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We're all Mooslims now. Barack Obama is POTUS, thus requiring you to read this post facing to the East.

If you're like us, you spent it swilling fancy liberal wines watching the event on MSNBC...because...come on:





Chris Matthews, just...WOW.

The Chief Justice of SCOTUS fucked up the oath, which prompted this:



And this:



Other than that, Diane Sawyer got trashed, Rick Warren prays to Mexican Jesus, and we're jealous of the Obama girls.

Even WALNUTS! Admits Palin Is Horrible

From CNN:

Sen. John McCain said Sunday he would not necessarily support his former running mate if she chose to run for president.

Speaking to ABC's "This Week," McCain was asked whether Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin could count on his support. "I can't say something like that. We've got some great other young governors. I think you're going to see the governors assume a greater leadership role in our Republican Party," he said, citing Governors Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota and Jon Huntsman of Utah.

Washington To Obama

via The Swamp

Best. Obama. Impersonation. Ever.

Guess Who's Coming To The White House?

Barry visited whatshisname with that wife of his who wrote the Koran:

President Bush had a "relaxed" and "friendly" meeting with President-elect Barack Obama after he and first lady Laura Bush welcomed their successors to their future home Monday, a White House spokesman said.

"The president and the president-elect had a long meeting, described by the president as good, constructive, relaxed and friendly," White House press secretary Dana Perino said in a statement. "The president enjoyed his visit with the president-elect, and he again pledged a smooth transition to the next administration."

Where Was This Guy For The Past 18 Months?

Classiest concession speech of the cycle. Seriously, this guy would have had a better chance.

Sully agrees:

It was very classy, very moving, and finally worthy of the man we once thought we knew. Alas, his crowd was as ugly as he was gracious. I fear what will now become of the GOP.

Victory

44

via bb

BREAKING NEWS: Bombay Winning 98 - 2

against electoral interest

Penn Called For BHO

And 103 - 43 overall.

Sara's Election Day Vlog

WALNUTS! Wins Kentucky

And the black guy gets Vermont, a state full of elitist sodomists.

McCain: 8 electorals

Obama: 3

via MSNBC

Barry Hussein Holds Slim Lead In IN

And the bitters in Kentucky are giving WALNUTS! a slim lead in KY...while clinging to their glocks and Baby Jeebus buttplugs.

via MSNBC

Election Night Liveblogging

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Later tonight.

Black Panthers Scaring Off Crackers In Philly

Matt Drudge In The Tank For Satan

This is what is screaming on Drudge 3 days before the election:

'I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD'

Of course, the actual article has no such quote.

Happy Belated Halloween

There Once Was A President Who Was Tested,

Seriously.

Not one you wanna bring up.

Early Voting In Georgia Over 36% Of 2004's Numbers

Here's where it stands:

Number of ballots cast:1,206,891

Number of ballots voted in person: 1,040,975
Number of mail-in ballots returned: 165,916

Turn out Demographics:

Black Female
266,350
Black Male
160,726
White Female
402,984
White Male
328,229
Asia-PI Female
3,097
Asia-PI Male
2,298
Hisp-Lt Female
3,867
Hisp-Lt Male
3,079
Native AM Female
84
Native AM Male
84
Other
36,093
Total
1,206,891

Top 5 Counties in turn out:

1. Dekalb: 108,392
2. Fulton: 92,332
3. Cobb: 66,096
4. Gwinnett: 59,121
5. Henry: 41,226

Sully talks about the black folk:

...a very heavy black turnout. I really don't think we have fully absorbed what a massive - and I mean massive - black turnout could do in this election.

Crist In The Tank For The Black Guy

Our big gay governor, Charlie Crist, extended early voting hours in Florida, which means Obama will win this state by 203%:

This is a very big deal: Florida Governor Charlie Crist, to the shock and dismay of Florida Republicans, just moved to extend early voting hours, a move likely to widen the Democrats' lead under a program on which the Obama campaign has intensely focused.

"He just blew Florida for John McCain," one plugged in Florida Republican just told me.