterday

Gold:

Rep. Frank R. Wolf's campaign is apologizing this morning for the actions of a congressional staffer, who apparently struck a campaign worker for opponent Judy Feder after a candidate's forum in Winchester Friday. The incident was caught on tape and posted on the blog www.raisingkaine.com last night by Feder's paid blogger, Lowell Feld.

According to both camps, the two Feder staffers, one carrying a video camera, approached Wolf and peppered him with questions. Dan Scandling, Wolf's campaign spokesman, said the two workers had been "circling" Wolf, his wife Carolyn and congressional staffer Ben Dutton, and asking aggressive questions in an attempt to provoke an angry response.

...At one point in the video, as Kent asks Wolf a question, the camera abruptly shakes and the videographer shouts, "Sir, please don't!" This is the moment at which both camps say Dutton struck Kent. Though you can't see it, both camps say it was with a cane.

Death Proof

How do you win an election?

The Bush/McCain way: Kill a guy with your car.

The monocle-clad reporters over at Vanity Fair and other liberal elitist Muslim-language pamphlets are investigating whether or not WALNUTS! used his 1964 Straight Talk Express conecept car to run over and/or kill somebody:

Vanity Fair magazine and the National Security News Service claim to have knowledge "developed from first-hand sources" of a car crash that involved then-Lt. McCain at the main gate of a Virginia naval base in 1964, according to legal filings. The incident has been largely, if not entirely, kept from the public. And in documents suing the Navy to release pertinent information, lawyers for the NS News Service allege that a cover-up may be at play.

"Plaintiffs have also obtained documents showing that law enforcement officers were ordered back to the accident scene to retrieve personal physical effects. The Navy has never publicly acknowledged this information," one document reads. "This request involves federal government activity, as it addresses what may be an attempt by the Navy to protect by concealment the involvement of a former Navy officer, sitting Senator and Presidential candidate in a serious incident involving the injury or death of another human being."

This is, of course, bullshit, as it was an infant Sarah Palin that shot the other driver safely from a helicopter.