Jesus Christ, Christmas Is Only 1 Fucking Day

St. Barack has a week or a month or however long it takes a bunch of celebutards to slit themselves on the arms while quoting The Necronomicon in Latin.

Also, HBO and Rick Warren invented AIDS.

George Bush: Healer

So says freelance medical authority Bill Frist, in an Op-Ed blog entry for CNN asserting the "fact" that W has saved 10 million African lives from teh geigh cancurz:

A legacy of President George W. Bush will be that he saved 10 million lives around the world.

His critics ignore it, but name another president about whom one can say that with such certainty. It is what historians will say a decade from now looking back. Not bad for a president who leaves office with the lowest approval rating in recent memory.

The bottom line is: George Bush is a healer.

Our New Guilty Pleasure

HBO's True Blood.

Check it out.

Lafayette makes Omar look like a cunt.

Veep Debate Wrapup

Last night was way better than last week's Obama/McCain snoozefest. Joe Biden was calm and collected as he raped Sarah Palin with words, but was kind enough to pay for the rape kit afterwards. Palin stuck to the talking points she was given at McCain's POW camp in Arizona, because she was not allowed out of the bamboo cage until she did.

Right off the bat, the endangered Alaskan Snowcunt admitted she is way unqualified and reinforced the fact that she's been doing this thing for like 5 minutes:



Oh, they talked about those subprime mortgages that black people bought with 5 magic crack beans, but Palin was all "Darn right, it was the banks, doggonnit, heck, golly, GIT-ER-DONE!!!:



Biden and Obama love the gays and go to orgies in San Fran like every other week, schedule permitting. Palin would like to hunt down gays from a helicopter...but she will allow their partners to visit while she skins and guts them:



This is just fun because she pronounces the word nuclear "nucular", like some other unqualified folksy monstertard I seem to remember:



Sarah Palin is asked if she even knows what a Vice President is or does or how to spell those words. After making an awkward joke about how Biden sucks at joke-telling (no shit) she says she will use the office of Veep to take over the world with Jesus as her co-pilot and steal everyone's healthcare and condoms.





And now for the closing statements...

Palin: "Maverick. The Medias will give us AIDS. Maverick. Jesus is AWESOME. Reformer. Maverick. Ronald Reagan's Maverick Freedom AIDS in our bloodstream. Maverick. Snarf."

Biden: "It was nice to meet you lady but, um, you and that elderly gent you spoon applesauce to every afternoon are pretty fucking dangerous and scare the hell out of me and America THE END."



You can view the full debate here.

John McCain Will Give America Some Kind Of Elderly AIDS

Hey, did you know that WALNUTS! is like 100 million years old?

Brave New Pac and Democracy for America released this ad, pointing out that John McCain is older than all previous presidents......combined and has had every type of cancers ever since he was 12:

Brave New Pac and Democracy for America, a group the Times points out today is lead by Howard Dean's brother, are up with a spot questioning John McCain's health and demanding he release his medical records.

Though it's a tiny ad buy on MSNBC, the images are striking, and readers have reported seeing it this morning.

McCain did, in fact, allow reporters to look over more than a thousand pages of his health records, though he hasn't released them more broadly.

Republican National Committee spokesman Alex Conant responds:

“Barack Obama’s liberal allies are launching a partisan attack at the precise moment we should be putting politics aside and working to solve the problem. These sorts of false attacks by special interest groups are part of what’s wrong with Washington.”

Shed A Tear For Ted Kennedy

Here's video of a loveable old alcoholic everyone cried for last night because he suffers from liberal brain AIDS or something.

Help Obama Family Adopt A Hobo AIDS Dog

Hey, remember that video where St. Barack of Obama pimped out his Mooslim family for an interview where they discussed getting a dog?

Now there's a site called Obama Family Dog that wants the First Family to adopt one of those horrible kennel dogs that have various assortments of fleas, manges, and gonorrheas:

If Sen. Barack Obama becomes president, he'll instantly be faced with decisions that will affect millions of Americans. Obama will also soon be making a decision that could affect millions of American dogs. It has been reported that once the election is over, the Obamas will be looking for a new four-legged family member (much to his daughters' delight).

The American Kennel Club (AKC) has suggested five types of purebred dogs that would fit the Obamas' lifestyle. While we don't disagree that it's important to choose a dog that matches well with the family, mixed breeds should certainly be considered along with pure breeds. Also, whether purebred or mutt, we believe the Obamas should make a winning choice and adopt a family dog, not buy one.

Sign the petition, unless you want the terrorists to win. It's your duty as an American.

Craig Stevens Infested With Gay Bed Bugs

Oh noes!!! Our favorite Broadway sodomite has bed bugs, which means he has crabs or crabs with AIDS. Not quite sure yet.

He also got a job and got his George W Bush reparations check, which he promptly spent to go see Clay Aiken in Spamalot.

via Check Craig's Blogg