Look out Fort Walton Beach. There's a goat killer on the loose.
Over the last 3 months, 3 headless goats have turned up on our streets. The Animal Defense Council is mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore.
Wait, they're based out of Arizona. WTF? If we don't care, why should they?
Anyways, the ADC is offering a whopping $500 dollars on any info on these Pagan criminals. So, mysterious goat boy, whoever you are, stop it. Or else......they'll force you to attend an Arizona Rattlers game. Consider yourself warned.
[Reward offered for headless goat info]
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