Obama Admin Anger Bear Quoted On Church Sign

The few words COS Rahm Emanuel knows that do not include profanity were placed on the message board of Judson Memorial Church, a temple for liberal satanists.

From NYT:

Rahm Emanuel, President Obama’s top lieutenant, will probably never be confused with Mother Teresa. So it was a surprise to see a quotation from him, with his name attached, printed on the message board outside a church in Manhattan, facing the street for passers-by to contemplate.

Never waste a crisis,” the sign says. “It can be turned to joyful transformation. — Rahm Emanuel.

The message hangs at the entryway of the Judson Memorial Church, a liberal, social-activist church in Greenwich Village. It’s the kind of “reader board” that other churches reserve for the title of a sermon or a quotation from the Prophets — an exceedingly unlikely place for the words of a profane Chicago pol, known more for his knee capping than knee bending. Moreover, the church defines itself as “in the Christian tradition” and is affiliated with the American Baptist Churches and United Church of Christ; Mr. Emanuel is Jewish.


via Ben Smith

BREAKING NEWS: brickbat Endorses Missouri

The alternate title of this post was "Chuck Baldwin And This Douche Are Gold-humping, Ron Paul-fetishist Jewbeasts."

From (giggle) Chuck Baldwin:

Thanks to a concerned Missouri state policeman, a nationally syndicated radio talk show host stated that he was alerted last week to a secret Missouri state police report that categorized supporters of Congressman Ron Paul, Bob Barr, and myself as "'militia' influenced terrorists." The report, he said, "instructs the Missouri police to be on the lookout for supporters displaying bumper stickers and other paraphernalia associated with the Constitutional, Campaign for Liberty, and Libertarian parties."

Ignoring the threat of Muslim terrorists, the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) report focuses on the so-called "militia movement" and "conflates it with supporters of Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, Bob Barr, the so-called patriot movement and other political activist organizations opposed to the North American Union and the New World Order."


Good...because you people are fucking nuts.

Let's read on:

The Columbia Daily Tribune also carried the story last Saturday. It quoted Missouri resident Tim Neal of Miller County. "When Neal read the report, he couldn't help but think it described him. A military veteran and a delegate to the 2008 Missouri Republican state convention, he didn't appreciate being lumped in with groups like the Neo-Nazis.

"'I was going down the list and thinking, "Check, that's me,"' he said. 'I'm a Ron Paul supporter, check. I talk about the North American union, check. I've got the "America: Freedom to Fascism" video loaned out to somebody right now. So that means I'm a domestic terrorist? Because I've got a video about the Federal Reserve?'"


Yes, it does.




And with that, we bring you a very special Today's Paultard Video:



via here and Columbia Daily Tribune,

Hand Your Babies Over, Please. President Obama Is Hungry

That didn't take long at all. Barack the baby eater reversed Bush era bans on stem cell research.

Who can blame him? Infants are considered a fine delicacy in some cultures:

President Barack Obama Monday rescinded the Bush administration’s limits on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research and chided his predecessor for putting politics ahead of science.

Obama also signed an order meant to put scientific research back in the forefront in government decision-making.

“It is about ensuring that scientific data is never distorted or concealed to serve a political agenda — and that we make scientific decisions based on facts, not ideology,” Obama said.


Another bright side? Ingredients for embryonic egg sardou will be dirt cheap.

Today's Godtube Moment

Oh noes!!! Godtube is no longer, after selling out to the secular liberal voodoo notion that taking the word "God" out of your internets site might attract a few more people.

And on this day, tangle was born:

So what's up with the new name? After much discussion, thought, prayer and your valuable feedback, we determined that having a fresh, new identity would allow us to expand our vision and reach even more people for Christ. We recognized that our new name had to represent everything we stand for and believe in, but that it would also have to reflect our new tools and functionality. We wanted our new name to be a welcoming change, something that would represent Christ and not just one religious affiliation, giving everyone the opportunity to connect, share and grow online. Most importantly, we wanted our name to represent YOU - and all that can be changed when you wrap your faith around it.


And with that, we bring you our very first Today's Tangle Moment:

The Progressive Somehow Manages To Include Injuns In The Conversation

Let us save you some time: "Blah blah styrofoam blah blah tear blah blah polution oil the end".

Casinos need a bailout, too:

To accomplish the green energy goals he talked about in his inaugural address, President Obama must work with Native Americans.

...To realize these goals, Obama’s administration must collaborate with Native American tribes to realize their vast wind and solar power potential. For instance, using solar power alone, Native lands have the potential to generate about 4.5 times the amount of electricity that is produced in the entire United States. Tribal wind resources could provide a double digit percentage of the country’s electricity, as well.

SPOILER ALERT: No sources given.

Merry Ramadan, America!!!

Build your own Blingee



We're all Mooslims now. Barack Obama is POTUS, thus requiring you to read this post facing to the East.

If you're like us, you spent it swilling fancy liberal wines watching the event on MSNBC...because...come on:





Chris Matthews, just...WOW.

The Chief Justice of SCOTUS fucked up the oath, which prompted this:



And this:



Other than that, Diane Sawyer got trashed, Rick Warren prays to Mexican Jesus, and we're jealous of the Obama girls.

Radar Slams MacFarlane And Family Guy

The show may have it's moments, but it's always been a weak rip-off:

Pity the poor executives at Fox. Imagine their unbearable dilemma when one of their highest rated cash cows—that would be Family Guy—snuffed out America's beloved Simpsons. That's what happened in a recent episode, when Quagmire, Family Guy's motormouthed sleazeball, got caught in a sexual tryst with Marge and then proceeded to shoot the whole Simpson family off camera.

"I think they pushed it too far," Simpsons creator Matt Groening said. "If our characters are going to be killed, we'll do it ourselves." Perhaps Groening spoke too soon. Even though the suits at Fox decided not to air the spiteful scene, their recent $100 million dollar deal with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane may give Groening some indication of where future loyalties lie.

...Maybe Family Guy's erstwhile fans are just aping the sneers of other cartoon scene titans. South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been taking swings at MacFarlane's work for years. "When people say to me, 'God, you guys have one of the best shows on television. You and Family Guy.' That fucking hurts so bad," lamented Stone back in 2005. "It's such a kick in the balls" agreed co-creator Trey Parker. They would argue that Family Guy hasn't gotten any worse; it's always been dreadful.

...This sophomoric glee for saying something naughty about Republicans is, after all, the entire gimmick behind MacFarlane's American Dad! As the New Yorker put it, watching a siege on American morality just "makes us restless now; the comedy is too broad. (The exclamation point in the title virtually announces that.)" Indeed, MacFarlane's tedious, second-rate send up for American establishment values has become more stale and didactic than subversive. Brian might as well be door-knocking for Kucinich.

...If MacFarlane and his scribes had kept their trashy humor as pure as their political posturing this might all be easier to swallow. But they didn't. Both American Dad! and Family Guy try to straddle the line between outlandish farty humor and subversive social commentary. Over the years the uneasy balance has caused Team MacFarlane to wobble and flop. His raunchy prime time rivals, Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park, describe this flailing balancing act as just "getting too up your ass preachy."

...You used to able to flip on Family Guy and witness the worm's eye view of things; racism, raunch, and flatulence that needed to be aired out every once and again. Watching Family Guy was like witnessing a harmless rebellion against righteousness. Now it's merely a showcase for MacFarlane's cultural finger wagging and lethargy.

via Radar

Plan B

via Slate

Mittens Watch Update

Hitlery's Youth

Not all young people are liberal elitist Obamasnobs. There does exist a demographic of hardworking people under the age 65 who support Hillary Clinton, therefore supporting freedom.

Here are all 30 of them.

via Hillary's Death Star