Gay Penguins Wrecking Families At Chinese Zoo

It seems that a couple of sodomist Spheniscidae are stealing babies from their hetero ilk, replacing the eggs with stones...proving straight animals, no matter what their species, are that stupid:

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

Tuesday Phone In

Republicans want Barack Obama to give his rose to Hagel.

Denver is going to be exactly what Hilltards threatened it to be.

Apparently it's breaking news that China produces cheap imitations.

For some reason, people are still listening to Jabba the Penn.

Some magician that kinda looks like Jabba the Penn endorses Bob Barr. Criss Angel is for Obama, because they both worship Satan.

Business as usual in DC.

Mexicans want California and Texas. Russians wants Alaska. We're safe, because noone wants the South.

The Jesus people pull that stupid rain dance video.

And, just for fun:

2008 Olympics Begin

The opening ceremony was apparently held in a giant toilet seat.

Daily Mail has more pics here.

Buttseks here:



A bunch of Devil stuff here:



Updates to come, as soon as Michael Phelps and Matthew Mitcham put their speedos on.

Bjork Shapes Chinese Policy

From the BBC:

Entertainers from outside China who have attended events that "threaten national sovereignty" will be banned from the country, its government says.

Any artists who "whip up ethnic hatred" during performances would also be banned, the ministry of culture said,

The announcement comes after Bjork shouted "Tibet, Tibet" at a Shanghai concert in March.

..."Any artistic group or individual who have ever engaged in activities which threaten our national sovereignty will not be allowed in," the ministry said in a statement on its website.

The ban was extended to entertainers who "threaten national unity", "advocate obscenity or feudalism and superstition" or who "violate religious policy or cultural norms", the statement added.

Here's the video:

BYOD

If you're going to the Olympics and have a craving for doggy dumpling, you're SOL:

Beijing has asked hotels and restaurants in the city to take dog meat off the menu for the duration of next month's Olympics and September's Paralympics.

...Concerned that canine dishes might offend animal rights groups and Western visitors, Beijing said restaurants expected to be popular among foreign visitors must stop serving dog meat "to respect the dining customs of different countries."

The directive "advocated" that all restaurants serving dog suspend it during the Olympics but made no mention of the many popular establishments with donkey on the menu.

Australia's First Out Olympian

From Towleroad:

Last month, the Sydney Morning Herald announced that Australian Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham had come out of the closet, but Mitcham, in a new interview with Australia's gay newspaper SX, says he's been out since he's 14. Mitcham, who will be Australia's first openly gay Olympian when he competes in Beijing, is now 20.

Says Mitcham: "It’s not really a big deal. It’s not like I’m a different person. It’s not like I was straight before. So nothing really has changed....I came out years ago. All that happened recently was that I was doing an interview with the Herald and there was a pretty innocuous question, ‘Who do I live with?’ and I just said ‘my partner Lachlan’. And the journalist was really excited – she thought it was absolutely wonderful!"

Torchbearer Removed for Carrying Tibetan Flag

via BraveNewFilms

Yes They Are

Just in case you were wondering if the Chinese were hacking the Pentagon:

"First, you must know about the Web site you want to attack. You must know what program it is written with," says Xiao Chen. "There is a saying, 'Know about both yourself and the enemy, and you will be invincible.'"

CNN decided to withhold the address of these hackers' Web site, but Xiao Chen says it has been operating for more than three years, with 10,000 registered users. The site offers tools, articles, news and flash tutorials about hacking.

...But eventually Xiao Chen claims two of his colleagues -- not the ones with him in the room -- have hacked into the Pentagon and downloaded information, although he wouldn't specify what was gleaned. CNN has no way to confirm if his claim is true.

...But if Xiao Chen is telling the truth, it appears his colleagues launched a freelance attack -- not initiated by Beijing, but paid for after the fact. "These hacker groups in my opinion are not agents of the Chinese state," says James Mulvenon from the Center for Intelligence Research and Analysis, which works with the U.S. intelligence community.

"They are sort of useful idiots for the Beijing regime."

Now that that it looks like L. Ron Paultard will be dropping out of the presidential race, maybe we could employ our own useful idiots, Paultards, and reciprocate some lead-based hacking right back at the Chinese.


via CNN