Showing posts with label poors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poors. Show all posts

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Good News, Hobos!!! Here's Some Free Drugs For Your Penis!!!

All this AND enmployment?  Wooooooooo!!!!!


The poors may not be able to get their hands on Chantix or Combivir, but now they can sex some sluts real good, gratis:


Pfizer Inc. is unveiling a new program Thursday that will let people who have lost their jobs and health insurance keep taking some widely prescribed Pfizer medications — including Lipitor and Viagra — for free for up to a year.

The world's biggest drugmaker will provide more than 70 of its prescription drugs at no cost to unemployed, uninsured Americans, regardless of their prior income, who lost jobs since Jan. 1 and have been on the Pfizer drug for three months or more.

The announcement comes amid massive job losses caused by the recession and a campaign in Washington to rein in health care costs and extend coverage. The move could earn Pfizer some goodwill in that debate after long being a target of critics of drug industry prices and sales practices.

..."There's a long-term benefit there, beyond the goodwill and the publicity," said David Heupel, health care portfolio manager at Thrivent Large Cap Growth Fund. "Pfizer is trying to maintain their (market) share, if not grow their share" by keeping people from switching to generic versions of its drugs to save money.

"If you're already taking medication that's working, typically doctors don't push to change it," Heupel said.

Pfizer's program comes at a time when many drugmakers, including Pfizer, have been raising prices on their drugs, partly to offset declines in revenue as the global recession reduces the number of prescriptions people can afford to fill.

The idea for the program came just five weeks ago, at a leadership training meeting, as the workers discussed how many patients are struggling, Puente said.

"It was my idea," he said. "I floated it, and the reception it got was so dramatic that it very quickly became our idea."



via MSNBC

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Obama's Convention Still All About Hillary

You were just going to spend that money on bon bons anyway, you fat sluts.

Never Forget.

Never Forget that the 2008 Democratic Primary contestant with lady parts is a stupid hobo that spent all of her money on a bitter loser campaign.

So, donate now. The big red button says so.

If you do, there's a chance to can fly out to Denver with Hillary on BitterForce1 and probably get felt up by a drunken Bill on the way.

Bonus Fun: Read the first and only comment so far.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ron Paul's White House

Oh my god.

Why did I just now learn of this?

There is a place called The Shire of Bend, which is a community inspired by The Lord of the Rings. They make houses that look like hobbit holes.

Here, let them explain:



Anyway, they soon came to learn that the only people who would actually live in such a freakshow commune are Paultards, who have no money and prefer to live in their parents' basements where Cheetos flow like rivers of miruvor. Now, the developers are poors:

The rise and fall of Bend’s real estate economy has resulted in foreclosure proceedings against The Shire, a village-themed concept in southeast Bend patterned after J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” series.

A notice of default was recorded last week in the Deschutes County Clerk’s Office on the 31-lot development, which had a “Disneyland-like feel” according to one of its developers and was characterized by Old World housing styles and a fantasy setting.

The Shire concept originated with Ron Meyers, who sold his share in the development for an unspecified amount to Dr. Lynn B. McDonald — a former emergency room physician at St. Charles Bend. McDonald died July 7.

...Jan McDonald is trying to sell the 14 developed lots, one house and additional land before the 6-acre property goes to public auction in December, she said.

The family owes Umpqua Bank $3.4 million on the project, according to the default notice.

...“We wanted to create a community — not just another subdivision,” Meyers said.

One home has sold for $650,000 since the project broke ground in fall 2006.


While you have the time, before elitist banks seize all their assets...including their hobbit intertubes, do take a tour of the magical utopia that was never meant to be.

This is the greatest story of the week.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Obama Supporter Holds Depressing House Party



Ever been invited to a party where you show up and immediately want to leave because the host would not stop talking about their sicknesses?

This is exactly what happened when "Marla" from CO was strong armed by her negro husband to hold an Obama blowjob party. People showed up expecting to consume bruschetta and HOPE™, but only received the chance to sit and cry on her staircase while she gave details about her tata cancer.

Try alcohol next time. The poors seem to love that stuff.

via Barack Obama

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Howard Dean To Head South To Gawk At The Poors



Thursday, DNCC Dean will board one of St. Barack's many elitist buses and take a tour of the south, hoping to ramp up voter registration:

Dean said in a telephone interview that he'll focus on winning over people who are struggling economically.

"We think that they have been disillusioned," said Dean, a former Vermont governor and presidential candidate in 2004. "Many of them voted for George Bush. We think they want something new and we're going to provide it for them."

Democrats dominated the South through the first half of the 20th century. But as President Lyndon B. Johnson famously predicted when he signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act, the party gradually lost support in the region. Georgia native Jimmy Carter is the only Democratic presidential candidate to win broad support in the South since then.

"I think the big reason is we haven't tried," Dean said. "If you don't show up, you can't win. And that's not going to happen this time. We are going to show up everywhere."

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Her Backseat Debut



Side note: St. Barack paid his dues to help pull the Clintons out of poverty.