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via Gakwer

Merry Ramadan, America!!!

Build your own Blingee



We're all Mooslims now. Barack Obama is POTUS, thus requiring you to read this post facing to the East.

If you're like us, you spent it swilling fancy liberal wines watching the event on MSNBC...because...come on:





Chris Matthews, just...WOW.

The Chief Justice of SCOTUS fucked up the oath, which prompted this:



And this:



Other than that, Diane Sawyer got trashed, Rick Warren prays to Mexican Jesus, and we're jealous of the Obama girls.

Jesus Christ, Christmas Is Only 1 Fucking Day

St. Barack has a week or a month or however long it takes a bunch of celebutards to slit themselves on the arms while quoting The Necronomicon in Latin.

Also, HBO and Rick Warren invented AIDS.