Saturday, August 16, 2008
Bob Barr: Big Baby
Today there's some kind of Bible quiz at Rick Warren's giant waterpark that he built for Jesus. Guess who wasn't invited?
Bob Barr, the poor man's L. Ron Paultard.
He's so mad that he's suing Baby Jesus:
Barack Obama and John McCain are scheduled to make a joint appearance Saturday at Saddleback Church in Orange County, Calif.
No other candidates have been invited, which has ticked off Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr.
Russ Verney, campaign manager for the former Georgia congressman, has just sent out a mass e-mail saying Barr will seek a court order to require the church to invite him, too.
Which perhaps is an odd thing for a Libertarian to do — asking a judge to determine whom a church should invite into its sanctuary.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Today's Hilltard Video
Oh, those silly gays. They just can't quit Thundercunt.
Unless B.A. Barackus accepts his party's nomination with Hillary's head on a pike attached the dias, Hilltards will never surrender.
More Useless Info On Barry Hussein's Hawaiian Ramadan
Look everybody! BHO has lost weight. Back in 2007, he was a fat elitist slob. Now, he's a fit elitist snob with plenty of vigor to carry out his reign of of black terror come January.
Also, he ate a hamburger and saw Batman.
Obviously, this Muslim is not fit for the office of POTUS.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Xenu: Uncut
Ever wonder the real story behind the strange Space Jesus who gives marching orders to such celebrities as Tom Cruise, Will Smith, John Travolta, and Mitt Romney?
Gawker has it in the words of Scientology's own founder, L. Ron Hubbard, here:
Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them; the psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since. The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; we have the audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time.
Do take a listen.
Today's Godtube Moment
Connie and Carolyn.
Things are getting a bit more liberal over at the Godtubes, given they have drag queens and all.
Check this one out, too.
This Lady Was A Spy
Everyone says this is breaking news...........but it's not.
Julia Childs was reported to be a spy by NPR back in 2002:
The National Women's History Museum exhibit, Clandestine Women: The Untold Stories of Women in Espionage, also features the story of another unlikely operative, Julia Child.
Decades before becoming a famous chef, she worked for the Office of Strategic Services. (The OSS was the predecessor to the CIA.) She was assigned to solve a problem for U.S. naval forces during World War II: Sharks would bump into explosives that were placed underwater, setting them off and warning the German U-boats they were intended to sink.
"So... Julia Child and a few of her male compatriots got together and literally cooked up a shark repellent," that was used to coat the explosives, McCarthy says.
Crazy Racist Aunt Dabbles In Art Of Poetry
She just luuuuuuuuuuvs to hit Forward to all.
via my BBry about 5 mins ago:
Welfare Poem - oh boy you will love this
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us, they can
scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan .
It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of$2,470.00.
This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.
Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing over the past 11 years - to the over-taxed American.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!!
A delightful mix of prose and xenophobia. Whitman would be proud.
WALNUTS! Loves Hot Gay Internet Sex
Oh, WALNUTS!
Jonathan Crutchley is an internet entrepreneur. And by internet entrepreneur, we mean that he owns a site called MANHUNT which helps homosexuals rub one out while watching 18yo Puerto Ricans piss on each other.....or just aid the process of gay men looking for anonymous sodomy via this series of tubes.
Crutchley is a McCain supporter and donated the max contribution of $2300 to Juan McCain's 100 Year Crusade Against Gay Messican Abortions™. And WALNUTS! has kept the money:
"Crutchley, a liberal Republican with a tight white beard, admits that he felt anxious during Manhunt’s first years, before his and Basile’s initial investment of $800,000 bore fruit. Now, seated at his desk and surrounded by giant photographs of body builders’ glutes, Crutchley says the company brings in at least $2.4 million per month -- almost $30 million a year -- not counting ad revenues, and prospects for growth are strong. Manhunt’s success measures the extent to which online cruising has changed gay urban social life. Is it changing gay politics too?"
Crutchley's right-leaning ways have been reported on before, in the Huffington Post, which reported on a contribution he made to the McCain campaign. Last week, Crutchley defended his contribution in the comments section of an April 2007 interview (which he apparently monitors) with Online Personals Watch:
Larry Craig will be John McCain's VP.
Someone Please Tell Hillary That She Did Not Win
Thundercunt wants what Thundercunt wants.
Two things:
Her name will be put into the nomination in Denver.
And she's insisted that her own moviefilm people be used to make the
Yet, it's Elizabeth Edwards that has the tata cancers.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Tuesday Phone In
Republicans want Barack Obama to give his rose to Hagel.
Denver is going to be exactly what Hilltards threatened it to be.
Apparently it's breaking news that China produces cheap imitations.
For some reason, people are still listening to Jabba the Penn.
Some magician that kinda looks like Jabba the Penn endorses Bob Barr. Criss Angel is for Obama, because they both worship Satan.
Business as usual in DC.
Mexicans want California and Texas. Russians wants Alaska. We're safe, because noone wants the South.
The Jesus people pull that stupid rain dance video.
And, just for fun:
Monday, August 11, 2008
Father Of The Year
Gawker points out two great things:
This video is still on Edwards' Youtube channel.
Skip to the 1:00 mark for some sweet irony.
Also, check out this quote from Rielle a couple years ago:
"I've only met her once," Hunter told Newsweek reporter Jonathan Darman in late 2006 during a lunch in which she mistakenly cast him as a friend. "She does not give off good energy. She didn't make eye contact with me."
Um, that might have had something to do with you porking her husband.
Slut.
The Bear Is Back
Great piece from AP:
The United States saw trouble coming between Russia and Georgia, a former Soviet republic turned nemesis, but didn't have enough leverage, focus or resolve to intervene. Even Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, a specialist on the old Soviet Union, may have misjudged the combustible combination of Russian grievance and ambition.
The Bush administration's assurances of solidarity with a young democracy also may have given Georgia's silver-tongued, U.S.-educated leader a little too much swagger as he picked a playground fight he never could win on his own.
Using a sledgehammer to swat a fly, Russian tanks and bombers widened their assault Monday on Georgia, the closest friend the U.S. has among the slowly democratizing former Soviet republics.
via MSNBC
On McCain's Foreign Policy
From Sully:
What the Obama campaign has lost sight of, I think, and what it needs to regain control of, is the essential message of his candidacy. After the last eight years, we simply cannot risk a continuation of the same reckless, belligerent, argument-losing, ideological and deceptive foreign policy of the current crew. The damage that neoconservatism has done to America, to the Middle East, to democratic norms, to Israel's security, to civilized values and fiscal sanity is immense and deep. From his knee-jerk COld War posture over Georgia to his Rovian campaign tactics, McCain is simply too close to this disastrous record to contemplate. McCain's trigger-happy temperament, shallow understanding of the complexities and passion for military force as the answer to everything is the bigger risk. He is a recipe for more, wider and far more destructive warfare.
On Barack Obama's Affinity For Fictional Sodomists
Towleroad is on to something:
Back in January, Obama got some attention when he revealed how much he loved HBO's The Wire, and that his favorite character was Omar:
"I gotta say Omar’s a great character. That’s not an endorsement. That is not an endorsement. He is not my favorite person. But he’s a fascinating character. He’s this gay gangster who only robs drug dealers, and then gives back. You know, he’s sort of a Robin Hood. And he’s the toughest, baddest guy on this show, but he’s gay, you know. And it’s really interesting. It’s a fascinating character."
Now, in a new interview about his kids, Obama reveals his fondness for another gay character, though this time around he's not so open to talking about the character's sexuality:
"His favorite Harry Potter character may be Dumbledore (he won’t comment when it’s mentioned that the headmaster of Hogwarts may be gay.)"
When Barack Obama is elected as the 2nd black POTUS, there will be a library of Tom of Finland books in the Lincoln Bedroom and the Oval Office will have a sling.
The Iraq War Is Soooooo 2003
Finally. Something besides lameass stories about Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN 2008™ or how things are exploding wherever brown people live.
The Russians decided to liven up a slow news week bombing the shit out of Georgia:
The Russian military advanced into Georgia on two fronts Monday, heading towards cities outside the breakaway provinces that have been the centers of fighting.
From the flashpoint South Ossetia, the Russian military moved south towards the central Georgia city of Gori, Georgia said. Russia said its troops were on the outskirts of the city.
...Russian troops were also in Senaki, in western Georgia, having advanced from Abkhazia, Russian and Georgian officials said.
Russia's Interfax news agency cited an official with the Russian Defense Ministry saying troops were in Senaki to "prevent attacks by Georgian military units against South Ossetia." Senaki is home to a Georgian military base.
Meanwhile, the 2008 candidates had stuff to say.
John McCain released a really long boring geography lesson while gumming apple sauce:
"Georgia is an ancient country, at the crossroads of Eastern Europe and Central Asia, and one of the world's first nations to adopt Christianity as an official religion. After a brief period of independence following the Russian revolution, the Red Army forced Georgia to join the Soviet Union in 1922. As the Soviet Union crumbled at the end of the Cold War, Georgia regained its independence in 1991, but its early years were marked by instability, corruption, and economic crises.
Barack said stuff too while on vacation; in between windsurfing and hating America.
The Goaterrorist Project
There's a new lead on the Goaterrorist.
From NWF Daily News:
In a noisy farm at the end of a long dirt road on Draggin' Acres, a bleating Louis L'Amour is one of the lucky goats.
He still has his head.
So do the others - Aunt Jemima, Custer and the young Geronimo. In fact, all 75 of the pygmy and Nubian goats milling around on Brooke Broderick's farm appear safe because their owner keeps close watch.
Besides being the most awesome racist goat farmer around, Louis has something else special to her story:
...She may have a clue, though: A strange phone call she reported to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office last March, about six months before the first decapitated goat was found.
A call history record from the Sheriff's Office lists a report from Broderick just before 7 a.m. March 2, 2007 describing a bizarre call about an ad she placed.
Broderick sells her animals through word-of-mouth and by postings on the Internet classifieds site craigslist.org - which is how the Daily News found her after a cursory search. She describes the March phone call as "really weird."
"A man left a voice mail to me with an extremely eerie soundtrack - like jungle sounds," she says. "He wanted some of my little goats."
Broderick says she called the man back and claims he had a heavy accent, perhaps Haitian.
"He said, ‘I've never owned goats, but my father owned goats - but he's in jail because he had sex with goats.
"That's why I called the deputy sheriff. It was probably a prankster, but you don't play with me with my goats."
Thanks alot, Craigslist. Whatever happened to fun stuff, like Cashfan?
This mystery will never be solved, because of Barack Obama's grandmother being the guilty party and extradition bullshit and all.
BONUS FUN:
Pictures of dead goats here.
I love this town.
OMGEEZ!!! Help Some Newspaper Stalk Barack Obama
The Honolulu Star Bulletin wants you to
Huffington Post Needs A Blogenema
Out of all the internets, HuffPo has really outdone themselves on Millbabypalooza. Take this for example, entitled The Anatomy Of The Edwards Affair:
...By then, the peculiarities of his relationship with Hunter had been much discussed. While mainstream press attention was scant, the National Enquirer and a select number of online sites - most prominently Mickey Kaus at Slate - had been poring over the issue for months.
The Huffington Post had too. Back in September 2007, we reported that the videos, which Hunter had been paid to produce for Edwards' One America Committee, had gone mysteriously missing.
...In a follow up story, the Huffington Post unearthed Hunter's website - erased from the web shortly after Edwards launched his presidential campaign - in which it was revealed that she had never made films before.
See? The big bad MSM was ignoring the affair while shining beacons of journalism like HuffPo and the National Inquirer were all over it.
Now that everyone knows about the millbaby, it's time to place blame. And who has been the frequent target over at HuffPo? Elizabeth Edwards. The lady with tata cancers who was cheated on by her lying homosexual husband.
Let's explore HP's douchiest blogs about the Mrs. Edwards.
From Lee Stranahan:
"You do it yourself, that's what really hurts..." - Radiohead, Just
As I write this, we're just a couple of hours into the official mainstream media phase of the John Edwards scandal and I'm already surprised. Something has happened that I didn't anticipate.
I've lost respect for Elizabeth Edwards.
As I've said previously, I admired both of the Edwards prior to this. Like most people I especially liked and admired Elizabeth Edwards. Even when I believed that Edwards was hiding something, I assumed Elizabeth was a victim. Now, that's changed.
...I am fully convinced that if there was just a short affair with Rielle Hunter in 2006, John Edwards could have run for President eventually. Just not in 2008. Elizabeth Edwards shouldn't have supported his bid for the White House and she especially shouldn't have helped him promote the story about what a great husband he was.
Very edgy, Lee, using Radiohead lyrics and all.
Here's another one from Bonnie Fuller:
The bigger question is "why did Elizabeth Edwards drink her husband's Kool-Aid? How could she have possibly believed that her husbands affair would remain a private matter when he was running for President of the United States? Hello, the National Enquirer had already broken the story last fall. Why in fact, did she knowingly encourage her spouse to even enter the campaign when she had been fully informed about the affair for over a year? And she helped support and propagate John Edwards' image as a devoted husband and family man.
...No, Elizabeth Edwards had to be in some extraordinary form of denial and that's why she became her husband's "ambition enabler", when she supported his recent run for the presidency. My belief is that after almost thirty years of marriage she too had become so invested in his political ambitions, his cause, that she couldn't give up either, even after he cheated and she knew there was a chance his affair could be reported in the mainstream press.
Now, here's what Elizabeth herself has to say:
Our family has been through a lot. Some caused by nature, some caused by human weakness, and some – most recently – caused by the desire for sensationalism and profit without any regard for the human consequences. None of these has been easy. But we have stood with one another through them all. Although John believes he should stand alone and take the consequences of his action now, when the door closes behind him, he has his family waiting for him.
...John has spoken in a long on-camera interview I hope you watch. Admitting one’s mistakes is a hard thing for anyone to do, and I am proud of the courage John showed by his honesty in the face of shame. The toll on our family of news helicopters over our house and reporters in our driveway is yet unknown. But now the truth is out, and the repair work that began in 2006 will continue. I ask that the public, who expressed concern about the harm John’s conduct has done to us, think also about the real harm that the present voyeurism does and give me and my family the privacy we need at this time.
In summary, Lee Stranahan, Bonnie Fuller, and alot of eds over at HuffPo are giant stinking douchebags and let's try to concentrate on the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars.....plus the looming WW3 against Russia, led by the newly elected Generalissimo el Presidente John McCunt.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Hardy Har Har
Redstate has a new t-shirt to sell.
From Sully:
Ross thinks it's "(ahem) a joke," which it is. A harmless joke, given the legions of evangelical Christians waiting for the Rapture and convinced that only the Republican party represents the will of God? I guess it's just as well that Ross thinks the religious right is entirely a function of the liberal media's imagination. Just as David Brooks once did. After he strikingly didn't.
Raising Michael
Beacon Broadside has an amazing interview with Debbie Phelps, mother of the olympic legend:
When I went to see Debbie, it was evident that I wasn't speaking to just another sports mom. We spoke about a trip she was planning to see Michael swim. Rome or Vienna or someplace similarly distant. She mentioned her own literary project, a book she would be writing about her experiences poolside, a guide to raising a humble, well-adjusted world record holder.
In other ways, I was struck that her story was so utterly unexceptional.
She had three kids, Michael being the youngest. She and her then husband lived in rural Maryland in a home surrounded by five acres. "I got the kids involved in as much as I could: baseball softball, gymnastics, tap, ballet, scouts. Michael was never a scout. But the girls were scouts," she told me.
The family belonged to swim club. Debbie says the main attraction was for her children to learn water safety. She wanted them to conquer any fears early in life. In short order, the two girls were on the club swim team. Then champions. Then dreaming of the Olympics.
The Phelps sisters were such hotshots, a swim club in Baltimore more or less recruited them to join the swim team. Debbie shuttled them to practices with a new baby. Boy Michael spent hours, days, at the pool. "Michael grew up with the smell of chlorine. It was such a natural environment for him," Debbie explained.
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