Chuck Norris doesn't go Negative. He Determines Right and Wrong.

With a little more than 24 hours to go before the Iowa caucuses, Ranger Walker has figured out how to hand the nod to his guy Huckabee.

Kick the shit out of Mittens:

After a blogger suggested that the actor and martial-arts aficionado deliver a "roundhouse kick" to Mr. Romney, Mr. Norris replied, "I don't roundhouse kick. I choke. … I'd just like to choke those guys out."

via NYSun