Alaskan Snowcunt Officially A Twatterer

Isn't this quaint. Cheerleader for Christ, Sarah Palin, has started a Twitter page.

From The Telegraph:

Perhaps this is a tipping point for Twitter - conservative icon Governor Sarah Palin is now tweeting. Under the moniker @AKGovSarahPalin (not very snappy but there are, by my reckoning, already 32 Sarah Palin twitter accounts) the 2008 Republican vice-presidential candidate has plunged into the social networking maelstrom.

...Interestingly, among the 36 people she's following are GOP 2012 nomination rivals (and fellow governors) Bobby Jindal and Tim Pawlenty and - from the media - Drudge (her first follow), Fox duo Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly, NBC's David Gregory and ABC's George Stephanopoulos.


It only took her second twat (the real mother of Trig) to piss and moan about the librul media:

AP gravely misquoted my staff, saying I 'changed my mind' on the stimulus package. For accurate info, go to http://tinyurl.com/c7v84t.
3:13 PM Apr 29th from web

This should be fun.


via Sarah Palin's twat

Fuck You, Virginia Foxx

Seriously, eat a bag of dicks.

From Towleroad:

Some ugly things are being said in the House debate of the federal hate crimes bill (the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act aka the Matthew Shepard Act) right now on C-SPAN. North Carolina GOP Congresswoman Virginia Foxx said that it's a "hoax" that Matthew Shepard's murder was motivated by his sexual orientation.


Since then, the cunt twat taint stain has backtracked on her remarks:

"It has come to my attention that some people have been led to believe that I think the terrible crimes that led to Matthew Shepard's death in 1998 were a hoax," she said. "The term "hoax" was a poor choice of words used in the discussion of the hate crimes bill. Mr. Shepard's death was nothing less than a tragedy and those responsible for his death certainly deserved the punishment they received.

"The larger context of my remarks is important. I was referring to a 2004 ABC 20/20 report on Mr. Shepard's death. The 20/20 report questioned the motivation of those responsible for Mr. Shepard's death. Referencing this media account may have been a mistake, but if so it was a mistake based on what I believed were reliable accounts."


On a personal note, your editor (as a gay Indy) does not really believe in Hate Crimes legislation. Tragedy is tragedy, violence is violence, and murder is murder. No one group should be singled out for special treatment.

If the gay community wants to be treated on equal footing with the rest of society, we should really avoid putting ourselves in a seperate but equal situation.

HOWEVER, Rep. Foxx's statements were detestable.

In Summary: Suck it, Virginia Foxx.

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

Today's installment surely stands apart.

One can't help but wonder why this singing twat knows so much about animal buttfuckery.

via tangle

Whoa, There. You're Still Around?

Jesus, is it 9/11 already? Usually it's that certain date in the Fall when 9udy 11uliani pokes his head out of a bunker, forcasting whether we will have 6 more weeks of terror for the year.

The failed GOP presedential candidate appeared on Morning Joe to scare the shit out of anyone listening about President Unicorn's Ecard sent to Iran.

From HuffPo:

Rudy Giuliani charged on Wednesday that Barack Obama's recent outreach to Iran -- specifically, the videotape message he offered to the Iranian people several weeks ago -- was actually abetting terrorism in that region.

"Sending a videotape message into Iran and the language and tone of that message, in my view, is the kind of thing terrorists look at and say 'we can take advantage, we can push,'" said the former New York City mayor.

..."He didn't talk about any of the things we need from them," Guiliani went on. "He is talking to a dictatorship. He is not talking to a liberal democracy. If you listen to that, you would think he was talking to a liberal democracy."

...Nevertheless, Giuliani said on Wednesday, "I think it was a mistake. [Not a] complete misstep, I think it was a mistake. it needed balancing language about his recognition of the complete lack of freedom within Iran and even a strong message to the Iranian people... You have one chance to talk to the people of Iran. They are watching. You want to create a reformist element in Iran and you don't speak to that? ... This is why terrorist will say, we can take advantage of the guy.'"


We're really starting to regret not throwing a shoe at this twat when we had the chance.

Yeh, About Those Science Books.....

One thing I learned real quick after moving to the Gulf Coast was that the newspapers down here are repositories of Grade A entertainment. A continuous cycle of stories about teh gayz, cry babies not wanting bridges built in their backyard, blue hairs bitching about how much homeowner's insurance is, and......wait for it......wait for it.........evolution.

Back in December, the Florida State Board of Education promised to take a stronger endorsement of evoution in school curriculum:

The Florida State Board of Education writes numerous learning goals for all subjects at each grade level. Though the subject of evolution is contentious, it represents a small part of the science curriculum.

Following are some examples of proposed benchmarks regarding evolution.

Kindergarten : “Observe and describe similarities and differences among different types of plants and among different types of animals.”

Seventh grade : “Recognize and describe that fossil evidence is consistent with the idea that human beings evolved from earlier species.”

High school : “Identify basic trends in hominid evolution from early ancestors six million years ago to modern humans.”

And now, unto us, a saviour is born .

Meet State Rep. Marti Coley.



Let the Daily News explain:

State Rep. Marti Coley has asked the State Board of Education to put the word “theory” back in evolution.

She has requested that the board vote to “refer to evolution as a theory” when it adopts new state standards for science education later this month, according to a news release from Coley’s office.

If the board fails to heed her request when it votes on the new standards Feb. 19, Coley said she’ll consider introducing legislation to have “theory” inserted.

Lovely. Let's put another piece of bullshit legislation up for vote.

For lawmakers in Florida.

Florida lawmakers left unattended while our governor is traveling with Juan McCain on Charlie and WALNUTS! Excellent Border Crusade to Sneak in Gay Messicans.

Not all is lost. That's where the newpaper comes in. Wendy Victoria delivers, as usual:

Like every child before them, they will find their way through the contradictions between what they learn in church and what they learn in school. This will not be the first or last time they have to figure out how to seam the two together.

And one word -- any word -- is not going to resolve that complex issue

I heart Wendy.

via NWF Daily News

A Friendly Reminder

My Governor is a Closeted Twat

photo via AP



The religious mouth-breathers of the great state of Florida got enough signatures on their little petition for banning same-sex marriage. Hooray!!!!!!!!!

612,009 assh....citizens signed to stick it to teh gayz. Florida Governor Charlie Crist joined the fun. Funny thing about that (besides being a closet mo himself) is back in February, when the Republican Party of Florida wanted to start raising money for the project, he said "I just think that their money can be better spent on other things that may be more pressing, like elections."



[Gay marriage ban advances]