Tuesday Phone In

Republicans want Barack Obama to give his rose to Hagel.

Denver is going to be exactly what Hilltards threatened it to be.

Apparently it's breaking news that China produces cheap imitations.

For some reason, people are still listening to Jabba the Penn.

Some magician that kinda looks like Jabba the Penn endorses Bob Barr. Criss Angel is for Obama, because they both worship Satan.

Business as usual in DC.

Mexicans want California and Texas. Russians wants Alaska. We're safe, because noone wants the South.

The Jesus people pull that stupid rain dance video.

And, just for fun:

Jabba The Penn Blames Loss On Clintons Being Hobos

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. So all she needed was a cashfan.

From NY Times:

While everyone loves to talk about the message, campaigns are equally about money and organization. Having raised more than $100 million in 2007, the Clinton campaign found itself without adequate money at the beginning of 2008, and without organizations in a lot of states as a result. Given her successes in high-turnout primary elections and defeats in low-turnout caucuses, that simple fact may just have had a lot more to do with who won than anyone imagines.

Hopey To Lend Hobo Hillary A Dolla'

Change she can believe in may be dropping into Cankles' tin cup:

On Friday, Barack Obama publicly raised the possibility of helping Hillary Clinton pay off more than $25 million in debts, including the $11.42 million she loaned her own campaign to keep it afloat in recent months.

"Historically after a campaign is done and you want to unify the party, particularly when you've had a strong opponent, you want to make sure you're putting that opponent in a strong position so that they can work to win an election in November. So, obviously, I would want to have a broad range of discussions with Senator Clinton about how I could make her feel good about
the process and have her on the team moving forward."

The dreamy Messiah can't directly give her a WIC card, but he can "send out a solicitation in Clinton's behalf to his own donors and to other donor lists, asking for contributions to be directed to her campaign"hold a joint fundraiser with the money split between Clinton and Obama".

The kicker is that up to about $10 million of that debt is owed to Jabba the Penn, who now spends his time eating the children of Colombia.

The prospect of Obama actually having compassion for Thundercunt has set Hopetards off in a tizzy, as they would much prefer him to choke a bitch.

via HuffPo

Mark Penn To Pay For Own Enormous Food Bill

Jabba the Penn has resigned has Thundercunt's chief strategist:

His resignation came after a politically embarrassing week during which it was reported that he met with Colombia's ambassador to the U.S. to discuss passage of a bilateral free-trade agreement -- a pact Clinton opposes.

Howard Wolfson, a spokesman for the campaign who will now coordinate Clinton's "strategic message" told the Huffington Post that Penn offered up his resignation to the Senator on Sunday and that she accepted. Penn's firm, however, will continue to be involved in the campaign's polling.

When not working at his firm, Penn, Schoen and Berland Associates, Inc., Mark will fill his hours eating by the fist full a Sam's Club 5-gallon vat of Crisco.

via HuffPo