Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Local Jesusery

Guess who's hanging out with everyone's favorite wizard carpenter? Santy Claus!!!

The Walton County courthouse's Christmas display in DeFuniak Springs added secular elements to their nativity scene in order to appease the spoilsports at Americans United for the Seperation of Church and State (whom I'm pretty sure is some Masonic / Satanic cult thingy), after they claimed the nativity alone was unconstitutional.

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Now you can see Santy, reindeer, Frosty the Snowjob, and all your other favorite symbols of the destruction of our country:


Lifelong DeFuniak Springs resident Cindi Murphy, 50, said the Nativity display is a tradition. “It’s a shame they added the secular items,” she said. “Where do these people come from coming in here telling us what to do?”


Um, because they pay taxes too?

Resident Russell Brown was quoted:


“Santa Claus wasn’t there with the wise men."


But if he was, he'd blow away the wise men's shitty gifts with something a child could actually use. Does the Son of God really need gold?

[Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Santa]

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