George Hamilton: Batshit Crazy

Renowned silent film star and cancer enthusiast George Hamilton stopped by The View to talk about some book someone wrote for him. Now, The View is always awkward, but this segment really stands alone.

At about the 2:00 mark, Barbara asks George to regale the audience with a cute little anecdote about the time he fucked his stepmother at the age of 12.

No shit.



Things only get worse when Hamilton's son, Ashley, joins the fun and pretends to be a comedian...which people actually pay to see.

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John McCain Will Give America Some Kind Of Elderly AIDS

Hey, did you know that WALNUTS! is like 100 million years old?

Brave New Pac and Democracy for America released this ad, pointing out that John McCain is older than all previous presidents......combined and has had every type of cancers ever since he was 12:

Brave New Pac and Democracy for America, a group the Times points out today is lead by Howard Dean's brother, are up with a spot questioning John McCain's health and demanding he release his medical records.

Though it's a tiny ad buy on MSNBC, the images are striking, and readers have reported seeing it this morning.

McCain did, in fact, allow reporters to look over more than a thousand pages of his health records, though he hasn't released them more broadly.

Republican National Committee spokesman Alex Conant responds:

“Barack Obama’s liberal allies are launching a partisan attack at the precise moment we should be putting politics aside and working to solve the problem. These sorts of false attacks by special interest groups are part of what’s wrong with Washington.”

Indoor Tanning Association Apparently Exists

And they issued a press release about the Palin tanning bed thingy:

In locations such as Alaska, tanning beds provide important health benefits as a source of UV light. In the bleak winter months, many Americans experience vitamin D deficiency and the best way to manufacture vitamin D is through exposure to UV light. But it is impossible to get the requisite amount of vitamin D from the sun in cities north of 37 degrees latitude for as many as 6 months out of the year; people living as far north as Juneau, Alaska, are deprived of vitamin D from sunlight for even longer.

...While partisan bloggers and the sun scare industry will use this as an opportunity to undermine Gov. Palin and demonize the indoor tanning industry, the fact is that Governor Palin’s decision to get UV light from a tanning bed positively impacts her health.

“Moderate amounts of indoor tanning allow Governor Palin to experience the many health benefits that come with exposure to UV light,” said Dan Humiston, President of the Indoor Tanning Association. “Especially in dreary northern locations like Alaska, indoor tanning can help guard against wintertime depression and ward off diseases associated with vitamin D deficiency.”

“Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

Why Her Name Isn't Sarah Pale-in

brickbat really can't stand.........nah........despises the endangered Alaskan Snowcunt, but this story is kinda getting blown out of proportion:

Sarah Palin brought one unusual accessory to the Alaska Governor's mansion after moving in last year: A tanning bed.

Al Giordano's NarcoNews first reported that Palin had the apparatus installed in the mansion in Juneau, and a spokesman for the Alaska Department of Transportation and Public Facilities, Roger Wetherell, confirmed the account to Politico.

"She paid for it with her own money," Wetherell said in an email.

It does get awful dark up there in Alaska, but health authorities like the American Cancer Society generally frown on tanning beds as cancer risks.

The McCain-Palin campaign didn't have an immediate comment on the purchase.

Shed A Tear For Ted Kennedy

Here's video of a loveable old alcoholic everyone cried for last night because he suffers from liberal brain AIDS or something.

Someone Please Tell Hillary That She Did Not Win

Thundercunt wants what Thundercunt wants.

Two things:

Her name will be put into the nomination in Denver.

And she's insisted that her own moviefilm people be used to make the Lifetime: Televeision for Women short film documentary that will introduce her before her daughter introduces her before she gives the keynote speech she cried then threatened to shoot BHO to get.


Yet, it's Elizabeth Edwards that has the tata cancers.

Obama Supporter Holds Depressing House Party

Ever been invited to a party where you show up and immediately want to leave because the host would not stop talking about their sicknesses?

This is exactly what happened when "Marla" from CO was strong armed by her negro husband to hold an Obama blowjob party. People showed up expecting to consume bruschetta and HOPE™, but only received the chance to sit and cry on her staircase while she gave details about her tata cancer.

Try alcohol next time. The poors seem to love that stuff.

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The Gays Hate Cancer Survivors

Snickers released the above ad featuring a homosexual being gunned down by Mr. T and, as expected, gays got really pissed and forced Mars to pull the ad:

Mars has pulled a U.K. Snickers spot criticized for being homophobic, according to a gay-rights group.

This is the second time the marketer has come under fire for homophobic advertising for Snickers. It was also criticized for a 2007 Super Bowl ad in which two men expressed disgust after accidentally kissing.

According to Human Rights Campaign, Mars announced its decision "following communication between the HRC Workplace Project and Mars."

The ad, created by Omnicom Group's AMV BBDO in London, featured an effeminate speed-walking man who is ridiculed by Mr. T and shot at by a Snickers cannon. The spot closes with Mr. T shouting the campaign tagline: "Get some nuts."

HRC Workplace Director Daryl Herrschaft in a statement said the group "applauds Mars for taking swift and appropriate action" but added that it was "surprised to see the company return to the same practice it had just recently rejected."

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Edwardses Will Not Endorse

Famous son-of-a-mill John Edwards and his beard wife Elizabeth will not endorse anyone for anything ever.

However, they did open up to respected news Goliath People Magazine about their likes, dislikes, and fave boy bands.

Elizabeth likes Hillary's healthcare plan because her cancers told her to, but does not like Thundercunt because what little money the hobo does bring in comes from lobbyists.

Mrs. Edwards likes St. Barack because young people like him, but does not like the fact that he is black or something like that:

In their first joint interview since John, the Democratic former senator and 2004 vice presidential nominee, dropped out of the race in January, the couple named what they liked and disliked about each of the remaining Democrats – and Mrs. Edwards didn't hesitate: "I like Hillary's health care plan."

What doesn't she like about the senator from New York and former first lady? "The lobbyist money," she adds.

On Obama, she says: "The fact that he has motivated so many young people to be involved, I think is fantastic."

But, she adds: "I don't like his health care plan or his advertising on health care, which I think is misleading."

As for Millboy, he likes Hillary for her tenacity. He likes Obama because he is black and therefore probably hung:

On Clinton: "I like something different about Hillary. I think her tenacity shows a real strength that's inside her."

What doesn't he like about Clinton? "Um, still a lot of the old politics," John Edwards said.

As for Obama, he says: "Sometimes I want to see more substance under the rhetoric."

But he cited two things he likes about the charismatic young senator from Illinois: "One is, I think he really does want to bring about serious change and a different way of doing things. And secondly, I think it's a great symbolic thing to have an African-American who could be president."


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Campaign Takes Gross Turn

The MSM wants to talk about cancer. More specifically, the elderly Juan McCain's face cancer. Watch the video to learn about the scandal that could transfer the power of the POTUS from an elderly Spanish-American War folklore hero to the bronzed hands of a scary Space Christian robot:




Sooooooo, this has to do with Universal Healthcare? I'm confused.