Showing posts with label the Youtubes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Youtubes. Show all posts
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
This Kid Is Just A Giant Douche
OMG.
It's just been a matter of time.
The above video comes from a twinkbot waste of oxygen named Connor Jon, girlfriend of known Paultard and famed lesbian, Gay God....also known as Matthew Lush. The two place have a live-stream web show thingy where they cut out paper hearts, talk live to lonely fat girls, and post pointless videos such as this:
While Lush is an internet hemorrhoid unto himself, it's Connor that we would really like to see waterboarded.
Just because a bunch of bored, obese cutters tune in to your show or watch your Youtube vidjas, an internet star you are not.
Everytime you watch a Connor Jon or Gay God upload, a MrChiCity3, or Sara, or Jon Roberts gets an internet virus.
Stop watching this shit. Foreals.
The only thing ConnorJon is good for was this video:
Other than that, eat a bag of dicks.
via the Youtubes
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Half The World Has Seen This, But Who Cares?
Coffee shot across our screen the first time we saw this.
From the Youtubes description:
This song aired on The Mornin' Show, a local program carried by NBC affiliate WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi.
BREAKING NEWS: BREAKFAST SINGERS IDENTIFIED!
This from Tom Joyners website www.blackamericaweb.com. The lady singer was interviewed on his March 13th show.
In the clip, Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Lane are shown singing on "The Kay Bain Show" in Tupelo, Mississippi in May or June of 2004.
Clariet passed away from congenital heart disease on Dec. 13, 2004. Lane said he would have been thrilled to know his song is now entertaining so many people.
Our fave line: "No mo' Cap'n Crunch"
via videogum
Monday, February 2, 2009
Monday, December 8, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Today's Hilltard Video
This one pretty much takes the cake. The triumvirate of redneck, racism, and a webcam makes this retardery one of the greatest Hilltard videos of our time.
via some cousin-fucker's meth lab
UPDATE: Bonus video fun here.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Fred and Sharon Say "Don't Inhale"
It's been a while since we checked in with movie moguls Fred and Sharon Spencer. Here's the creepiest "tribute to the troops" that you will ever see.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Saturday Night Randomry
I ran across my dusty copy of this Kronos Quartet CD a day or so ago, prompting me to use the Youtubes to see if anyone had posted a visual.
Tada.
Some background:
In 1999 Philip Glass composed a new score for the 1931 classic Dracula. The evidence of his considerable genius being the decisions to (a) use only a string quartet (b) engage the services of Kronos Quartet to bring the music to life even as so many lose (not all permanently, however) theirs. The result brings a whole new meaning to “Death and the Maiden” and provides considerable pleasure to movie lover and concertgoer alike.
Glass opts for colours rather than themes in this post-modern melodramatic rendering, chock-a-block full of Alberti basses. Arpeggios signal the entry of the living dead; the horse drawn carriage gallops across the screen with an undercurrent of syncopation that harkens back to Mozart’s first G Minor Symphony (No. 25, K. 183); the sinister viola helps the weary traveler, Renfield (played with a very fine madness by Dwight Frye), up the Transylvanian steps even as his host declaims “The children of the night [wolves howling], what music they make!” All of which contributes to director Ted Browning’s marvellous tone of restrained horror and stylish after life.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
All The Political Insight You Ever Needed
Meet this guy. He is a political junkie, which means he smokes crack while jacking off to Keith Olbermann's special comment.
See how far you can make it into the video without wanting to punch him in the throat. I made it to about the 30 second mark.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Today's Paultard Video
The tiniest hobbit is back on the march for Middle-earth's freedoms, this time almost getting arrested for assisting an injured student (who we assume attempted to commit suicide because he was tired of hearing this Paultard talk about the police state and gold standards).
The hobbit tried to talk to his sheeple teachers about the Constitutional right to be a loudmouth doucheteen, but they were having none of it and......horror......they told him to shut up.
This obviously means that Breckenridge Public Schools hates America and probably carried out 9/11.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Trolling For Paultards
Hahahahahahaha. Stupid Paultards.
The comments on this page are fucking glorious:
Ill BURN YOU BITCH!
You might as well be burning the American flag cause Ron Paul is the only candidate who respects it.
I guess he wants "status quo" to continue. Now that's what I call insane.
someone stole my ron paul signs out of my front yard..... YOU ASS.
Great video...you dumb faggot.
Nirvana, that explains why you are such a fascist dumbass.
"Opposition is my manner."
Diogenes of Sinope
u might as well burn ur money!!!!!!
Hahahahaha! Go down with your freaking economy, dumbass!
I hope you get cancer from that smoke inhalation. Moron
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Today's Paultard Video
This tiny hobbit is angry. Very angry. Something about the freedoms and liberties of Middle Earth.
More than likely, this is about his parents terminating his WoW account.
via The Littlest Paultard
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Today's Hilltard Video
Here's a video from Citizen Kate, who is a self-described citizen journalist. She went to a Hillary campaign event in Indiana, where most wiggers live.
It was a star studded event with such celeb heavyweights as Rob Reiner (who is famous for marrying lesbians and making shitty movies) and one of those hobbits who I assumed would be voting for L. Ron Paultard.
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