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First Lady in the Making

History is happening before our eyes.



via Sully

The God Squad

Nazi Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to combat the rise of Satanism.

The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican "exorcistinchief," to the online Catholic news service Petrus.
"Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on," he said.

Herr Pope, I have three words for you: Steel. Cage. Matches.

via Daily Mail

Classic Obama

A Sad Day

Red State Update: Ron Paul

If Only

BREAKING NEWS: There are Gayz in Florida

UCLA School of Law’s Williams Institute released a report stating there are 55,000 same-sex couples living in Florida.

So that's about 110,000 residents soon to be fucked over by religious mouth breathers' Save Marriage from Teh Gayz constitutional amendment.

Stay classy Florida.

[The marriage debate] via NWF Daily News

Assassinated

photo via ABC

[Pakistan's Bhutto Killed in Attack]

New Hampshire Hates Mittens

First, the Concord Moniter gives Mitt an anti-endorsement.

Now, the Union Leader gives the scary spaceman the same treatment.

They say he lacks conviction, which is code for "Your religion is fucking nuts, you have secret handshakes, you wear magic pajamas, and ummmmm that kinda creeps us out."

UPDATE: Paultard takes Lips Away from Bong Long Enough to Rebut

Paultard responds by throwing flower necklaces.

My Hero for the Day

Eat this CNN.

12/25 Truce with Nazi Pope

photo via AP

At tonight's Xmas mass, Pope Benedict XVI said something I found profound:

Man is so preoccupied with himself, he has such urgent need of all the space and all the time for his own things, that nothing remains for others, for his neighbor, for the poor, for God

AP

I Had No Idea

What do nosebleeds, Anime, and Viagra have in common?

Read the backtracks.

via Sully

Why the U.S. is STILL Better than Our Bacon Eating, Syrup Chugging Neighbors to the North

This Canadian brainchild got silicon breast implants for his tatoo of a lady with big ta tas.

[Lady Lumps] via Jezebel

12/25 Racial Stereotypes

The lynchpin of American society. This has been in my head all month. Still as funny since the first time.

Pat Robertson Intrigued by Paultards

Aren't we all?

Ron Paul - Slavemaster

I heart Meet the Press. Tim Russert has the ability to bring out the kook in anyone.

Yesterday's episode featured Paultard Overlord Ron Paul. As usual with anything that features RuPaul, it brought the crazy. Here's his take on the Civil War, basically saying Lincoln was an idiot and should have just bought all the slaves.

Vote Ron Paul and own your own slaves! What a douche.





And this is why I heart Ann Coulter.