Showing posts with label stalkers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stalkers. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Internets Just Got Significantly Wierder

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Whoa there! This little masterpiece just took Lambo Cockrissian obsessions to the next level.

Someone on LIVEJOURNAL took the time to write an Adam Lambert/Kris Allen fantasy buttseks mini-series, which turns out to be 100 million words long or so.

As interesting as the fleeting concept may be, this is just regoddamndiculously uncomfortable (NSFW):

He tilts his head down, runs his hand up Kris' back, soothing pressure and guidance, and Kris stands up straighter, pressing against Adam, and Adam licks at his lip because can, and Kris' hand is smoothing along his cheek and neck, tentative, thumb finding the pulse point and Adam laughs against Kris' mouth.

...He kissed him, firmly, then stood to slid his own pants down. He poked at Kris' hip. "Hips, up, lover." And he knows his smile is dark.



We recommend both Lambo and Kris Allen seek a restraining order.

via Part 1 and Part 2

Monday, August 11, 2008

OMGEEZ!!! Help Some Newspaper Stalk Barack Obama

Oh my lord, Mable, it's a black man on the beach!

The Honolulu Star Bulletin wants you to stalk the future leader of the free world send in some pics of Barry Hussein......you know, if you happen to be in Hawaii and feel like ruining the one week the man gets before he goes back to working 20 hours a day.