McCain's Womens' Clinic Is Out Of Toner

When President Juan "WALNUTS!" McCain is elected, he will open his own womens' clinic, headed by Vicki Iseman.

And no, you may not eat babies there.

via BraveNewFilms

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McCain Condoms

Mark Penn To Pay For Own Enormous Food Bill

Jabba the Penn has resigned has Thundercunt's chief strategist:

His resignation came after a politically embarrassing week during which it was reported that he met with Colombia's ambassador to the U.S. to discuss passage of a bilateral free-trade agreement -- a pact Clinton opposes.

Howard Wolfson, a spokesman for the campaign who will now coordinate Clinton's "strategic message" told the Huffington Post that Penn offered up his resignation to the Senator on Sunday and that she accepted. Penn's firm, however, will continue to be involved in the campaign's polling.

When not working at his firm, Penn, Schoen and Berland Associates, Inc., Mark will fill his hours eating by the fist full a Sam's Club 5-gallon vat of Crisco.

via HuffPo