Weekend Roundup

Hillary staffers need LifeLock.

Jesus can make the blind see, but Eliot Spitzer can make the blind Governor of New York.

Sen. Unicorn wins another state.

That above doesn't matter. Hillary is President of white people.

Sen. Thundercunt can take her job and shove it.

Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern loves America enough to warn us of gay terrorist infants, but hates America enough to bear one of her own. Does this make her Canadian?

My write-in candidate for November.

Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN! 2008™

By September of this year, the RNC will be putting out snuff films as campaign ads.

St. Barack of Obama is now a Christian, but only so the right can freak out about his crazy former pastor.

He answered.

John Edwards has forgotten about mills.

Widening The Gap

The AP tally now has Obama leading with 1,610 delegates. Clinton with 1496:

Half the 14 delegates allocated to John Edwards on the basis of caucus night projections switched Saturday and Obama got most, if not all, of them.

Iowa Democratic Party officials said that with more than 86 percent of the delegates picked, Obama claimed 52 percent of the delegates elected at county conventions on Saturday, compared to 32 percent for Clinton. About 16 percent of the delegates picked at Saturday's conventions were sticking with Edwards, even though he's dropped from the race since Iowa held its caucuses in January.

Democratic Party projections said the results mean Obama increased by seven the number of delegates he collects from the state, getting a total of 23 compared to 14 for Clinton and seven for Edwards, with one to be decided.

via AP

Look Out World. Here Comes Fred And Sharon Spencer.

From Defamer:

...we now introduce you to Fred and Sharon Spencer. Like Lionsgate, their indie studio started in British Columbia (Kelowna, to be exact), and offers a wide array of production services, executing everything from low-budget horror to computer animation with trademark Spencer panache. They also are known to get in front of the camera from time to time, and for a small premium are available to swede your favorite blockbuster--or even recreate your child's graduation footage they accidentally erased when they used your Betamax tape to record a CBC Coronation Street marathon. So who needs a movie?



via Defamer

Douchebag of the Day: This guy

His Faith And Church

From HuffPo:

Let me say at the outset that I vehemently disagree and strongly condemn the statements that have been the subject of this controversy. I categorically denounce any statement that disparages our great country or serves to divide us from our allies. I also believe that words that degrade individuals have no place in our public dialogue, whether it's on the campaign stump or in the pulpit. In sum, I reject outright the statements by Rev. Wright that are at issue.

...Most importantly, Rev. Wright preached the gospel of Jesus, a gospel on which I base my life. In other words, he has never been my political advisor; he's been my pastor. And the sermons I heard him preach always related to our obligation to love God and one another, to work on behalf of the poor, and to seek justice at every turn.

The statements that Rev. Wright made that are the cause of this controversy were not statements I personally heard him preach while I sat in the pews of Trinity or heard him utter in private conversation. When these statements first came to my attention, it was at the beginning of my presidential campaign. I made it clear at the time that I strongly condemned his comments. But because Rev. Wright was on the verge of retirement, and because of my strong links to the Trinity faith community, where I married my wife and where my daughters were baptized, I did not think it appropriate to leave the church.

Let me repeat what I've said earlier. All of the statements that have been the subject of controversy are ones that I vehemently condemn. They in no way reflect my attitudes and directly contradict my profound love for this country.

via HuffPo

BREAKING NEWS: Al Sharpton Makes Sense

On this whole Rev. Wright shit.



BTW, that was Tucker's last show. Now he can spend more time waiting in bathroom stalls to beat the shit out of teh gayz.

via BraveNewFilms

We're All Milltards Now

From the ajc:

"It was one of those things where you don't know if you're going to make it out or not," Bullock. When asked how he was feeling," Bullock replied, "I don't know. ... I don't have a scratch on me."

Capt. Stephen Hill of Georgia Search and Rescue confirmed that the floors in Building E had collapsed. He said the roofs on four buildings in the complex had been partially or completely torn off by the storm.

Hill and other fire department officials said they had not found anyone seriously injured from the storm. A firefighter suffered an ankle injury. A man was taken to Atlanta Medical Center with a large gash to his head.

Nanziri Clark, who celebrated her first anniversary as a resident of the complex today, said the injured man was her 51-year-old neighbor in Building H.

Clark said she found the man lying in his doorway trapped under rubble as she fled from her own unit.

"His whole face was red [with blood]," said Clark, who waited with him until paramedics came. Clark said the man was conscious and seemed to be in good spirits when he was taken away.

via ajc

Fulton Cotton Mill

Before:

Devastation

Tornadoes have ripped through my hometown. Many residences were devastated. You've seen the pictures.

The images that hit closest to home (atleast to me) are the ones in this thread. These are from Cabbagetown; more specifically the Fulton Cotton Mill lofts. The lofts are rich with history. Truly stunning architecture:









Story via Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Photos via Allen Sullivan & Hyosub Shin of AJC

Straight To Guantanamo. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

I was looking for today's Hilltard video, but came across this.

Way better.

Take a really lame gay kid that looks and talks like Quentin Tarantino, give him a webcam and too many Red Bulls, and you get this:

People Really Get Off On WALNUTS! Being Tortured

Here's the latest campaign video released by Juan McCain. A bunch of cronies supporters talk about his being tortured in Vietnamistan. Even his totally awsome Mormon hating moms is in it, with the best quote of the entire ad.

I can't get enough of that lady.



Moral of the story: John McCain fought for our country while Hillary Clinton was busy hating America and Barack Obama was busy smoking/selling crack.

Teh Crazy Has Left The Building. Can We Move On?

Rev. Wright has left the Obama campaign. He was serving as a spiritual advisor. Sully has a great summary here.

Here's what everyone is upset over:



Is the guy batshit? Yes.

Was it that really big of a deal to Obama's campaign? Maybe.

Is there a double standard for spiritual advisors between the parties?

You

Tell

Me

via Ben Smith / Sully

Hookhand Monster Releases More Great Videos

Steve Novick rules. He might be a scary disfigured gnome, but he's hooked my heart. If only I lived in Oregon, he would get my vote.

Instead, I have this douchebag.

Click to play

via novickforsenate

More On Mehdi Kazemi

via BraveNewFilms

Sci-Fi Inspiration

From io9:

Some of the most awesome science fiction machines ever conceived for film, like the turbo-tank AT-ATs from Empire Strikes Back, were inspired by things the concept designers saw every day. You may already know that George Lucas was allegedly inspired to create the AT-ATs by these cargo lifters at the Port of Oakland -- but did you know the T-1000 "liquid metal" Terminator was inspired by chocolate fudge? Find out which strangely ordinary items inspired eight of the coolest science fiction machines, and be humbled.

via io9

Sally Kern Scrubs Hates America

Remember Sally Kern Scrubs, God's warrior against terrorist gay infants?

Here's a refresher:



Turns out that she has aided and abetted terrorism by being the mother of, quote, "the biggest queen on campus" at Oklahoma Baptist University:

If you compare a March 4th cache and today’s version, you’ll notice that Kern and/or her staff deleted a biographical sentence mentioning her two adult sons, Jesse and Nathan. Obviously our warning bells went off, so we did a little digging and found something quite queer.

Consider comment seventeen on this Tulsa World article: “How come no-one asks this “supposed” christian woman..about her own GAY son? The one she basically has dis-owned…ahh so christian.”

What?! Kern and her Baptist preacher hubbie had a homo? And they disowned him? That’s some Alan Keyes shit…

A little more digital detective work dug up numerous postings naming Jesse as the outcast offspring. One even recalls Jesse’s time at Oklahoma Baptist University, where he was apparently “the biggest queen on campus”:

I find it hilarious that Salacious Sally is such a bigot. Her son Jesse was the biggest queen on the campus of OBU in the mid-90’s. Twice he almost was expelled for making inappropriate advances in the library toilets. When he wasn’t cruising the toilets he was in the glee club and a piano major…there’s your sign.

We must defeat Sally Kern Scrubs and her sleeper cell of sodomites before it's too late.

via Queerty

Meet Pawpaw's Spiritual Guide

If you liked John Hagee, you're gonna luuuuuuuuuuuv Rod Parsley.

The Rod of God, a televangelist from Ohio, is John McCain's spiritual adviser. I guess that means that Rod's the guy who burns sage in a pentagram drawn around WALNUTS! while bathing him in the blood of young children so he can live another 1000 years.

Parsley has called on Christians to wage a war against Mooslims:

The leader of a 12,000-member congregation, Parsley has written several books outlining his fundamentalist religious outlook, including the 2005 Silent No More. In this work, Parsley decries the "spiritual desperation" of the United States, and he blasts away at the usual suspects: activist judges, civil libertarians who advocate the separation of church and state, the homosexual "culture" ("homosexuals are anything but happy and carefree"), the "abortion industry," and the crass and profane entertainment industry. And Parsley targets another profound threat to the United States: the religion of Islam.

In a chapter titled "Islam: The Deception of Allah," Parsley warns there is a "war between Islam and Christian civilization." He continues:

I cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed, and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can no longer ignore.

Awsome! Who doesn't love a good crusade? I'm in, just as long as I get to ride that talking lion.

Let's not get our hopes up quite yet. I'm sure he'll be smoking meth and fucking gay prostitutes in no time. Seems to be the pattern.


via Mother Jones

Help Save Mehdi Kazemi

A gay Iranian faces deportation back to Iran, even though he may be executed:

There's now a website in support of Mehdi Kazemi (previous news reports have spelled his first name Mehdi), the Iranian teen who was just ordered sent back to the UK from The Netherlands and now faces possible deportation from Britain back to Iran even though he may be executed if he returns.

Kazemi's request for asylum in the UK was turned down in 2006 after British authorities determined that Iran is a country that does not systematically persecute gays. But that's because Iran does not recognize homosexuality.

Instead, they trump up false charges on gay teens and then execute them.


Go to Towleroad, read, and then do something.

via Towleroad

Sorry

Blogging will be really spotty today. Busy with that whole working for money thing.

Go to the links on the right and read those pages. Good stuff. We'll have plenty of posts tomorrow.

Oh, and start clicking the ads on this blog.

As always, thanks for reading.

Yours,

brickbat

Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please

There's rumblings of a McCain/Romney ticket:

The Arizona senator joked Wednesday he got the impression Romney is interested in the No. 2 spot on the Republican presidential ticket after watching a recent interview with the former Massachusetts governor.

"I got that impression from him watching his interview last night, I got that impression," McCain said laughing on his campaign plane in New Hampshire. (Watch McCain's comments on Romney)

The comments follow Romney's interview with Fox News Tuesday night, during which the former presidential candidate said he'd be honored to serve alongside McCain.

“I think any Republican leader in this country would be honored to be asked to serve as the vice presidential nominee, myself included," Romney said. "Of course this is a nation which needs strong leadership. And if the nominee of our party asked you to serve with him, anybody would be honored to receive that call … and to accept it, of course.”


I for one welcome Mittens back in the race.

I miss his Super Space Jeebus, magic pajamas, and those funny Mormo cuss word alternatives like "Golly" or "Gee Whiz."

Pawpaw McCain, please let Mittens be your inWhite House caretaker. Sure, the real Jeebus hates both your guts, but that's what Secretary of Jesusery & Heavenly Affairs Mike Huckabee is for.

via CNN

Today's Hilltard Video

Holy.

Shit.

BREAKING NEWS: Ferarro Resigns Clinton Campaign

Geraldine Ferrarasiknowisaracist turned in a letter of resignation to Sen. Thundercunt.

I haven't read the letter, but I assume she said something about spending more time with Stormfront her family.

Oh, and she used the N word like a million times.

Today's Godtube Moment

Hookers for Jesus.

Yup, you read that right.

Hooray for all whores, Baby Jeebus, sparkly Jeebus fish shirts, and whore diamonds!!!

A Special Message From The Clinton Camp

Spitzer Resigns

Page Six has released a picture of Kristin, Spitzorswallows' $4300/hr BFF:



via Page Six

Very Boring Scandal Ends With Some Lady Getting Fired

Yesterday, Fort Walton Beach Finance Director Lisa Absher was fired by a 4-3 City Council vote.

She was accused of being a bitch to City Manager Joyce Shanahan and other folks in the finance office. You can read the catty emails here.

I would have paid more attention to the story had it been the least bit entertaining.

But it didn't involve whores, whore diamonds, terrorist hats, creepy gnomes, or black babies.

All we got was this:




Note to City Council: Try mud wrestling next time.

This story gets one whore diamond.




via NWF Daily News

Again I Say: I'm Gonna Miss This Man

Not only does he dance.

He sings too.

From his farewell Gridiron Roast:



UPDATE:

Here's more video

Pelosi Not Fan Of Dream Team

Nancy responds to this whole Dream Team bullshit.

Geraldine Ferraro Not Sorry

Ferraro said this.

Obama campaign manager David Axelrod responds with this:

"The bottom line is this, when you wink and nod at offensive statements, you're really sending a signal to your supporters that anything goes," Axelrod said in a conference call with reporters on Tuesday.

"There's no other way to send a serious signal that you want to police the tone of this campaign," he added. "And if you don't do those things then you are simply adding to the growing compendium of evidence that you really are encouraging that."

Then Ferraro counters on Fox News with this:



Then Ben Smith dug this up from a 1988 Washington Post story:

Placid of demeanor but pointed in his rhetoric, Jackson struck out repeatedly today against those who suggest his race has been an asset in the campaign. President Reagan suggested Tuesday that people don't ask Jackson tough questions because of his race. And former representative Geraldine A. Ferraro (D-N.Y.) said Wednesday that because of his "radical" views, "if Jesse Jackson were not black, he wouldn't be in the race."

Asked about this at a campaign stop in Buffalo, Jackson at first seemed ready to pounce fiercely on his critics. But then he stopped, took a breath, and said quietly, "Millions of Americans have a point of view different from" Ferraro's.

Discussing the same point in Washington, Jackson said, "We campaigned across the South . . . without a single catcall or boo. It was not until we got North to New York that we began to hear this from Koch, President Reagan and then Mrs. Ferraro . . . . Some people are making hysteria while I'm making history."

Will someone end this fucking campaign already?

via HuffPo / Ben Smith

NEWS ALERT!!!

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer is set to make an announcement in about 15 mins, most likely to say he will resign.

Right now all the teevees are showing helicopters following his motorcade like it's fucking OJ all over again.

Personally, I don't want to hear an apology. I want to know why anyone in their right mind would pay $80,000 to fuck whores when you can fuck your wife for free. Especially when she looks like this:



This cougar gets 6 whore diamonds.








Eliot, you're a dumb dumb man.

Mississippi

Barack wins. 54% - Clinton's 43% with 25% reporting.

via AP

I thought I smelled cabbage

Below is really creepy video caught on a cell phone of what appears to be a gnome walking sideways at night.

From The Sun:

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

..."Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.



Atleast we know what Kucinich has been up to lately.

via The Sun

Trial Date Set

Heather Gillman, the young girl who spoke out against the unfair treatment of her lesbian cousin by officials at Ponce de Leon HS, will have her day in court:

An attorney for a student who is suing the Holmes County School Board over gay rights said a trial date has been set.

Benjamin Stevenson, staff attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union, said arguments would begin in the case of Heather Gillam vs. the Holmes County School Board at 9 a.m. on May 12 at the federal courthouse in Panama City.

via NWF Daily News

No Thanks

Sen. Thundercunt, who is still in 2nd place, has repeatedly invoked the idea of Barack as her VP:



Bill's in on it too:



So there's the new Clinton strategy. Vote for me. I'll choose Barack as my vice president, giving him the experience he needs to be president....one day. Then Dems can have their cake and eat it too.

Here's Barack's response:

“Now first of all with all due respect, with all due respect," he said here during a town hall meeting. "I won twice as many states as Sen. Clinton. I won more of the popular vote than Sen. Clinton. I have more delegates than Sen. Clinton. So I don’t’ know how someone in second place can offer the vice presidency to someone in first place. If I was in second place I could understand but I am in first place right now."

...“You can’t say he is not ready on day one, then you want him to be your vice president,” Obama continued. “I just want everybody to absolutely clear: I am not running for vice president. I am running to be president of the United States of America.”




Maybe she should try crying again. This "to the back of the bus" strategy ain't gonna work.

via NY Daily News / Politico

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position"

Yup. That's what former vice presidential candidate / current Clinton surrogate Geraldine Ferraro said about St. Barack of Obama:

When the subject turned to Obama, Clinton's rival for the Democratic Party nomination, Ferraro's comments took on a decidedly bitter edge.

"I think what America feels about a woman becoming president takes a very secondary place to Obama's campaign - to a kind of campaign that it would be hard for anyone to run against," she said. "For one thing, you have the press, which has been uniquely hard on her. It's been a very sexist media. Some just don't like her. The others have gotten caught up in the Obama campaign.

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position," she continued. "And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept." Ferraro does not buy the notion of Obama as the great reconciler.

The Obama campaign has asked for the Clinton camp to repudiate the statements. Of course this won't happen. Only Obama staffers should be fired for stupid comments.

Meanwhile, in real news, Barack will handily beat Hillary the monster in Mississippi today.

via Daily Breeze

Beating A Dead Whorse

As mentioned earlier, NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in big trouble because he loves whores. He was "Client 9" of some sexy time business called The Emperor's Club. They rent out nice young harlot lady whores like this whore, Maya:


(She has a six diamond rating, which means her rates are $21,000 for a day (dawn to dawn) or $2100 an hour. This also means she's a whore.)

Here's some whore more from the NY Times:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who gained national prominence relentlessly pursuing Wall Street wrongdoing, has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a law enforcement official and a person briefed on the investigation.

The wiretap captured a man identified as Client 9 on a telephone call confirming plans to have a woman travel from New York to Washington, where he had reserved a hotel room, according to an affidavit filed in federal court in Manhattan. The person briefed on the case and the law enforcement official identified Mr. Spitzer as Client 9.

...The man described as Client 9 in the affidavit arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, Emperors Club VIP, on the night of Feb. 13. Mr. Spitzer traveled to Washington that evening, according to a person told of his travel arrangements.

The affidavit says that Client 9 met with the woman in hotel room 871 but does not identify the hotel. Mr. Spitzer stayed at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington on Feb. 13, according to a source who was told of his travel arrangements. Room 871 at the Mayflower Hotel that evening was registered under the name George Fox.

Yeas and Nays has pictures of room 871:



Anywho, Client 9 spent $4300 for several hours with a whore named Kristin, who is obviously a nasty slut compared to the 6 whore diamoned Maya.

Oh yeh, this happened on Valantine's Day.

More on this later. It's the story that keeps on giving, so we'll save some cheap jokes for future threads.

via NY Times / HuffPo / Yeas and Nays / The Smoking Gun / Wonkette