Why We Watch Hardball: Reason 15,623

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If you don't have time to watch the whole deal, here's one of the highlights:

Ann Coulter's Chris Matthews/BO Sex Fantasy

Money about 7:30 in.

Chris Matthews To Grope US Senate

He's preparing for a 2010 run in Penn.

Look out, Olympia Snowe.

WTF Did Chris Matthews Just Say?

He just said this to Howard Fineman:

"We know each other, I don't know, like two guys at a bank in Florida."

Update: He's being a total d-bag to one of McCain's "my friends."

Chris Matthews Verbally Raped Eric Cantor A Couple Of Hours Ago

via TPM

Again, Why I Watch MSNBC

SOMEONE CALL HARRIET CHRISTIAN!!!

This video was made by a place called the Women's Media Center, or as John McCain calls it "a bunch of cunts."

They're very angry at our favorite MSNBC crazy, Chris Matthews.

Hey, Women's Media Center............what Juan McCain said.

Kenya's Magic Newspapers

Skip to the 1:00 mark for Chris Matthews' awesomeness.

Why I Watch Hardball Every Day

I was hoping this would be available by the time I got home.

Enjoy.

Chris Matthews Fascinated By Hobo America

Chris Matthews should have stopped while he was ahead. But that will never happen because he is always talking.

Here's a gem from Media Matters:

Summary: On Hardball, Chris Matthews said of Sen. Barack Obama: "I think, being an African-American, it's all the more important to get in there and show who you are, introduce yourself as a person, not as an identity group, but as a human being, and connect with people. I think that's still going to be his challenge." Matthews then stated: "Playing pool, not a bad start, but it's not what most people play. People with money play pool these days." Matthews added: "The guys who have pool rooms in their house in the basement. You know what those tables cost?"

Matthews V. Buchanan

Wow.

Chris Matthews Assaults Ellen

Did he just grope her?

Hillary's Clap

Chris Matthews delves into Hillary's clapping obsession.

via Jezebel