But then grosses me out with referencing "Mr. Happy."
Mike, that aint gonna' play too well in South Carolina. I don't even think they can have dildo stores. Atleast, I'm pretty sure. Any state retarded enough to serve liquor in the tiny airplane bottles probably doesn't.
I agree with what a lot of folks are saying about the difference in speeches. Hillary's looked like a funeral. Moments before hers was aired, the hall was empty. Literally looked like someone died. Then, they forced an upbeat atmosphere.
Former Vag Spelunker/Current Presidential Candidate Ron Paul beat 9udy 11uliani in Iowa 10% to 4% last night. I thought it would be a pretty big deal for Paultards and they'd be celebrating by showering us with flower necklaces and chocolate coins while hovering above in their blimp.
Wrong.
Check out the Ron Paul Forums, where all that's missing is that "You Had a Bad Day" song playing in the background. Here's some of my favorite quotes:
So what, Iowa doesn't represent America.
He's much less of a longshot than he was a few months ago. He'll start looking better and better, but it may always require our help.Oh, and "Obama an huckabee" aren't change. Not even close.
This election in Iowa was rigged. They took RP's votes away from him for a brief period and gave them to Rudy, then they took them away from Rudy but never gave them back to Paul! Plus there is still 5% that is unreported, which is completely absurd. The Dems election should have taken twice the time of ours and look what is happening. I believe that Paul really placed 3rd and they might have to admit to it which is why it is taking so long to get the complete official results.
Ron Paul, never ever ever stop running for President. Even after November. Just keep on goin'. I hope Paultards live on FOREVER.
Iowa ministers who support Huckabee are receiving mysterious letters warning them that getting involved in politics could endanger the tax-exempt status of their churches.
Once every four years, 2.5 million white farmers get the opportunity to drink coffee, eat finger foods, and have the first say in deciding the new leader of the free world.
Oh wait. I almost forgot that back in March some goat fucker caused the Walton County Sheriff's office to USE A RAPE KIT ON A DEAD GOAT.
Dear Wierd Goat Freaks,
Stop this bullshit. I'm super serial about this. My mom is coming down in a little over a week. The last thing she needs to see are half goat/half redneck hybrids scurrying around our beaches. I'm thinking about forming some kinda Save Teh Goatz task force or something just to preserve what little dignity the Panhandle of Florida has left. Go back to playing World of Warcraft or blogging about how awsome Ron Paul's blimp is or something. I don't care what you do. Just lay off the kids.
With a little more than 24 hours to go before the Iowa caucuses, Ranger Walker has figured out how to hand the nod to his guy Huckabee.
Kick the shit out of Mittens:
After a blogger suggested that the actor and martial-arts aficionado deliver a "roundhouse kick" to Mr. Romney, Mr. Norris replied, "I don't roundhouse kick. I choke. … I'd just like to choke those guys out."
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