The Boys Are Back

After being called to the office for grinding, the duo aids the administration in making an instructional video.

How To Bring Down A Campaign

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Barack's On Vacation And You Should Care

Atleast that's the opinion of CNN. They sent a stalker reporter to catch video of Barry Hussein.......talking on his phone.

The Obama family is vacationing in St. Thomas. That is the island formerly known as St. Thomas, currently known as St. Obama.



via CNN

Don't Fuck With Drag Queens

Ever.

From Towleroad:

A bus passenger and a very young bigot learn the very important lesson that the last thing you want to do is mess with draq queens Mimi Plastique or Sharolaid.





via Towleroad

Questions About Falling Radioactive Material? FEMA Has Answers.

The Navy successfully shot down Darth Cheney's Death Star. So now what?

FEMA has a handy guide for first responders that should've been titled What to Expect When You're Expecting to Catch Space Cancer from Spy Satellites. And it's pretty fucking scary:



The guide also suggests that you "Always stay away from tanks engulfed in fire."

Thanks, FEMA!

via FEMA First Responder Guide for Space Object Re-Entry and Wonkette

Britney Spears IS a Laughing Matter. So What?

Britney had a rough week. Boo hoo.

The only thing more tiresome than the media incessantly reminding us of the Looserana crackabortion is "someone" who needs to use the tragedy as a platform for a shitty after school special.

Scratch that. A Panama Shitty after school special. Let's read:

Remember this if you are one of those inclined to visit a web site mocking Spears’ meltdown to bet on whether she survives the year: you probably know someone who is suffering, just not so visibly, and they might not last the year either.

Look, Mike. Funny is funny. Britney Spears, one of the world's most privileged, naive, narcissistic, arrogant, useless pieces of twat is spiraling downward in a self-enduced fall from grace. It is entertaining/tragic/flawless. Stop making it a dead baby.

Oh, and isn't Cazual Conversation's motto "Your chance to comment on local politics"? It's even labeled under Local Government in the blog section of the PCNS.

So get to it. Talk about something substantive. Maybe the CHEIF OF POLICE ORGANIZING A BURGLARY or Ammendemnt 1.

Either way, Nancy Reagan and G.I. Joe pretty much caught me up on the whole drugs are bad thing, mmkay?

via PCNH

Speaking of People Who Should Be Waterboarded in Hell

I Had No Idea

What do nosebleeds, Anime, and Viagra have in common?

Read the backtracks.

via Sully