HuffBlow Demands You Report To Obama Gulag IMMEDIATELY

Hahahaha. Stupid Huffington Post believes people will actually "donate" their "time" to give hobos spongebaths or something in honor of Hopey's Inauguration, just like he asked.

Like it wasn't enough to donate your money to help the Hawaiian Tiki Messiah get elected in the first place. And what about that time we almost got murded on election day. Huh?

Much to our surpise, the liberal commenters at HuffBlow will be doing more than just sitting around naked in the moonlight, bathing in goat blood. Here's a sample of how lame some people really are:

"I have to work, so am taking the late shift at a soup kitchen put on by a local church down the street from me. I will help with the end of the dinner rush and will be srubbing pots and pans and prepping the dinner for the following evening."

"I will be volunteering at Shelter House, a place for victims of domestic violence can go to get support. I will also be donating food."

"Donating and bagging baby products for a local shelter during the day and singing at a MLK service in the evening."

"I will be volunteering this weekend cleaning up streets in our neighborhood and then on Sunday I will be attending and volunteering at a Barak Obama event at the Califorina African Museum, and then on Monday I will be doing yard work at a pre school and reading to young kids."

All of these suckers will feel pretty stupid when they come home from all their volunteer suck-up assignments only to find that Pres. Mooslim has kidnapped their children and sold them to Korean sex rings.

We'll just stay home, drinking and awaiting the race riot.

Will you fist bump me? Check "Yes" or "No"

Colin Powell appears on MTP tomorrow, interviewed by........who the fuck hosts MTP now? Brokaw? Really?

The NY Daily News thinks Powell will endorse Superman.

Their argument:

After months of playing political Hamlet, Colin Powell is finally ready to tell America who he likes for President - and the smart money says Barack Obama is Powell's choice.

..."After Sunday people aren't going to have any doubt who he's voting for."


Also, there seems to be no love loss between Cliff and WALNUTS!:

Two other colleagues Powell has consulted in recent weeks told The News that while Powell admires McCain, he's roubled that the GOP candidate has surrounded himself with hardline national security advisers.

"McCain has too many neocons working for him," said one Republican source familiar with Powell's thinking.
Powell is also irked that McCain's political handlers orchestrated disingenuous leaks to reporters during the Democratic convention that Powell was a leading candidate to be McCain's running mate.

The News reported in August that when McCain met with Powell in early summer to lobby for his endorsement, Powell told the Arizona senator he wouldn't join the ticket under any circumstances.

Obama also privately lobbied Powell after the primaries and has called the general frequently since in hopes of making the sale. McCain, by contrast, has been AWOL; Powell hasn't heard from him in months.

"He wishes McCain could give him a reason to vote for him, but he hasn't yet," a Powell associate told The News.
Powell told both suitors their politics were a bit too off-center for his tastes: Obama too liberal, McCain too conservative.

...Powell knows McCain far better than Obama and gave $2,300 to his then-struggling primary campaign in August 2007. At the time, however, he told McCain the contribution was because of their long friendship and wasn't an endorsement.


And what of Barry?:

At the same time, Powell is known to admire Obama's swift rise to national prominence and recognizes the Democrat's symbolic importance to African-American aspirations and racial progress.

In April, Powell praised Obama's skill in assembling a first-rate campaign operation. "That gives me some indication that [despite] his inexperience in foreign affairs or domestic affairs, he may also be somebody who can learn quickly," he said.

Inexperience.

Learning quickly.

The Obama Youth

So, um, yeh. This is the first St. Barack thing that really freaks me the fuck out.

via the Youtubes

Greatest Story Of The Day

WALNUTS! had another one of those awful townhall meetings where he stutters through the prepared remarks and poses for that creepy grin alot.

It was pretty boring until some crazy old lady bitter told McCain that his staffers suck and his campaign is pretty much some glorified donkey show:

It was a statement that a McCain town-hall participant said would land her on the campaign's "s**t list."

Addressing the Republican presidential candidate during his town-hall forum in New Hampshire Tuesday, a woman identified herself as a volunteer for his campaign, and said she had come to believe it was time McCain hires a new staff in the state.

"You've got to make some changes," the woman told McCain. "I've had problems with a lot of your paid staff."

The volunteers had put up all the signs ahead of the town hall event, she complained. "You've got two people sitting right here next to me…They have done more work for you volunteering than a lot of your paid staff have. All your signs that are up outside today, they were put up by us, not by your staff people.”

McCain, whose campaign has battled charges of incompetence — even from some within his own party — joked, "A lot of our paid staff, a lot of them are on work release programs as you know."

This is why B.A. Barackus should def meet John McCain at 1000 of these events before the election. While WALNUTS!'s supporters (or "cunts" as they are called by the campaign) will throw chairs at random 20yo interns, Hopetards will fight each other over the honor of sucking The Messiah's balls.

Hopey To Lend Hobo Hillary A Dolla'

Change she can believe in may be dropping into Cankles' tin cup:

On Friday, Barack Obama publicly raised the possibility of helping Hillary Clinton pay off more than $25 million in debts, including the $11.42 million she loaned her own campaign to keep it afloat in recent months.

"Historically after a campaign is done and you want to unify the party, particularly when you've had a strong opponent, you want to make sure you're putting that opponent in a strong position so that they can work to win an election in November. So, obviously, I would want to have a broad range of discussions with Senator Clinton about how I could make her feel good about
the process and have her on the team moving forward."

The dreamy Messiah can't directly give her a WIC card, but he can "send out a solicitation in Clinton's behalf to his own donors and to other donor lists, asking for contributions to be directed to her campaign"hold a joint fundraiser with the money split between Clinton and Obama".

The kicker is that up to about $10 million of that debt is owed to Jabba the Penn, who now spends his time eating the children of Colombia.

The prospect of Obama actually having compassion for Thundercunt has set Hopetards off in a tizzy, as they would much prefer him to choke a bitch.

via HuffPo

St. Barack's Loser Speech

To sum it up: blah blah blah Hope blah blah Change blah blah Hope Hope Hope.

The real story is about the three guys behind Barack. They seem to be slightly flaming college douches who lurve wearing A&F. The one on the right is especially funny, as it seems that he snorted a eleventy billion lines of meth before getting up there.

Also, because A&F is a racist lynching corporation. Great crowd scouting, Hopetards.

Why The Term "Internet Celebrity" Should Not Exist

Not Just Hope

From Sully:

...defending Clinton on the grounds of "experience" and "substance" is a fairy tale on both counts, if you pardon the expression. Her legislative experience is one term longer than Obama's (and that's if you don't count Obama's state legislative record), is notable mainly for its uninspired diligence in constituency work, and on the most important issue of the day, Iraq, simply wrong. Her main executive branch experience was destroying a historic opportunity for healthcare reform through arrogance, secrecy and over-reach. Her "substance" claim is just as phony. There is no detail in her policy apparatus that isn't matched by Obama's. But you've heard a lot from me on this. Here's a video that shows a conservative cynic being slowly and rationally disarmed by the logic of young, shrewd voter.

A vote for Obama is a vote for reason over sentiment. Check it out:



via Sully

"I want the man to hope all over me."

From Joel Stein:

You are embarrassing yourselves. With your "Yes We Can" music video, your "Fired Up, Ready to Go" song, your endless chatter about how he's the first one to inspire you, to make you really feel something -- it's as if you're tacking photos of Barack Obama to your locker, secretly slipping him little notes that read, "Do you like me? Check yes or no." Some of you even cry at his speeches. If I were Obama, and you voted for me, I would so never call you again.

Obamaphilia has gotten creepy. I couldn't figure out if the two canvassers who came to my door Sunday had taken Ecstasy or were just fantasizing about an Obama presidency, but I feared they were going to hug me. Scarlett Johansson called me twice, asking me to vote for him. She'd never even called me once about anything else. Not even to see "The Island."

via LA Times