Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

Today's installment surely stands apart.

One can't help but wonder why this singing twat knows so much about animal buttfuckery.

via tangle

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

From the description:

This is that night! My neighbor is such a blessing, and she has ministered to us, prayed for us and encouraged us over and over. I love her deeply. She has been praying intensely for a brother who has been ensnared and when she went to sleep she was awoken with a song. Though she had never sung to anyone before she humbled herself and came and shared with us.

8 Days Left In The War On X-mas

Make them count.

video via fey friends

Hank Jr. Blows WALNUTS! While Fingerbanging Bible Spice

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Today's Godtube Moment

brickbat proudly brings you The Fischers, a family of musical homosexual puss demons from Outer space...or Nashville. I can't remember which one.

In their own words:

You don't believe in killing babies-Get Out and Vote! You don't believe in Gay marriage-Get Out and Vote! Don't like illegal immigration-Get Out and Vote! Don't like Slack politicians-Get Out and Vote! Stand up and be counted! IF YOU DON'T GET OUT AND VOTE--THE DEVIL WILL! There are supposed to be many more people in this country that believe in God than those that don't. So tell me, why are these ungodly minorities pushing us around and passing laws that are anti-Christ and anti-God? Because we don't stand up! If every single person that claims to believe in God were to get out there and vote for Godly values we wouldn't be sliding into such an ungodly mess! Stand up and be counted!!! For more info on this and other topics go to www.thefischers.net


Seriously, go check this shit out.

brickbat's fav parts here and here.

Fucking gold.

Polka? Really?

Here's an interesting item I overlooked in all the crazy RACERIOT 2008™ hooplah reported earlier.

From WaPo:

Only the polka band, which entertained the crowd before the speeches, seemed unaffected by the pervasive anger in the arena. "Ha, ha, ha, come join my happy song," sang the man with the accordion. "Clap along!" The crowd clapped. "We're going to party tonight," he crooned, "with joy and laughter, that's what we're after."

Jesus' General has been kind enough to release a new ad for Juan McCain's 100 Year Crusade Against Gay Messican Abortions™:

Dear Sen. McCain,

According to the Washington Post, the angry racial tirades you and Sarah Palin deliver at rallies are often accompanied by polka music. I like that. It's a shame you don't do more to publicize it. Maybe that's why your crowds are so much smaller than Obama's.

I'm enclosing an ad I made to help you draw better crowds to your angry racist polka fests. Please, feel free to use it.

The Obama Youth

So, um, yeh. This is the first St. Barack thing that really freaks me the fuck out.

via the Youtubes

OMGEEZITZCLAYAIKENSINGINGTOHISBUTTBABYLOLZ!!!!!!!!

SHOCK AND AWE!!!

Clay Aiken has come out of the closet:

Following the Aug. 8 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is following through on a promise he made to himself as a new dad: to publicly acknowledge that he's gay.

"It was the first decision I made as a father," Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."

A Treasury Of Horrible 9/11 Tribute Videos

And my personal favorite:

Today's Godtube Moment

Funniest Billboard Since "Never Shake A Baby"

You'd think that the above billboard was paid for by the 9udy '08 campaign. Actually, the man behind the sign is just some redneck named Mike Meehan:

There are billboards up and down busy Orange Blossom Trail, but this at John Young Parkway (see map) one sticks out.

"Just looking at it, I'm not thinking about Democrat or Republican, I'm thinking about the twin towers and all the people killed," resident Mary Anderson told Eyewitness News.

The ad went up last week and is causing quite a reaction.

"Why use the twin towers for that purpose?" Anderson questioned.

The man behind the billboard is Mike Meehan, a St. Cloud businessman and musician. His website advertises a CD and music video titled "The Republican Song," with the chorus, "Don't vote for a Democrat." He's selling CDs for $5.

"This is a blatant exploitation of that terrible tragedy for political and, perhaps even worse, personal gain," said Bill Robinson, Orange County Democratic Party Chair.

And yes, we have the song. Enjoy:

Good God

Now there's a Nobama girl.

Paultard Christmas In July!!!

A rerun, but....meh.

Worth watching again.

Hilarious Anti-Obama Video

Here's a musical tribute to B.A. Barackus and all his terrorist criminal friends.

And to think someone spent several hours making this.

Today's Hilltard Video

BREAKING NEWS: Panama Shitty Gets Some Books

Above is a video of the grand opening of the Bay County Public Library located in Panama Shitty.

They have a couple of books, some of those crazy picture boxes with typewriters, and lots and lots of empty space for hobos to pretend they're reading while they piss in the corner.

Watch the whole thing for a musical act that you'll never forget. No matter how hard you try.

via Panama Shitty News Herald

I Get It. You Have A Fucking Camera.

The local paper's latest installement of Grasping for Relevance Theater.

via NWF Daily News

What Is Wrong With The World?

People Say Clay Aiken Came Out On QVC

Monday, QVC took time out from hocking glittery country duck sweatshirts and face creams for cougars on a budget to push closet-spelunking Clay Aiken's new abortion album.

From Towleroad:

Clay Aiken debuted his new CD on QVC Monday night and folks are buzzing that the song he performed, entitled 'The Real Me', was pretty much a cry for help from the closet.

The lyrics:

Foolish heart looks like we’re here again
Same old game of plastic smile
Don’t let anybody in
Hiding my heartache, will this glass house break
How much will they take before I’m empty
Do I let it show, does anybody know?

[Chorus:]
But you see the real me
Hiding in my skin, broken from within
Unveil me completely
I’m loosening my grasp
There’s no need to mask my frailty
Cause you see the real me

Painted on, life is behind a mask
Self-inflicted circus clown
I’m tired of the song and dance
Living a charade, always on parade…