Showing posts with label Hilltards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilltards. Show all posts

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Known Hilltard Now Controls Sodomist Hive Mind

Paul Colichman
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So there's this really rich lady bitter who owns a bunch of gay pamphlets that people apparently purchase.

Now he owns all bathhouses, BRAVO, J.D. Ordonez, the Log Cabin Republicans, and the word "fabulous":

Paul Colichman, the whiny queer version of Rupert Murdoch, has finalized his latest additions to his list of gay media holdings. The Regent Entertainment chief, who already owns Out, The Advocate, and the mostly invisible here! TV network, now has an 80 percent stake in PlanetOut Inc. in the newly branded company Here Media, giving him control of HIVPlus magazine, Alyson Books, and websites including Advocate.com, Out.com, HIVPlusMag.com, OutTraveler.com, GayWired.com, SheWired.com, PlanetOut.com, and Gay.com. Score one for gay media — or score one for yet another media conglomerate gobbling everything up in some senseless stab at synergy while the people who suffer are the consumers?

Monday, October 20, 2008

McCain Just Doesn't Care Anymore



Not only is WALNUTS! already talking about going back to that nice nursing home in Arizona after he loses...he's actually admitting that picking Bible Spice was a "cold, political caluculation."

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Women Cunt!



HuffPo stalked Hillary Clinton today and listened to a 10 min speech that she held in a dumpster in a seedy downtown Denver alley. With the rest of the hobos.

She spoke to her lady bitters about voting and MoveOn and the Dem party, but def not Barry Hussein.

If this speech is anything like what she'll give tonight, then I'm really gonna have to buy more booze. However, put a sign behind her like this that says "Women Count" and at the right timing (2:33 in this vid) it'll atleast be entertaining.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Eat It, Cankles

You ain't goin' nowheres, bitch.

Besides not being chosen as Sen. Unicorn's bottom, Hillary was also slighted by the timing of the text messages sent out this morning. At 3am.

Another explanation for this could be that 3am is dead time and BO really is the Antichrist.

Either way: LOLZ@HILLTARDZBITTERZ&SLUTZ

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Obama's Convention Still All About Hillary

You were just going to spend that money on bon bons anyway, you fat sluts.

Never Forget.

Never Forget that the 2008 Democratic Primary contestant with lady parts is a stupid hobo that spent all of her money on a bitter loser campaign.

So, donate now. The big red button says so.

If you do, there's a chance to can fly out to Denver with Hillary on BitterForce1 and probably get felt up by a drunken Bill on the way.

Bonus Fun: Read the first and only comment so far.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Today's Hilltard Video



Oh, those silly gays. They just can't quit Thundercunt.

Unless B.A. Barackus accepts his party's nomination with Hillary's head on a pike attached the dias, Hilltards will never surrender.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Someone Please Tell Hillary That She Did Not Win

Just give her a fucking gold star and end it already.

Thundercunt wants what Thundercunt wants.

Two things:

Her name will be put into the nomination in Denver.

And she's insisted that her own moviefilm people be used to make the Lifetime: Televeision for Women short film documentary that will introduce her before her daughter introduces her before she gives the keynote speech she cried then threatened to shoot BHO to get.


Yet, it's Elizabeth Edwards that has the tata cancers.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Today's Hilltard Video



Is it really in the best interest of Hilltards to reference scenes from Mommie Dearest?

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Heeeeeeeere We Go

But does anyone have 18 million scooters?


18 million gays and lady bitters will take it to the streets the same day Hillary Clinton gives her billionth loser speech at the Dem convention:

A grassroots organization of Hillary Clinton supporters has announced plans to march in Denver on the same day the New York senator is set to address her party’s faithful during the Democratic convention there.

The march will take place on August 26 and is being organized by 18 Million Voices Rise Hillary Rise. The march will be accompanied by a festival in downtown Denver and additional coordinated marches across the country on the same day.


The official 18 Million Voices site is lame, but all it takes is retarded shit like this



to rile up a bunch of sluts.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

DNC Gets Shitty With Hilltards

Be warned:  She's a letter writer

There is an organiztion called PUMAPAC, which is a group of racist bitters who want a roll-call vote at the Denver convention so that their cankled overlord can lose yet again.

They've taken a page from the Paultard playbook and spammed the inboxes of the DNC leadership with their demands.

Here are some of the responses they've received:

“What’s clear is much of this so called rage is being stirred not by Hillary, but those pretending to be her supporters. Stop the hate. You have totally disrespected the Senator with your emails. Stop the hate. Not sure if you know, but we are keeping copies of all these emails in the archives. Yes, you are not going to get away with pretending to be for Hillary. She is a leader of the Dem party.”
from Donna Brazile threatening Sharon, a Democratic voter, with retaliation for contacting her about the election, on June 8, 2008.

“The racist bullshit I have gotten from my fellow Clinton supporters has been enough to make me puke. You have a choice. No one would be forcing you. It is a choice. A choice you will have to live with. 100 years in Iraq if McCain gets elected. Thousands more dead American Soldiers.” — from Garry S. Shay, Member, DNC (CA) and Lead Chair Rules Committee, California Democratic Party, to a Democratic voter from California, July 18, 2008.

“Man, you have to chill. Try tennis!” — from Dwight Pelz, WA State Democratic Party Chair and Super Delegate, to a Democratic voter in Maryland in response to an email she sent requesting an open convention and roll call vote, on July 18, 2008.

“Good for you, when the fascists come in the middle of the night to take you to a concentration camp, remember how you voted. Take me off your whiner list . . .then tell them to stop calling me telling me that they are going to vote for mccain. i am would rather vote for a rabid dog than any Fascist republican like mccain. read the declaration of independence.” — from Steven Ybarra, a California Super Delegate, in response to a letter from a Democratic voter, July 8, 2008.

“When God was giving out brains…you thought he said trains…and you missed yours. Who gives a croc what you do, its your business fool.” — from Ben Johnson, member of the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee, to Sherry, a Democratic voter from Michigan, July 7, 2008.

“Having Senator Clinton’s name on a roll call without having the votes would just embarrass her, waste time, and make people agonize over nothing. I find it difficult to believe that this organization is not an undercover McCain operation. If you want to be productive, advocate for Senator Obama to choose Senator Clinton as his running mate.” — from Patti Higgins, Alaska State Party Chair and Superdelegate, to a Democratic voter who asked that she ensure an open convention and roll call vote for all the delegates, July 18, 2008.

“GOD WILL GUIDE THE HAND OF JUDGMENT THAT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
Do not email us again. Thank you.” — from Carolyn Warner, Arizona Super Delegate and former state senator, to a Democratic voter who requested that she help make sure that the Convention includes an open roll call vote as in years’ past, July 18, 2008.

“Get over it, loser. I am NOT a Hillary delegate.” from Amy Everhart, an Austin, Texas delegate pledged to Obama, to Thomas a Democratic voter, July 11, 2008.


And my personal favorite:

“I must confess a bit of fatigue and irritation with people who continue to carp, complain, and criticize the results of the primary and lay down conditions for their support. The Los Angeles Lakers didn’t establish conditions to recognize the Boston Celtics as NBA Champions; Roger Federer did not demand concessions before recognizing that Rafael Nadal defeated him at Wimbledon.” — Don Fowler, DNC Member at Large and former Chair of the DNC, and Alice Germond, Secretary of the DNC, in a letter to Democratic donors, July 19, 2008

via Ben Smith

Monday, July 21, 2008

Bitters Refuse To Give Black Man A Dolla

18 million cracks in her ass

Hilltards just aren't feeling Sen. Unicorn and raised only about $20,000 out of his $52 million June haul. Why does Hillary Clinton hate black people and HOPE™?

From HuffPo:

When comparing Obama's full FEC filing for June with a list of 311 "Hillraisers" -- or supporters who bundled more than $100,000 in contributions for Sen. Clinton -- the Huffington Post found only eight names in common between the two lists. Not all of those donors maxed out, either, making for a relatively paltry figure of $19,250 in direct, hard-money contributions from Hillraisers for the month.

That does not mean that only eight of Clinton's top donors have contributed to Obama since Clinton dropped out. Several dozen more Hillraisers are rumored to have donated in July, but those details will not be available until late August. Some other prominent Hillraisers, like Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel, have hosted high-dollar events at their homes, drawing many more times the $4600 limit they each could have given individually by law.

Friday, July 18, 2008

It Returns



That scary little Hilltard hobbit is back.

Why won't someone call Animal Control?

via OMG

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Today's Hilltard Video



This one pretty much takes the cake. The triumvirate of redneck, racism, and a webcam makes this retardery one of the greatest Hilltard videos of our time.

via some cousin-fucker's meth lab


UPDATE: Bonus video fun here.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Today's Hilltard Video



Yes, they're still out there. Here's a hilarious rant by a shirtless sodomist who keeps saying Thundecunt was slaughtered in the primaries. Also, he's mad as hell. Worth watching til the end.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Harriet Christian's Orlando Vacation



The work of Hilltards, Operation Chaosers, or bored doucheteens?

From Local6:

Vandals spray-painted "Obama smokes crack" and other hate messages on 60 city vehicles parked across the street from City Hall in downtown Orlando.

...Special business cards left near the damaged vehicles contained negative messages about Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain. However, there were positive words about Sen. Hillary Clinton, Local 6's Kimberly Houk reported.

Some of the vehicles also had opened gas tanks.

Officials estimated that the vandals caused more than $10,000 in damage.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Scary Hilltard Hobbit Returns



Remember this thing?

Someone has trained this manimal to say a few more words.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Lovely



There's been a rumor that the GOP is holding onto a tape of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey".

I was clicking through Hillary Clinton Forum to laugh at Hilltards freaking the fuck out over the RBC decision and found this nugget:

Larry Johnson at noquarterusa.com has just announced that he will break the news about Michelle Obama Monday AM. This is LEGITIMATE unlike that other supposed news about BO. Check out noquarterusa for details!

Here's what Larry says:

New and dramatic developments. This is a heads up. I’ll post the news Monday morning by 0900 hours. Now I know why people who have seen the videotape say it is stunning. Barack’s headaches are only starting.

This Is Awesome



via Firedoglake