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HuffBlow Demands You Report To Obama Gulag IMMEDIATELY

Hahahaha. Stupid Huffington Post believes people will actually "donate" their "time" to give hobos spongebaths or something in honor of Hopey's Inauguration, just like he asked.

Like it wasn't enough to donate your money to help the Hawaiian Tiki Messiah get elected in the first place. And what about that time we almost got murded on election day. Huh?

Much to our surpise, the liberal commenters at HuffBlow will be doing more than just sitting around naked in the moonlight, bathing in goat blood. Here's a sample of how lame some people really are:

"I have to work, so am taking the late shift at a soup kitchen put on by a local church down the street from me. I will help with the end of the dinner rush and will be srubbing pots and pans and prepping the dinner for the following evening."

"I will be volunteering at Shelter House, a place for victims of domestic violence can go to get support. I will also be donating food."

"Donating and bagging baby products for a local shelter during the day and singing at a MLK service in the evening."

"I will be volunteering this weekend cleaning up streets in our neighborhood and then on Sunday I will be attending and volunteering at a Barak Obama event at the Califorina African Museum, and then on Monday I will be doing yard work at a pre school and reading to young kids."

All of these suckers will feel pretty stupid when they come home from all their volunteer suck-up assignments only to find that Pres. Mooslim has kidnapped their children and sold them to Korean sex rings.

We'll just stay home, drinking and awaiting the race riot.

George Bush: Healer

So says freelance medical authority Bill Frist, in an Op-Ed blog entry for CNN asserting the "fact" that W has saved 10 million African lives from teh geigh cancurz:

A legacy of President George W. Bush will be that he saved 10 million lives around the world.

His critics ignore it, but name another president about whom one can say that with such certainty. It is what historians will say a decade from now looking back. Not bad for a president who leaves office with the lowest approval rating in recent memory.

The bottom line is: George Bush is a healer.

Another Admitted Guilty Pleasure

This was gold.

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For No Reason

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Israel Says Jump

Bush asks "how high?":

Prime Minister Ehud Olmert of Israel said Monday that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had been forced to abstain from a United Nations resolution on Gaza that she helped draft, after Mr. Olmert placed a phone call to President Bush.

“I said, ‘Get me President Bush on the phone,’ ” Mr. Olmert said in a speech in the southern Israeli city of Ashkelon, according to The Associated Press. “They said he was in the middle of giving a speech in Philadelphia. I said I didn’t care: ‘I need to talk to him now,’ ” Mr. Olmert continued. “He got off the podium and spoke to me.”

Israel opposed the resolution, which called for a halt to the fighting in Gaza, because the government said it did not provide for Israel’s security. It passed 14 to 0, with the United States abstaining.

Mr. Olmert claimed that once he made his case to Mr. Bush, the president called Ms. Rice and told her to abstain. “She was left pretty embarrassed,” Mr. Olmert said, according to The A.P.

John McCain Is Sad And It's All Bible Spice's Fault

WALNUTS! is really bummed and now his daughter admits why:

John McCain's daughter Meghann, who managed to stay human without getting in trouble during the campaign, gives a fairly candid interview to a New Hampshire blog, with a single exception:

If you could change one thing about the election what would it be?

“Nothing, it was the most liberating experience of my life and I am such a different person now than I was when I started the blog. It was truly an invaluable experience and I sit here today as an incredibly proud daughter and member of the Republican Party.”

So, no comment on the selection of Governor Sarah Palin as Senator McCain’s running mate?

“Sarah Palin is the only part of the campaign that I won’t comment on publicly.”

Fading Ad Makes You Jump To Dust Off Your Camera

Frank Jump (of Fading Ad) and partner Vincenzo went on vaca, taking pics along the way.

Our fave here, chronicling their torture of a Portuguese Man O' War.

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Holy Lord, it's that elderly wigger again. This time, she's here to shake us down.

We're pretty sure she's the biggest racist in the country.

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