Shittiest Michelle Obama Attack Ad Of Our Time

Taking their cue from the Tennessee Republican Party, the Washington Republican Party gathered various colors of lady bitters to talk about how proud they are of 'murica.

via Ben Smith

What's His Deal?

Yesterday, the Ametuer Gynecologist kinda sorted endorsed St. Barack......through a one sentence press release:

"President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next President of the United States."

Ambinder explains the coolness frigidity:

...Bill Clinton has a beef. A Democrat who has spoken directly to Clinton about his feelings said that the former president remains “miffed” for two reasons. One is that he feels that Obama’s candidacy was essentially an anti-Clinton candidacy; that Obama ran against Clinton’s presidential record at times, implying that it was timeworn, divisive, and damaging to the party while adopting policy positions that seemed to flow directly from the Clinton oeuvre. Why should Clinton embrace a guy who spent the past twelve months bashing him and his accomplishments?

Two: Clinton is convinced that the Obama campaign went out of its way to portray the former president as a racist. Clinton wants a private meeting with Obama to sort these things out; he has reconciled himself to the reality of Obama’s nomination and does not want to sit on the sidelines.

Candidates Send Messages To Bitter Shut-ins

It's never too early to start pandering, so Hopey and McNasty sent nice video messages to the 18 million women bitters who love watching that channel with all the cheating and date rape movies.

No Bitter Child Left Behind

via BraveNewFilms

Harriet Christian Still Doesn't Care About Black People

She calls them "the blacks" in this one.

Thank Jeebus this shit is almost over.

Now.....STFU or Howard Dean Will Rip Your Throat Out

Ahhh, the sounds of angry white women screaming their protests. That must mean the RBC meeting is over.

The liberal overlords took a 2 hour lunch break, which was spent having crazy sex with prostitutes while shouting passages from the Necronomicon. After cleaning up (by using pages ripped from a Bible) they made a backroom deal and came back to the floor for about another hour to explain in detail how each of the voters in Michigan and Florida can go fuck thelselves.

Both states get a full delegation with 1/2 votes.

Then, ominous words from Harold Ickes:

"Mrs. Clinton has reserved her right to take this to the credentials committee."

The meeting adjourned when Hillary's crazy Aryan She-army started a race riot.

What A World

No charges for the married whoremonger NY Governor who paid to have sex with alot of whores.

Possibly 25 years for the lady who answered phones to send whores to whoremongers, such as said governor.

via Reuters

Selected Reading From Hillary Clinton Forum

If you think teh crazy only comes from Paultard Forums, think again.

Ahem:

No mother wants to see her son or daughter die or inherit an arid, hateful earth - no father either - but most mothers are ... mothers. Hillary reaches to every mother on earth and, through them, to every child and even every father. Hillary is the Mother we all wish we had: tall, strong, sweet, smart, joyful and clear.

That's a great article. Too bad it was hijacked by the Obamabots who obviously haven't been loved enough by their own mothers.

Hillary is my surrogate mother. She reminds me so much of my own mother, strong and gentle at the same time. Doing what you have to do to survive. My mother is gone for almost 4 years now, but I know in my heart she would be pleased to see the example that Hillary is setting for everyone.


Here's another thread, entitled "Changing Party Affiliation - Registering As Independent!":

Can you imagine Dean's face when the numbers start coming in... 10, 20, 30% of the party jumping ship to IND with him having no way of knowing which way we'll go? Am I off base here- are those numbers of party changes reported to the committees?

tooo tired to read it all this morning however if it says change party to independent or start new party let's do it!!!!!!! NOW!!!!

Remember Obama cheated in Texas and the party supported it. Affavits were sent documenting voter problems at caucus.

Change is an intelligent woman, not a naive man.

I am done too. Last night I decided I am finished with the Democratic Party. This is now my third Presidential election where I have been sick to my stomach. If Hillary weren't in this race I would probably be donating to the RNC by now.

No NO NO we wouldn't vote Independent- we would vote mccain- but, we are going to send the message that we have left the party at the same time they coronate obama (IF that is- but, let's be realistic- forces are at work here!)

via Hillary Clinton Forum

Satire Within A Day

In response to the bitter elitist cappuccino machine.

Thundercunt Elected President Of Bitter Pennsylvanians

With 33% reporting, it's Cankles with 54%, St. Barack with 46%.

No doubt she will continue to run.

And no doubt Sen. Unicorn will continue to be an elitist terrorist.

via MSNBC

Hillary's Drinking Out Of Control, Causes Her To Be A Big Liar

Only one thing wrong with the above ad:

Barack Obama can take some solace out of Hillary Clinton’s new television ad in Pennsylvania. At least one of her supporters featured in the spot hammering Obama for his small town comments isn’t registered to vote in Pennsylvania.

Clyde Thomas, who sports a goatee in the ad and says, “the good people of Pennsylvania deserve a lot better than what Barack Obama said,” is actually registered in New Jersey. He voted there for Clinton Feb. 5. He only recently moved to Bethlehem, Pa.

“It shouldn’t be a big deal. I explained it to the campaign,” Thomas said in an interview. “I see Pennsylvanians for what they are. I grew up with the values of Pennsylvanians.”

via The Swamp

Hillary Is Not Bitter

Not when she's jeered by her own supporters for talking about how St. Barack is bitter:



Not when she's called an elitist herself.

And not when her husband makes up stories about people having I'm not bitter sign in their yard.

He Won't Back Down

via BraveNewFilms

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