Wednesday, March 12, 2008

NEWS ALERT!!!



Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer is set to make an announcement in about 15 mins, most likely to say he will resign.

Right now all the teevees are showing helicopters following his motorcade like it's fucking OJ all over again.

Personally, I don't want to hear an apology. I want to know why anyone in their right mind would pay $80,000 to fuck whores when you can fuck your wife for free. Especially when she looks like this:



This cougar gets 6 whore diamonds.








Eliot, you're a dumb dumb man.

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