Elizabeth Kucinich's Hotness Brings Religions Together

If she can spare the time from helping Dennis make Grasshoppers, I so want her to read me a bedtime story or something. I lika the way she talk.

Ron Paul and Friends to Cruise in Hindenburg

Hey, remember Ron Paul's neo-nazi money?

Here's a pic from September at the Values Voters Presidential debate. Guess who's pictured?



Yup, Don Black. The nazi guy who runs Stormfront. Wierdo next to Don is Carmen Sandeigo impersonator/Don's son Derek.

Instead of making Liberty Dollars, are Paultards now going to use Reichsmark coins?

[little green footballs]

Please Waterboard this She-He

It's still not unconstitutional, right? GET TO IT! For real.

The New York Observer actually thought it would be kewl to interview the pillow biter, I suppose assuming he had something interesting to say.

Isn't it bad enough we had to watch that fucking video over and over? Then, he's getting his own show. Then gets Time's viral video of the year.

In the NYO interview, he spits out cute gems like this:

This election will be my first chance to vote, and I want to be confident in my choice. Everyone thinks it’s so controversial for Hillary to be in the running, but where are the openly gay presidential candidates? Don’t get me wrong, fag hags are great, but why have the hag when you can have the fag?

I rest my case, secret Bush Administation terrorist court people. Intern this danger to society now.

So, start with this



stir in some




a dash of this



sprinkle some of this on it



and then BAM! One steaming hot serving of my tax dollars put to good use right at my dinner table.

Good for some, good for all. Right?

Alan Keyes Will Blow Your Mind

Part-time GOP presidential candidate Alan Keyes gave a speech in Reno back in October dealing with some serious psychological shit. Follow him down the rabbit hole.

Satanists Invade Panama Shitty to Counter Pagan Insurgency in FWB

Not content with letting Pagan goat killers encroach on Panhandle territory, Satanic forces are stealing "light-up Lords" (otherwise known as Baby Jesus) from mangers all over Panama Shitty. Since this has happened on a couple of occasions this year, it's obviously an epidemic. Atleast according to S. Brady Calhoun of Florida Freedom Newspapers, who's pretty pissed that people are fucking with plastic versions of God's only son.

One of the victims, Gerard Virga, agrees with my snap judgement:

It might be a cult or something. Why would you take baby Jesus?


Why indeed, sir?

[Baby Jesus being stolen from Panama City mangers]

9udy Wishes You a Merry 12/25

Here's his other Christmas ad, lisping something about borders and taxes. There may be no Christmas this year, as it seems 9udy is holding Santy hostage to make these stupid videos.

Mitt Saves

Ron Paul Def not Neo-Nazi (But Neo-Nazi Money is OK)

Even though Paultards claimed victory with their Tea Party fundraiser, it seems they need every dime they can get to keep their stupid blimp in the air.

Therefore, Ron Paul is keeping a $500 donation from Neo-Nazi Don Black. Spokesperson Jesse Benton said (in robot voice) that it's $500 more for RuPaul and $500 less for folks who jerk it to American History X.


[Paul Keeps White Supremacist Donation]

Cold War is not Over

And this scary Euroterrorist proves it. Try and make it through without:

1) Laughing your ass off

or

2) Being spooked as shit that he's the type of guy that will check you in to a hostel in Slovakia, burn your passport, sell you to even spookier Slavs, and then you meet a torturous demise.





Oh, by the way, he's batshit insane.

[This is how the MEDIA works - whoremongers POS]

Paultards Claim Victory!!!

Some Paultard made this video of a hypothetical Ron Paul election victory announced by CNN, which will be as close to actually winning as RuPaul is gonna get.

Haterade Holiday Message

This shit is too funny not to share. Tuesday, Haterade wrote a blog about his new fat neighbors and it was gold:

3. Fat chicks are always down to eat, and usually drive. I haven't decided if I want to make friends with these fatties yet. But if I did, I'm the type who would pound on their door at 3AM, hitting them up for a ride to Jack in the Box. YOU know they'd be down.


In yesterday's episode, the new neighbors came bearing gifts. Again, comedic gold.





Read both.


[The positives about having fat neighbors]

[THEY BROUGHT ME FUCKING RUM CAKE (I normally don’t make videos, either)]

Guilty Pleasures

Kid Nation out.

Clash of the Choirs in...

9udy's Gay for Fruitcake

An Appeal

photo via NYT

March 10, 2003 a young woman was beaten to death during a burglary. Ryan Holle and family want to appeal his life sentence as a result of this crime.

His role?

The actual murderer borrowed his car.

Ahh, the panhandle of Florida.


[Stretching the Law?]

Today's Godtube Moment

Dealing with the War on Christmas.

Maybe THIS is Why

Fox Noise is bitching about Obama and Edwards not appearing on their network for interviews. Maybe they should watch their own fucking programming.

MSNBC Scoffs at Huck's Magic Floating Cross

I had no idea Mika was such a bitch. Lovin' it.

I Am Legend

Saw it yesterday. Amazing. Just go see the damn thing.


[I Am Legend]

Paultards like Jello Wrestling

No explanation. Just watch the Paultardary.

The Family that Sluts it up Together...

photo via Getty

Guess who's pregnant? No, not that Spears. The 16yo one. Yup, Jamie Lynn.

And yes, I do realize this does not qualify as news.

[HuffPost]

Al Gore has Gay Brother

Not really, but the SC based Southern Avenger sure sounds like it. Bask in his towering intellect while he sums up the GOP race.

Putin Person of the Year Twice in a Row

That's right. Time's POY went to Vlad, the creepy belly kisser.


[A Tsar is Born]

1 Part Interwebs, 1 Part Cohol

Don't mind if I do.

[Joe Bartender]

Pat Robertson's Turtleneck is Pretty Sure Ice Storms Caused by Messing with Israel

Pat Robertson's Turtleneck Hates Teh Gayz

Words of wisdom from the 700 Club.

The Audacity of Obama

The nerve!

Ron Paul Pwns Huck

Huckabee sent out his Christmas e-card yesterday, complete with floating cross in the back. I'm beginning to think he lost all that weight on meth considering be blinks 20 times in a second. Anyway, here it is...





Today on Fox, Paultard Overlord Ron Paul drops the F bomb, quoting Sinclair Lewis.

New Batman Trailer

Looks amazing.

Reason # 101,569 to hate Panama Shitty

photo via Beau Cabell


The Panama City News Herald. More specifically Mike Cazalas' blog Cazual Conversation, your chance to comment on local politics.

The most recent installment: the gushing of a proud soccer dad. There's even a video showing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


[Cazual Conversation]

The Man without a Face

photo via nationalphotogroup.com


WTF is Jacko's problem? I mean.....really?


[TMZ]

WALNUTS! gets shot of Joementum

Droopy Drawers Lieberman hearts Mccain and proved it with an endorsement.

[CNN]

Mitt Wept

On yesterday's Meet the Press, Russert brought up the the Mormon church's 1978 decision to let black folk through the door. Mittens said, after hearing the news on the radio, he had to pull his car over because he was crying. I guess Space-Christians do have hearts.

Paultards Take to the Skies

Last week, the Paultards finally got their blimp in the air. Hopefully they will shut up about the GD thing. Doubtful tho. In case you cared, here is footage of the launch, complete with in-cockpit angles and drum circles.

Huck Spawn Kills AIDS Dog

photo via AP


In 1998, Dave Huckabee and his bff hung a stray dog at Boy Scout Camp. Apparently, it was done out of mercy, given the dog had mange. So take THAT Romney family. It's one thing to strap a dog to the top of your car on family vaca, but quite another to go to the artistic lengths of lynching one in Arkansas.


[A Son’s Past Deeds Come Back To Bite Huckabee]