Showing posts with label cunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cunt. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Fuck You, Virginia Foxx



Seriously, eat a bag of dicks.

From Towleroad:

Some ugly things are being said in the House debate of the federal hate crimes bill (the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act aka the Matthew Shepard Act) right now on C-SPAN. North Carolina GOP Congresswoman Virginia Foxx said that it's a "hoax" that Matthew Shepard's murder was motivated by his sexual orientation.


Since then, the cunt twat taint stain has backtracked on her remarks:

"It has come to my attention that some people have been led to believe that I think the terrible crimes that led to Matthew Shepard's death in 1998 were a hoax," she said. "The term "hoax" was a poor choice of words used in the discussion of the hate crimes bill. Mr. Shepard's death was nothing less than a tragedy and those responsible for his death certainly deserved the punishment they received.

"The larger context of my remarks is important. I was referring to a 2004 ABC 20/20 report on Mr. Shepard's death. The 20/20 report questioned the motivation of those responsible for Mr. Shepard's death. Referencing this media account may have been a mistake, but if so it was a mistake based on what I believed were reliable accounts."



On a personal note, your editor (as a gay Indy) does not really believe in Hate Crimes legislation. Tragedy is tragedy, violence is violence, and murder is murder. No one group should be singled out for special treatment.

If the gay community wants to be treated on equal footing with the rest of society, we should really avoid putting ourselves in a seperate but equal situation.

HOWEVER, Rep. Foxx's statements were detestable.

In Summary: Suck it, Virginia Foxx.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Women Cunt!



HuffPo stalked Hillary Clinton today and listened to a 10 min speech that she held in a dumpster in a seedy downtown Denver alley. With the rest of the hobos.

She spoke to her lady bitters about voting and MoveOn and the Dem party, but def not Barry Hussein.

If this speech is anything like what she'll give tonight, then I'm really gonna have to buy more booze. However, put a sign behind her like this that says "Women Count" and at the right timing (2:33 in this vid) it'll atleast be entertaining.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Remote Wars: McCain Beats Wife, Obama Total Fag

Matlock's on, you cunt!!!

Here's some useless info from Entertainment Weekly:

WALNUTS!:

EW: Who controls the remote at home, you or Cindy?

McCain: Sometimes I win the arm wrestling contest, but foolishly she continues to try to assert her control over the remote. This is a battle that will continue for a long time. But there are shows we agree on. We like the reruns of Seinfeld. I really like Curb Your Enthusiasm. I kind of like Dexter, too, although it certainly has a macabre side to it. I'll tell you that Cindy likes Big Love — I haven't watched it much, but she enjoys that. And I like The Wire a lot, too. That's a great show.



And St. Barack:

EW: So neither of you are fascists when it comes to the remote?

Obama: If I tell her, ''Sweetie, we've got game 5 of the NBA finals on,'' she's willing to give me a little slack. Most of the time, though, the TV is on HGTV, and I suffer that silently.


via Ben Smith

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hey Cindy, Show Us Your Tits!!!

ice those bitches up so they're hard

Well, WALNUTS! made it to the Buffalo Chip hootenanny. Once there, he got so wrapped up in the fun of it all that this happened:

Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”


After the event, WALNUTS! punched her in the throat and called her a cunt.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

9 Out Of 10 Terrorist Leaders Agree With Hopey



Barack's plan for Iraq got a thumbs up from someone who might know what the hell is going on over there..........Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.

Josh Marshall reax:

I've spent a couple hours now trying to process the probable impact of Prime Minister al Maliki's explicit endorsement of Barack Obama's 16 month timetable for withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. My first instinct is always to try not to overstate the impact of momentary developments. But I don't think it's enough to say this is a huge development. It's huger than that. In a stroke, I think, al Maliki has cut McCain off at the knees in a way I'm not sure his campaign strategy can recover from.

...McCain has invested his entire campaign in support for the purportedly nascent Iraqi democracy al Maliki represents and the claim that Obama's support for a timetable for withdrawal irresponsibly risks losing the gains we've achieved and giving Iraq back to al Qaeda.

Here, with a brush of the hand and in so many words, al Maliki says, "No, we're good."


McCain responded, called everyone in the room a cunt, then complained about it being "too goddamned cold in here."

Friday, July 11, 2008

Tim Gunn Calls Cindy McCain A "Cunt"



From Gawker:

Tim Gunn is an expert on politics. Or rather, Tim Gunn—fashion maven, Project Runway mensch, stand-up guy—is an expert on what lady politicians or regular politicians' wives should be wearing. You may recall that Tim once called Hillary Clinton (she's a woman who tried to run for president once) "mannish" when prompted by Conan O'Brien. And now, when asked by no less than Time magazine, he's said that Cindy McCain (wife of an old man) looks like "someone twisted her ponytail into a knot and tried to give her a face lift."

Saturday, June 21, 2008

SOMEONE CALL HARRIET CHRISTIAN!!!



This video was made by a place called the Women's Media Center, or as John McCain calls it "a bunch of cunts."

They're very angry at our favorite MSNBC crazy, Chris Matthews.

Hey, Women's Media Center............what Juan McCain said.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Pawpaw McCain Appaled By Man Repeating Word He Used



The elderly Republican Condo Association President held a town hall meeting yesterday and took questions from the audience. One brave man asked WALNUTS! if he really called his wife a cunt.

People in the audince groaned and McCain was offended. After the meeting WALNUTS! killed the man and fashioned his ears into a necklace.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Commander in Thief



Just when you thought that the superdelegates would be the biggest headache of this election cycle, there's a new twist. Thundercunt has her eyes set on pledged delegates as well:

What? Isn’t that impossible? A pledged delegate is pledged to a particular candidate and cannot switch, right?

Wrong.

Pledged delegates are not really pledged at all, not even on the first ballot. This has been an open secret in the party for years, but it has never really mattered because there has almost always been a clear victor by the time the convention convened.

But not this time. This time, one candidate may enter the convention leading by just a few pledged delegates, and those delegates may find themselves being promised the sun, moon and stars to switch sides.

“I swear it is not happening now, but as we get closer to the convention, if it is a stalemate, everybody will be going after everybody’s delegates,” a senior Clinton official told me Monday afternoon. “All the rules will be going out the window.”


Shameless.

via Politico

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Ping-Pong Immune to Obama's Sexy Superpowers




From Michelle Malkin:

When Republicans talk about broken souls in the context of civil society, the nutroots start screaming about the obliteration of the church-state line.

When the Obama campaign uses the same rhetoric to get him elected to the White House, everyone swoons.

Flawless