What A World

No charges for the married whoremonger NY Governor who paid to have sex with alot of whores.

Possibly 25 years for the lady who answered phones to send whores to whoremongers, such as said governor.

via Reuters

Another Day, Another Diamond Whore

Yet another whore has come forward with details about her sexy time playdates with Eliot Spitzerswallows.

Seems Spitzer likes to keep his socks on during sex. She also says the NY whoremonger was fond of using sex toys to "enhance his own pleasure", which is just a fancy way of saying she got paid to stick things in his butt:

It's unclear whether the second woman was associated with Emperors Club VIP - the brothel that dispatched Dupre to entertain Spitzer in Washington, DC...


The second hooker-informant also told investigators Spitzer was fond of using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure, the sources said.

"The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer's sexual interests has yet to be told," one source said.

Spitzer's spokeswoman, Anna Cordasco, had no immediate comment.

The feds found the second hooker in the course of reviewing records, following the money and checking out the mountain of tips in the case.

She expanded on the portrait of Spitzer's sexual fetishes in graphic detail, the sources said, also divulging that he had a penchant for props.

Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone.

via HuffPo

Dying In Style

From Complex Blog:

Bring on the pollutants and harmful toxins—these Diddo Velema, Gucci and Louis Vuitton collaborative gas-masks are going to make fashionistas want to inhale stuff that’ll kill them. The high-fashioned monogrammed, and diamond encrusted headwear was debuted by Velema at the 2008 Luxury Show in Bucharest, Romania and seem to be reserved for the filthy-rich hypochondriacs. Chemical warfare? No biggie, we’re dyin’ in style.

via Sully

Whore Diamonds Explained By 3yo

SuperDeluxe delivers on our favorite whoremonger story:

It's hard to explain sex scandals to kids, but thank God this isn't like 1994 and we have to start explaining blow jobs and thongs all over again. A young girl in a princess dress explains to SuperDeluxe her understanding of the matter, adding, "everybody at school is talking about it" and that they replaced Eliot with a blind man.



via Gawker

Oldie But Goodie Sex Scandal

Spitzer jokes? That was sooooooo last week.

New Jersey is getting jealous of all the attention given to New York and their whoremongering former governor. They want to remind us that not only was their disgraced former governor gay, but his wife (who cliamed feigned shock of the gayness) was actually a participant in several three-ways with Jim McGreevey and one of his gay homosexual aides:

A former aide to James E. McGreevey said today that he had three-way sexual trysts with the former governor and his wife before he took office, challenging Dina Matos McGreevey's assertion that she was naive about her husband's sexual exploits.

The aide, Theodore Pedersen, said he and the couple even had a nickname for the weekly romps, from 1999 to 2001, that typically began with dinner at T.G.I. Friday's and ended with a threesome at McGreevey's condo in Woodbridge.

They called them "Friday Night Specials," according to Pedersen.

..."I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim," Pedersen said. "She's trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us."

So, take THAT New York.

Teddy gets 10 whore diamonds.












via The Star-Ledger

Spitzer Resigns

Page Six has released a picture of Kristin, Spitzorswallows' $4300/hr BFF:



via Page Six

NEWS ALERT!!!

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer is set to make an announcement in about 15 mins, most likely to say he will resign.

Right now all the teevees are showing helicopters following his motorcade like it's fucking OJ all over again.

Personally, I don't want to hear an apology. I want to know why anyone in their right mind would pay $80,000 to fuck whores when you can fuck your wife for free. Especially when she looks like this:



This cougar gets 6 whore diamonds.








Eliot, you're a dumb dumb man.

Beating A Dead Whorse

As mentioned earlier, NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in big trouble because he loves whores. He was "Client 9" of some sexy time business called The Emperor's Club. They rent out nice young harlot lady whores like this whore, Maya:


(She has a six diamond rating, which means her rates are $21,000 for a day (dawn to dawn) or $2100 an hour. This also means she's a whore.)

Here's some whore more from the NY Times:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who gained national prominence relentlessly pursuing Wall Street wrongdoing, has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a law enforcement official and a person briefed on the investigation.

The wiretap captured a man identified as Client 9 on a telephone call confirming plans to have a woman travel from New York to Washington, where he had reserved a hotel room, according to an affidavit filed in federal court in Manhattan. The person briefed on the case and the law enforcement official identified Mr. Spitzer as Client 9.

...The man described as Client 9 in the affidavit arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, Emperors Club VIP, on the night of Feb. 13. Mr. Spitzer traveled to Washington that evening, according to a person told of his travel arrangements.

The affidavit says that Client 9 met with the woman in hotel room 871 but does not identify the hotel. Mr. Spitzer stayed at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington on Feb. 13, according to a source who was told of his travel arrangements. Room 871 at the Mayflower Hotel that evening was registered under the name George Fox.

Yeas and Nays has pictures of room 871:



Anywho, Client 9 spent $4300 for several hours with a whore named Kristin, who is obviously a nasty slut compared to the 6 whore diamoned Maya.

Oh yeh, this happened on Valantine's Day.

More on this later. It's the story that keeps on giving, so we'll save some cheap jokes for future threads.

via NY Times / HuffPo / Yeas and Nays / The Smoking Gun / Wonkette