Jabba The Penn Blames Loss On Clintons Being Hobos

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. So all she needed was a cashfan.

From NY Times:

While everyone loves to talk about the message, campaigns are equally about money and organization. Having raised more than $100 million in 2007, the Clinton campaign found itself without adequate money at the beginning of 2008, and without organizations in a lot of states as a result. Given her successes in high-turnout primary elections and defeats in low-turnout caucuses, that simple fact may just have had a lot more to do with who won than anyone imagines.

Hopey To Lend Hobo Hillary A Dolla'

Change she can believe in may be dropping into Cankles' tin cup:

On Friday, Barack Obama publicly raised the possibility of helping Hillary Clinton pay off more than $25 million in debts, including the $11.42 million she loaned her own campaign to keep it afloat in recent months.

"Historically after a campaign is done and you want to unify the party, particularly when you've had a strong opponent, you want to make sure you're putting that opponent in a strong position so that they can work to win an election in November. So, obviously, I would want to have a broad range of discussions with Senator Clinton about how I could make her feel good about
the process and have her on the team moving forward."

The dreamy Messiah can't directly give her a WIC card, but he can "send out a solicitation in Clinton's behalf to his own donors and to other donor lists, asking for contributions to be directed to her campaign"hold a joint fundraiser with the money split between Clinton and Obama".

The kicker is that up to about $10 million of that debt is owed to Jabba the Penn, who now spends his time eating the children of Colombia.

The prospect of Obama actually having compassion for Thundercunt has set Hopetards off in a tizzy, as they would much prefer him to choke a bitch.

via HuffPo

Mark Penn To Pay For Own Enormous Food Bill

Jabba the Penn has resigned has Thundercunt's chief strategist:

His resignation came after a politically embarrassing week during which it was reported that he met with Colombia's ambassador to the U.S. to discuss passage of a bilateral free-trade agreement -- a pact Clinton opposes.

Howard Wolfson, a spokesman for the campaign who will now coordinate Clinton's "strategic message" told the Huffington Post that Penn offered up his resignation to the Senator on Sunday and that she accepted. Penn's firm, however, will continue to be involved in the campaign's polling.

When not working at his firm, Penn, Schoen and Berland Associates, Inc., Mark will fill his hours eating by the fist full a Sam's Club 5-gallon vat of Crisco.

via HuffPo

Clinton, Inc. Kinda Douchebags To Mexico Bill

Even though the Clintons let Bill Richardson crash their casa for the Superbowl and eat all the chips and dip his chubby hands could hold, Mexico Bill endorsed St. Barack of Obama.

Now he's firing back at some criticism he received from Sen. Thundercunt's campaign:

Bill Richardson criticized a Clinton campaign adviser Friday for suggesting his endorsement of Barack Obama is insignificant.

"I resent the fact that the Clinton people are now saying that my endorsement is too late because I only can help with Texans — with Texas and Hispanics, implying that that's my only value," the New Mexico governor told CNN's John King.

"That's typical of some of his advisers that kind of turned me off."Earlier Friday, Clinton campaign senior strategist Mark Penn said he thought Richardson's endorsement came too late to make an impact.

“The time that he could have been effective has long since passed," Penn told reporters on a conference call. "I don’t think it is a significant endorsement in this environment.”

It's no secret that Mark Penn is a giant dickhole. But even that statement kinda set me back.

Mexico Bill also spoke of the dreaded phone call he made to the Clintons letting them know he was dumping them and then asked for his class ring back:

"It was painful and it wasn't easy," he said. "I've spoken to others who have had that same conversation and they say at the end, it’s not all that pleasant.

"The former Democratic presidential candidate declined to elaborate further on his conversation with Clinton.Last month, Chris Dodd — another former presidential candidate who decided to endorse Obama last month — said he had a "not comfortable" conversation with Clinton informing her of the news.

...Richardson, who held posts as the Secretary of Energy and the U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. in President Clinton’s administration, also said he "owes a lot to the Clinton family but I served well. I paid it back in service to the country."

Then this from the NY Times:

I talked to Senator Clinton last night,” Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico said on Friday, describing the tense telephone call in which he informed Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton that, despite two months of personal entreaties by her and her husband, he would be endorsing Senator Barack Obama for president.

“Let me tell you: we’ve had better conversations,” Mr. Richardson said.

...Mr. Clinton helped elevate Mr. Richardson to the national stage by naming him his energy secretary and ambassador to the United Nations. And Mr. Clinton left no doubt that he viewed Mr. Richardson’s support as important to his wife’s campaign: He even flew to New Mexico to watch the Super Bowl with Mr. Richardson as part of the Clintons’ high-profile courtship of him.

But Mr. Richardson stopped returning Mr. Clinton’s calls days ago, Mr. Clinton’s aides said. And as of Friday, Mr. Richardson said, he had yet to pick up the phone to tell Mr. Clinton of his decision.

The topper is the reaction of longtime Clinton body hiding gremlin, James Carville:

The reaction of some of Mr. Clinton’s allies suggests that might have been a wise decision. “An act of betrayal,” said James Carville, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton and a friend of Mr. Clinton.

“Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic,” Mr. Carville said, referring to Holy Week.

Then Carville scurried back to his cave to feed on the bodies of dead hobos.


via CNN / NY Times