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St. Barack got a cool new jetplane to help further spread his message of black terror across the universe. One thing is missing though: an American flag.

This obviously means that Barack Obama hates America, all Amercians, and most of all flags.

"It's all that rap music, grandma"

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thisnickname just picked up another fan.

For No Reason

Senator Tankerbell:

Thanks A Lot Al Gore

The intertubes just got a little crazier. There's this webtard with a blog called 90 Day Jane. In 90 days Jane will commit suicide. And she's going to blog about it until the deed is done:

In three months (83 days now), Jane is going to commit suicide, and meantime she'll write a daily essay with an admittedly neat look at one aspect of suicide. On Day 90 she said she wouldn't change her way of life. On Day 89 she wondered why movie suicides shave their heads. Day 88 she figured she won't pack up her belongings for her family; Day 87 was reactions-to-the-thousands-of-readers day, and on Day 86 she shopped for a suicide dress. There was video.

The version on her blog is disabled, but here's the updated video of 90 Day Jane in the changing room




Here's a nugget from Day 84:

I don't really like holidays too much. Besides the fact that they are very commercial, I hate the expectation that goes along with them. I always feel like I'm "supposed" to have a good time.

Obviously, this is the kind of attitude that got me here in the first place. I'm tired of being the sole member of my own Dateless Wonder Club. So, in the spirit of living my remaining life to the fullest, I said yes. I mean, what have I got to lose right? He seems nice, and there's a sense of perspective in the futility of a Valentine date without a future.

I just hope he's not looking for anything long-term.

Oh, Jane. You slay me.

Meanwhile this fuck is still planning on living long past teh cockaroaches. Such is life.


via Gawker and 90 Day Jane

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Intertubes Starting To Scare Me

I love Youtube. It's an endless treasure chest of assholes, wierdos, agoraphobes, paultards, and WoW losers plugging away on the interwebs with cheeto stained fingers.

But these webtards are getting a little out of control.

From Gawker:

Guess what, you're losing your bashing privileges!" A boy using the name broncfn90 yells at the YouTube commenters who ripped him apart. All he did was come on this site to give his opinions on the Denver Broncos! And they all disrespected him! But seriously, this poor kid had explained on video that his face has been half-paralyzed since birth, and the commenters still came at him. Now his videos (which were reposted by his detractors after he deleted his account) are making the rounds at 4chan, that pit at the bottom of the Internet, and broncfn90 might become a mini-Chris Crocker. Come see a boy gone mad. Plus a bonus video from the vaults, of a teen girl crying over YouTube comments. The takeaway, as if you didn't know: YouTube users are scum and reading their comments will turn you into a whiny pile of impotent rage.

Here's the videos. Worth the watch, trust:







As soon as this is posted, I'm running to get a vasectomy.

My advice is that we all just stick to XTube.

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Speaking of People Who Should Be Waterboarded in Hell

Funny Youtube Spazz

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