Just Stop With The Gifts Already

Seriously.

You'd figure that after DVD Gate, US officials would wise up and save a fucking buck or two. We're in a recession, you know.

Friday, SOS Cankles McGee met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in Geneva, bringing along a present. Inside was a red button (are we the only ones who see something terribly macabre about this?) with a very special message printed on it. Things went downhill from there:

When it comes to Russia, the Obama administration has been talking about “pressing the reset button.” It’s meant to symbolize a possible new start in U.S./Russian relations, which “crashed” after Russia invaded Georgia last August.

So when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greeted Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in Geneva Friday before sitting down to their working dinner, she was all smiles when she presented him a small green box with a ribbon.

Lavrov opened it and, inside, there was a red button with the Russian word “peregruzka” printed on it.

"I would like to present you with a little gift that represents what President Obama and Vice President Biden and I have been saying and that is: 'We want to reset our relationship, and so we will do it together.' …

"We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?" she asked Lavrov, laughing.

“You got it wrong," said Lavrov, as both diplomats laughed.

“It should be “perezagruzka” [the Russian word for reset]," said Lavrov."This says ‘peregruzka,’ which means ‘overcharged.’”


We recommend that our goverment just stop handing out gifts all together. If you really feel compelled to hand out stupid shit to any Joe Blow with an accent, try fruit cake. Or a Snuggie. Or booze.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Looks like it's a done deal:

Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to give up her Senate seat and accept the position of secretary of state, making her the public face around the world for the administration of the man who beat her for the Democratic presidential nomination, two confidants said Friday.

Mrs. Clinton came to her decision after additional discussion with President-elect Barack Obama about the nature of her role and his plans for foreign policy, said one of the confidants, who insisted on anonymity to discuss the situation. Mr. Obama’s office told reporters Thursday that the nomination is “on track” but Clinton associates only confirmed Friday afternoon that she has decided.

“She’s ready,” said the confidant. Mrs. Clinton was reassured after talking again with Mr. Obama because their first meeting in Chicago last week “was so general,” the confidant said. The purpose of the follow-up talk, he added, was not to extract particular concessions but “just getting comfortable” with the idea of working together.

Eat It, Cankles

Besides not being chosen as Sen. Unicorn's bottom, Hillary was also slighted by the timing of the text messages sent out this morning. At 3am.

Another explanation for this could be that 3am is dead time and BO really is the Antichrist.

Either way: LOLZ@HILLTARDZBITTERZ&SLUTZ

Obama's Convention Still All About Hillary

Never Forget.

Never Forget that the 2008 Democratic Primary contestant with lady parts is a stupid hobo that spent all of her money on a bitter loser campaign.

So, donate now. The big red button says so.

If you do, there's a chance to can fly out to Denver with Hillary on BitterForce1 and probably get felt up by a drunken Bill on the way.

Bonus Fun: Read the first and only comment so far.

Heeeeeeeere We Go

18 million gays and lady bitters will take it to the streets the same day Hillary Clinton gives her billionth loser speech at the Dem convention:

A grassroots organization of Hillary Clinton supporters has announced plans to march in Denver on the same day the New York senator is set to address her party’s faithful during the Democratic convention there.

The march will take place on August 26 and is being organized by 18 Million Voices Rise Hillary Rise. The march will be accompanied by a festival in downtown Denver and additional coordinated marches across the country on the same day.

The official 18 Million Voices site is lame, but all it takes is retarded shit like this



to rile up a bunch of sluts.

Today's Hilltard Video

Lost Footage Of Young Hillary Found

Gold

Trinity Throws Hillary Under The Bus

From Ben Smith:

In this clip from Obama's church, another Chicago minister, Father Michael Pfleger, mocks Hillary's tears at some length.

"I’m white! I’m entitled! There’s a black man stealing my show!" Pfleger says in falsetto.

He's introduced by the new pastor, who when he's done thanks God for the message and the messenger.

UPDATE: Pfleger appeared at Trinity last Sunday.

Hillary Clinton Now Lives Under A Bus, Dodging Keith Olbermann's Sniper Fire

Tonight's Suggested Reading

This, from America's most awesomest coach ever:

Clinton has now found that argument -- she says she will not stop campaigning until the issue of the Florida and Michigan delegates is settled to her satisfaction.

The Florida/Michigan issue get settled, of course, by the Democrats' Rules and Bylaws Committee... unless of course that committee's decision gets appealed to the Credentials Committee... unless of course that decision, too, gets appealed... to the floor of the convention.

Do you see where this is going? If there is an open, unresolved procedural issue involving the Florida and Michigan delegations, Senator Clinton will be able to cite that as her justification for staying in the race until the convention even though she is not ahead in the nomination contest at the end of the primary calendar.

If she can ensure that the Florida and Michigan issue stays unresolved until the convention (and by appealing it every step of the way, I don't see how that can be avoided), then Clinton stays in the race until the convention. Staying in until the convention buys her three more months of campaign time, three more months to make her case to the party and the country, three more months for some potential political unfortunateness to befall Senator Obama.

Then this.

Then this.

Or whatever order you want to read them in.

Or don't read them at all.

Today's Hilltard Video

Meet Mrs. Bigsby.

via NewsInColor

Best Post-WV Analysis So Far

Americablog, you had me at "Go away you horrible human being".

Hitlery's WV Victory

Clinton: 238,941 votes 67% 20 delegates
Obama: 91,613 votes 26% 8 delegates

Sen. Thundercunt won big among hardworking West Virginians.

Here's her victory speech where she thanked Baby Jeebus and Sen. Robert Byrd, who helped the elderly John McCain blaze the Oregon Trail.

She also reminded us that "There were those who wanted to declare the nominee before the ballots were counted, or even cast." What she did not mention is that "those" were the Clintons.

To her credit, she did find one black plant supporter and one homosexual supporter in the state to fill the crowd behind her. So, take that, A&F-wearing Obama elitists!

brickbat Calls West Virginia For Thundercunt

You heard it here first!

Other "news organizations" may wait around for another hour and 16 mins, but we here at brickbat do not believe in such elitist concepts as "math" or "facts".

Hooray for Sen. Thundercunt!!!

She is officially Empress of Hardworking Inbred Monsters.

Meet The "Hardworking" Voters That Will Deliver WV To Thundercunt

via Wonkette

Hillary's Sunset Blvd

This would normally creep me out, but then I remember the last 15 months.

Fitting.

One question: Why no Bill floating in the pool?

Selected Reading From Hillary Clinton Forum

If you think teh crazy only comes from Paultard Forums, think again.

Ahem:

No mother wants to see her son or daughter die or inherit an arid, hateful earth - no father either - but most mothers are ... mothers. Hillary reaches to every mother on earth and, through them, to every child and even every father. Hillary is the Mother we all wish we had: tall, strong, sweet, smart, joyful and clear.

That's a great article. Too bad it was hijacked by the Obamabots who obviously haven't been loved enough by their own mothers.

Hillary is my surrogate mother. She reminds me so much of my own mother, strong and gentle at the same time. Doing what you have to do to survive. My mother is gone for almost 4 years now, but I know in my heart she would be pleased to see the example that Hillary is setting for everyone.


Here's another thread, entitled "Changing Party Affiliation - Registering As Independent!":

Can you imagine Dean's face when the numbers start coming in... 10, 20, 30% of the party jumping ship to IND with him having no way of knowing which way we'll go? Am I off base here- are those numbers of party changes reported to the committees?

tooo tired to read it all this morning however if it says change party to independent or start new party let's do it!!!!!!! NOW!!!!

Remember Obama cheated in Texas and the party supported it. Affavits were sent documenting voter problems at caucus.

Change is an intelligent woman, not a naive man.

I am done too. Last night I decided I am finished with the Democratic Party. This is now my third Presidential election where I have been sick to my stomach. If Hillary weren't in this race I would probably be donating to the RNC by now.

No NO NO we wouldn't vote Independent- we would vote mccain- but, we are going to send the message that we have left the party at the same time they coronate obama (IF that is- but, let's be realistic- forces are at work here!)

via Hillary Clinton Forum

Hopey To Lend Hobo Hillary A Dolla'

Change she can believe in may be dropping into Cankles' tin cup:

On Friday, Barack Obama publicly raised the possibility of helping Hillary Clinton pay off more than $25 million in debts, including the $11.42 million she loaned her own campaign to keep it afloat in recent months.

"Historically after a campaign is done and you want to unify the party, particularly when you've had a strong opponent, you want to make sure you're putting that opponent in a strong position so that they can work to win an election in November. So, obviously, I would want to have a broad range of discussions with Senator Clinton about how I could make her feel good about
the process and have her on the team moving forward."

The dreamy Messiah can't directly give her a WIC card, but he can "send out a solicitation in Clinton's behalf to his own donors and to other donor lists, asking for contributions to be directed to her campaign"hold a joint fundraiser with the money split between Clinton and Obama".

The kicker is that up to about $10 million of that debt is owed to Jabba the Penn, who now spends his time eating the children of Colombia.

The prospect of Obama actually having compassion for Thundercunt has set Hopetards off in a tizzy, as they would much prefer him to choke a bitch.

via HuffPo

Tonight's Last Post

Indiana is still too close to call.

This was awesome:

Apparently, way before this election began, Paul Begala got together with Lou Dobbs in heathen New York City, where they ate the Food Of The Working Class and pinned Barack Obama's electoral hopes on whether he could prove that he was able to accommodate dwarves with their insatiable need for marmalade. Or something. Begala may be drunk, or filling the performance-art vacuum left by his absence of pal James Carville. We don't know. But Begala did find a way to denigrate "Volvo drivin', NPR tote bag totin'" liberals, and claim Obama needed to "put the jam on the lower shelf where the little folk can reach it."

Watch the video here.

via HuffPo

BREAKING NEWS: Thundercunt Leading Among Indiana Wiggers

Cankles McGee is leading Indiana so far with 13% reporting:

Clinton - 87,164 - 58%

Obama - 62,656 - 42%

These bitter elitist "white niggers" truly hate America.

via CNN