Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

Gospel Dance Aerobics.

The rest of Paul Eugene Green's videos are priceless.

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Celeb Jeopardy Is Back; All Is Right With The World

These made us snort too:

Paultards Ambush Scientology Treehouse In Nashville

Again, what happens when you think they're ALL douchebags?

Further details here.

Do read.

Bill Clinton Made A Funny Yesterday

Just watch the whole thing, for context and all.

Yet Another Victim Of The Mexican Pig Flu

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For No Reason

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It's Hard Out There For A Hater

We were totally going to breeze over the above ad released by the National Organization for Marriage because other sites had already covered it. But this is just too rich.

The Washington City Paper has audition tapes, dug up by the HRC, showing that mouth breathers really do have problems sounded out the King's english. Let the hilarity ensue:

Bruno Trailer

Bruno - International Red Band Trailer

It's Hard Out Here For a Cheeks

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This Phone Sex Operator Is Straight Genius, Son

From videogum:

New York-based comedian Gil Ozeri has a series of prank phone calls in which he calls phone sex operators and tells them that he has a weird fetish, like "Old Timey Barbers," or "Jewish Mother Stereotypes." That's a funny premise. Someone should turn it into a coffee table audio book. But his latest call in which he tells the phone sex operator that he is into "really bad comedians, like hack comedians," is particularly inspired. Because he happened to get a phone sex operator who is a comedic genius.


Check this one out, too.

Half The World Has Seen This, But Who Cares?

Coffee shot across our screen the first time we saw this.

From the Youtubes description:

This song aired on The Mornin' Show, a local program carried by NBC affiliate WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi.

BREAKING NEWS: BREAKFAST SINGERS IDENTIFIED!

This from Tom Joyners website www.blackamericaweb.com. The lady singer was interviewed on his March 13th show.

In the clip, Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Lane are shown singing on "The Kay Bain Show" in Tupelo, Mississippi in May or June of 2004.

Clariet passed away from congenital heart disease on Dec. 13, 2004. Lane said he would have been thrilled to know his song is now entertaining so many people.


Our fave line: "No mo' Cap'n Crunch"

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Someone's Dad Sings About Rihanna And Chris Brown

BertGriffin88 is our hero for the day.

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Why We Watch Hardball: Reason 15,623

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

If you don't have time to watch the whole deal, here's one of the highlights:

Why You Should Avoid People With The Last Name "Brown"

Tabloid Prodigy lists the top 10 celebs surnamed Brown you should avoid......besides Chris:

8. Sylvia Browne
Who: World famous psychic and smoker

Why you should stay the fuck away: Best friends with Montell Williams

Offenses: Shady business practices led to 21 days in jail, and has long been the target of skeptics who claim that the psychic is a fraud.

The Argument For A New Poet Laureate

Patton Oswalt for Poet Laureate - watch more funny videos

For No Reason

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

Possibly the greatest of all time.

The money shot about 1:50 in, where the homosexual in the middle (who insisted on the Madonna-style headset) throws down.

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SNL Was Funny Again

This is our Baldwin classic:

Father of the Year Nominee

Dad jumps on the opportunity to fuck with his 7 yo kid after a visit to the dentist.

This seems eerily similar to my NYE ride home in the back of a taxi.

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Further Evidence Kanye West & Friends™ Are Big Mos

Kanye and his girlfriends went to Fashion Week, Sex in the City style as pictured above, and got called horrible names like "gay" and "clown" because they dressed like gay hobo clowns from the future.

This did not sit well with Kanye's barber and image consultant, Ibn Jasper, who is a man that dresses and cuts the hair of a homosexual for a living.

Jasper lashed out, threatening the internets Michael Steele style:

...And for the record, aint NONE OF US "gay"or a "clown". What's so funny to me about it , is that we dress like grown men.

And let's not forget that we are from the streets of Chicago, aint nothing sweet over here. We aint no punks! Getting dressed up and stunting on people is all a part of the Pimp/ Player culture that we were raised in. You guys might have just seen that type of stuff in movies like "The Mack" and "Pimps Up, Hoes Down", but that is what we grew up around, lived and saw everyday. To this day, my father says that he raised all of his sons to be Pimps. I already have broken and scratched up knuckles from steeling on and smacking the sh!t out of dudes that tried to underestimate me and call me out of my name. If someone wants to be the next victim I would be more that happy to grant them that wish...


Here's our favorite part:


Activity Day from ibn jasper on Vimeo.

We pop them thangs too, don't get it twisted....

I'm not on no tough sh!t, I just know how to defend myself. I learned how to shoot guns correctly in my highschool R.O.T.C. class.

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