It Returns

That scary little Hilltard hobbit is back.

Why won't someone call Animal Control?

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Kenya's Magic Newspapers

Skip to the 1:00 mark for Chris Matthews' awesomeness.

Fort Walton Beach Throws Wizard Carpenter Under The Bus

The FWB City Council took a huge steaming dump on Jim Hartwell's What Would Jesus Zone? ordinance:

The Fort Walton Beach City Council voted Tuesday against writing an ordinance to require each city board to begin all meetings with an invocation.

“To me, freedom means freedom,” said Councilman Mike Minich, who voted against requiring prayers at meetings. “I’m not going to tell someone they have to participate in prayer. I think it’s something they should decide on their own."

The City Council voted 3-3 on the prayer ordinance. Minich, Dennis Reeves and Bill Garvie voting against it while Jim Hartwell, Wayne Pullen and Mike Holmes supported it. Mayor Mike Anderson voted against the ordinance to break the tie.


via NWF Daily News

More Attack Ad Fun

Barack Obama is a liberal black wizard that will use Hezbollah hoodoo to bleach Old Glory:

As Barack Obama visits Michigan today, the Kent County GOP is releasing this "ad" (a video, until I see details of the ad buy) that paints him as a white-flag-waiving elitist.

The General's War On Wizardofascism

From Jesus' General:


Heather Fiorentino
Superintendent, Pasco County School District
Land O' Lakes, FL

cc: David Estabrook .
Principal, Rushe Middle School

Dear Superintendent Fiorentino ,

I never thought I'd write a letter asking you to fire Principal Dave Estabrook. His work at Rushe Middle School has been exemplary until now. Indeed, I thought he was the only living principal who truly understood the threat wizardofascism poses to America's children. His actions certainly supported my conclusion. He had, after all, prompted the firing of a teacher for engaging in wizardry by performing a "magic trick" in class.

But today, I learned that perhaps the firing was merely a ruse he employed to draw attention away from his own satanic activity, an annual event he calls "picture day." Every Spring, Mr. Estabrook invites witches and sorcerers into his school where they use strange devices of demonic origin to capture children's souls and imprison them on pieces of paper. He then ransoms off the imprisoned souls in glossy 8x10 and wallet-sized purgatorial dungeons to the desperate parents of his soulless victims.

This soul thievery must end now. You have no choice. You must fire Mr. Estabrook, immediately.

Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically appropriate kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Today's Godtube Moment

Satan Bite The Dust

Is there nothing Carman can't do?

Saudis to Execute Woman for Witchcraft

Saudi Arabia, the kingdom that makes the Deep South look like Amsterdam, has sentenced a woman to death for witchcraft and performing supernatural acts. You know, the shit that our country did away with back in 1693:

The most frequent victims are women, who already suffer severe restrictions on daily life in Saudi Arabia: They cannot drive, appear before a judge without a male representative, or travel abroad without a male guardian's permission.

Witchcraft is considered an offense against Islam in the conservative kingdom.

In Falih's case, the judges relied on a coerced confession and on the statements of witnesses who said she had "bewitched" them to convict her in April 2006, according to the group.

Falih later retracted her confession in court, claiming it was extracted under duress, and said that as an illiterate woman, she did not understand the document she was forced to fingerprint.

"The fact that Saudi judges still conduct trials for unprovable crimes like 'witchcraft' underscores their inability to carry out objective criminal investigations," said Joe Stork, Middle East director at Human Rights Watch.

But that's okay. I'm sure our administration, as always, will take a strong stand against brute regimes.....



Oh.

via HuffPo

Satanists Invade Navarre

Psychic Wiccan crazies take time out from marching for L. Ron Paultard in WoW to hold a good old fashioned Jeebus-hating jamboree.



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