Angry Kid Touchers Angered At President Who Kills/Eats Babies Before They Reach Ripe Age Of 8

As was expected:

It's telling that the pro-life guys doing the protesting are both men who clearly didn't graduate recently. I'm all for public protests, but there's an astroturf quality to some of these religious right protests, and conservative protests overall. You'd think, if the students were truly upset that Obama was coming to their school, that some - uh - students themselves might protest?


Def lacks the subtlety of dead baby dolls in Spongebob strollers.


via AMERICAblog

Alan Keyes' Super Gross Open Letter To Baby Eaters

Oh my!

If you haven't heard the news, President Obama is going to give one of his fancy erection speeches at Notre Dame, a college for future kid touchers.

Many people are upset about this. (Baby Jesus?)

Crazy Jesus person and Obama arch-enemy Alan Keyes is furious and wrote an insane letter to whatever giant Spider Monster runs the college:

When I read of slavery in my youth I could not understand why so many tolerated such evil for so long. I asked God to help me never in my life to be such as they were. Once I fully understood the nature of the abortion issue, I was moved to stand against abortion and the slaughter of innocent life as I would have wanted all people of conscience and goodwill to stand against slavery and the rape of my forbears' liberty. When people suggest that Barack Obama shares some heritage with me, I know better. For the truest test of that heritage is not the color of someone's skin, but the determination of their heart, never to stand silently by while God's fundamental law of justice is denied to persons whose only crime is the unjustly despised appearance of their humanity.


As a result, if Keyes steps foot on the campus, he will be arrested. Fun!

The best part is the follow-up statement Keyes released which is just batshit disgusting sentence after batshit disgusting sentence about dead babies, menses, or whatever happens down there to a lady.

Enjoy:

Christ said:

"31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: 32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: 33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. 34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: 35 For I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: 36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. 37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungered, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? 38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? 39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? 40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. (Matthew 25:31-40)"


These words must ring in the ears of faithful Christians as they consider the grim reality of abortion. Every time abortionists rip a child limb from limb within the womb; every time they crush the fragile head; every time they scorch the life from its body with a death dealing solution; every time they scrape its nascent cells of life from the walls of a womb- Jesus is savagely beaten again; his skull pressed down with thorns; his limbs pulled savagely in their sockets; his hands and feet pierced through with nails; his breath drawn with fiery pain; his life finally extinguished; every time.

And every time there stands vociferous in the crowd, the ambitious man of blood, Barack Obama. He is justifying the torture, forcing bystanders to aid in the atrocity, assuring that the nails are paid for and the henchmen of evil well fed and rewarded for their role in the daily crucifixion. Even the garments of the innocent children (their little organs or stem cells), like the vesture of Christ, he prepares for division among those who perpetrate the slaughter.


Good lord. And to think I thought it was like this the whole time.

Thanks, Alan!


via CBN

Why Are We Not At CPAC?

Holy shit. This shindig looks like the greatest clusterfuck of all time.

Conservatives Republicans well-connected affluent kid touchers are holding their annual meet and greet, and, honey, did it deliver.

Besides Grover Norquist's Future-Douchebags-Of-'Murica Rainbow Party 2009™, Mittens showed up and used his plus one invite to bring along his ego/shattered ambitions:



Bobby Jindal a young Republican padawan named Jonathan Krohn showed up to talk about Conservatism for the few moments leading up to his GOP hazing, which included the use of chloroform and a giant rubber fist:



Subway Dude was there and got in a few shots at Chris Matthews (easy target) and MSNBC:

First it started with the news media (enemy number one in the conservative crowd), including his cable news competitor, MSNBC, and its host Chris Matthews

"Other news outlets have gotten religion recently," said the now-Fox News host. There is the "Oh God channel", he added, "after Chris Matthews finally realized that there was a God and called him out before Bobby Jindal's speech."

Later he went on to call Matthews station "MSBS." The rest of the media wasn't spared. Nor were members of Congress and the administration. Huckabee called Newsweek Magazine, "ObamaWeek," for its favorable covers and coverage of the president, referred to Obama's treasury secretary as "Turbo Tax Geithner," for his failure to pay portions of his income tax. Reflecting later on his long-held belief that the IRS should be abolished, Huckabee concluded that, if it came true: "We would no longer have a tax cheat running the IRS."

Also, Tucker Carlson was booed and a bunch of "Family Values" voters want to get in on the hot gay sex action.

brickbat is considering actually registering with it's first political party just to attend CPAC 2010. It would sooooooooooooooooo be worth it.

Saxby Chambliss: Kid Toucher

Georgia Sen. Saxby Chambliss, or "Big Daddy" as the grandkids call him, released this ad last week wishing the fine crackers of his fair state a Merry Thanksgiving or whatever.

The fucked up part is that he totally feels up his granddaughter, vigorously shaking her breast at the end.

Given the fact that he is a Republican, we can only assume that he will release a Christmas ad thanking his state for aiding in his reelection while deep-throating his grandson.



via Gawker

George Hamilton: Batshit Crazy

Renowned silent film star and cancer enthusiast George Hamilton stopped by The View to talk about some book someone wrote for him. Now, The View is always awkward, but this segment really stands alone.

At about the 2:00 mark, Barbara asks George to regale the audience with a cute little anecdote about the time he fucked his stepmother at the age of 12.

No shit.



Things only get worse when Hamilton's son, Ashley, joins the fun and pretends to be a comedian...which people actually pay to see.

via dlisted

Coach / Kid Toucher Found Dead

Ray Totten, the local tennis coach who did some really creepy shit to minors, was found dead yesterday....the day of the beginning of his trial.

From NWF Daily News:

Ray Totten, a former high school coach charged with sexually molesting a student, was found dead Wednesday at his sister's home.

Totten, who was facing 65 counts of lewd and lascivious molestation, was scheduled to go on trial Wednesday morning.

Totten's minister found his body when she arrived at his sister's home in Fort Walton Beach to pick him up for court, said Fort Walton Beach Police Capt. Darrell Bruhn. Police were called to the scene at 221 Bradley Drive at 8:22 a.m.

No sign of foul play or evidence of suicide were found at the scene, Bruhn said.

...Totten, 47, had spent four years as Fort Walton Beach High School's tennis coach and was in his first year as golf coach when he was arrested May 28.

The arrest came after a 14-year-old boy told his parents that Totten had been sexually abusing him several times a week since December 2007.

Fort Walton Beach police originally charged Totten with 50 counts of lewd and lascivious molestation for incidents alleged to have occurred on school grounds.

In September, the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office added 15 more molestation charges stemming from incidents believed to have occurred at Totten's home.

He also was accused of tampering with evidence for trying to dismantle a flash drive lawmen said contained 30 to 40 images of the victim's genitals.


There's plenty of snark to go all over this story...but rather than that, just read the comments on the story. Gems, one and all.

Totten's Strokes Gets Him A $50K Bond

The local tennis coach/ametuer photographer received a bond of $1000 for each of the 50 counts he faces:

Assistant State Attorney Christine Bosau argued against the bond. She told Circuit Court Judge Thomas Remington that Totten, facing a sentence between 56 and 750 years, posed a substantial flight risk if released.

Bosau told the judge that her "biggest concern" with Totten receiving bond was that the coach would contact the victim or members of the teams he coached.

"He has been attempting to make calls from the jail to them," she said.

Bosau said Totten had been attempting to reach some of the young men who he coached through their parents.

"We didn't want to see him still in contact with these folks because he's very manipulative," Bosau said.

via NWF Daily News

Local Coach Arrested For Kid Touching

From NWF Daily News:

Fort Walton Beach High School tennis and golf coach Ray Totten was arrested Tuesday after police officers watched him attempt to destroy flash drives containing evidence of sexual encounters with a student.

...A male student at Fort Walton Beach High School told his parents he’d been sexually abused by Totten, and they took him to the Children’s Advocacy Center in Niceville on May 27, according to an arrest report. The student said Totten began molesting him in December 2007 and the abuse continued until May 25.

The teen reported the molestation was “limited to the defendant masturbating the victim” an estimated 50 times, according to Totten's arrest report. He said the acts happened at Totten’s office and the school library. Some of the molestation happened in Totten’s vehicle in the school parking lot, according to the arrest report.



The acts happened at least every third day, the victim told investigators.
According to the arrest report, police met Totten at Fort Walton Beach High School Tuesday afternoon and asked him to go to the police department with them. He was directed to an interview room and left alone. That’s when officers watching a security monitor observed him begin to destroy two white flash drives.

Between 30 and 40 images of the victim’s private area were recovered from the devices.

What's interesting is that there are several questionable pics on the official FWB HS Tennis homepage that apparently noone thought were sketchy. After sifting through the pics in the gallery section, you'll want to take a Hazmat shower.

Or four.

The internets are one twisted series of tubes.

Texas Court: Reuniting Kids With Kid Touchers

The same state that brought us executions of the retarded and the arrests of gay adults having sex in their own home now seems to be pretty cool with adults fucking children.

As long as Space Jesus told them to.

From Desert News:

An Austin appeals court has ruled that Texas child welfare authorities acted improperly in removing more than 450 children from the FLDS Church's YFZ Ranch.
The 3rd Court of Appeals ruled on a legal challenge by a group of FLDS mothers seeking to have their children returned to them immediately.

Lawyers for the mothers said the ruling only affects 38 FLDS mothers and their children, but they expect it will be interpreted by the courts to include the hundreds of other children taken in the early April raid.

"CPS was not justified in removing these children," said Cynthia Martinez of the Texas Rio Grande Legal Aid Society, which is representing the mothers. "They did not provide any evidence that the children were in danger, and they acted hastily in removing the children."

The Latest In Charlie Walker's Unhealthy Crusade For Kid Touchers™

A follow-up to this.

Paultard Weirdo To Aid LDS Kid Touchers

Meet Charles Walker. He's gonna take us on a magical tour of his protest area outside the Waco, TX LDS compund where all those bad things happened to kids in the name of Space Jesus. Walker isn't mad at the magic pajama ninja pervs. No, he's mad the governments for taking away the children of the magic pajama ninja pervs.

He even gives his phone number in case you wanted to help...um...bitch about the governemnt and pick up pills on the side of the road?

Here you go, Mrs. McCain: 979-948-3845