Jesus-double-dutching-Christ: Today's Paultard Video

Dear parents of this hobbit,

Smack him.

Sneak up in his room while he's distracted, like say when he's whacking it to Alex Jones' internets show......then just smack the shit out him.

It's for his own good


Yours in Christ,

brickbat

Today's Paultard Video

Meet the tiniest hobbit's new bff....this guy. He was held back in high school, but no matter.

Let him teach us all about the Free Speech and so forth.

via Middle-earth

Today's Paultard Video

The swine flu according to a Paultard.

You gotta watch the whole damn thing.


via Crazy Town

Today's Paultard Video

Today's Paultard Video

If you can make sense of what this 9/11 truther hobbit is talking about...write us.

When will they allow waterboarding in schools?

via Middle-earth

Today's Paultard Video

The tiniest paultard hobbit is back again, imploring fellow gold-fellating 9/11 truther fucksticks to make 20 second video messages for President Obama.

People actually did this:




Dear Mr. Obama: Please do not close Guantánamo Bay and allow brickbat to write the guest list.

via Middle-earth

Today's Paultard Video

This Paultard made a prediction that markets would collapse on January 26 of this year.

Funny thing: today is January 31 and most of us are still not hobos who gobble cock in an alleyway for chocolate wrappers that look gold.

But, BEWARE! Youtube user january262009 warns of February 6, which is the day that Jesus comes back to Earth wearing a V for Vendetta mask astride Ron Paul to devour our dollars and economies.

via The Youtubes

Today's Paultard Video

Today's Paultard Video

Remember this hobbit?

Here's his take on election day.

Lets hope his parents are checking under his bed and in his closet for guns, explosives, and anything that might be a danger to the general public. This kid is two vlogs away from an all expenses paid vaca to Gitmo.

Plus, since we're giddy about The Good News, here's some more crazery:

Got 2 Hours To Spare?

Eat some crazy.

Paultard Christmas In July!!!

A rerun, but....meh.

Worth watching again.

Selected Reading From Ron Paul Forum

Time once again to see what Paultards are chattering about, even though they know that Dr. Congressman L. Ron Paultard has no chance of becoming Preznit of Ameros.

This from a genius piece of work entitled Ignoring Dr. Paul:

Reality will show soon enough that Ron Paul was right when he was saying that keeping on printing money out of thin air and not taking counter messures would make the recession become worse. No other presidential candidate mentioned this unpopular message in the debates then Dr. RON PAUL. All others seem to have no idea most probebly....totaly blind deaf and dumb. Reality will come soon enough though. Wonder if this comming resession is going to help Dr. Ron Paul to get the attention he needs to get known by those who never even heared from him before...thanks to the criminal MSM.

And, of course, some replies:

They were ignoring Ron Paul when he was talking about the North American highway. Now, the MSM are all talking about it. Ron Paul is not a liar, so why do americans turn a blinds eye and a deaf ear?

I am proud to have taken the proverbial red pill and asking questions. I am no longer blind nor deaf. I am especially not afraid of terrorists. I have more fear of the IRS and dictatorships.

After talking about what happened to me back in 1993 with police officers in a small town in Ga. to a Black man, the Black man said to me, "Now you know how we feel." That was the day I woke up. Even though I didn't see it when the police officers violated my 4th. amendment, it took a non-bias Black man to wake me up. I have never been back to sleep and that has put me on a few list in Florida. I don't really care about being on a list, cause I do no wrong.

i believe anything now after what they`re doing to me.

If we go threw with the whole North American highway, whats the point in borders between US/Canada and US/Mexico.

Lemmings are absolutely terrified at the thought of being labeled as an "extremist" or a "conspiracy theorist". Ironically, the very same lemmings who instinctively ridicule all "conspiracy theories", are always the first ones to blindly swallow the most ridiculous conspiracy theories imaginable when the government and media present them!

Message to the producers of The Hobbit Movie: HURRY THE FUCK UP, MOVE THE RELEASE DATE TO THIS YEAR AND GIVE THESE RETARDS SOMETHING TO DO!!!

via Ron Paul Forum

Selected Reading from Ron Paul Forum

It's time to see what Paultards are chattering about, when they're not playing WoW or yelling back at their moms from the basement. Today's selection comes from the thread entitled "The smear campaign worked and that's why we lost all those states":

The primary in Ct. was on Super Tuesday but I had an encounter today that crystallized the reason we lost this state and many others. I was in the school talking to the school nurse about my step son when the vice principal said something to the effect of "Ron Paul for president, huh?" and chuckled. I responded with something to the effect that the joke will be on us come November. Then he explained (after I asked) why he laughed about Ron Paul. First - "He's crazy". I said - what's crazy about the constitution? He said something to the effect of it should be amended with the times. I, of course, don't have a problem with that and told him that Ron Paul was fine with that. Why wouldn't he be? Then he mentioned the racist bullshit. I told him how the letters weren't written by Ron Paul, etc... but let's face it - the damage has been done. The media and the Republican party painted him as crazy and racist and it worked and THAT is why we lost all these states. So - congrats to the establishment for slandering one of the greatest statesmen to live in the past century. You losers.

I don't think it was the media painting L. Ron Paultard as a crazy racist.

It was more of Ron Paul being a crazy racist.

Let's put on our tin foil hats and read some replies:

As the educator he is supposed to be, you should have shamed him. Tell him to stop getting his facts from a TV. When they start laying off teachers and administrators in his district as they are doing now in our school district, make sure you let him know he blew his chance.

Do you think being an educator makes him any less of a lemming? If anything, it makes him MORE of a lemming because he works for the government. The point is - they managed to ruin the name of a truly great man and it worked. The fact that this particular gentleman is an educator is really not pertinent to the story I was imparting. This is what happened in America to people from all walks of life. They listened to the MSM and RP got railroaded.

Right. The media manufactured perception that RP was a long shot became the reality. If I ever see George Stephanopoulus's sorry mug in public I'll be hard pressed not to deck him for his 'interview' with RP when that insipid punk told RP to
his face he could not win.

I'm really gonna miss these guys :(

via RonPaulForums

Doomsday Vault Opens / Crazies Panic

Apparently Darth Cheney has donated one of his many underground bunkers to help save mankind:

A vast underground vault storing millions of seeds from around the world is scheduled to open this week in a mountain on a remote island near the Arctic Ocean.

Dubbed the "Doomsday Vault," the seed bank is considered the ultimate safety net for the world's seed collections, protecting them from a wide range of threats including war, natural disasters, lack of funding or simply poor agricultural management.

Predictably, this has set nutcases off in a tizzy:

Now the Svalbard Seed Bank begins to become interesting. But it gets better. ‘The Project’ I referred to is the project of the Rockefeller Foundation and powerful financial interests since the 1920’s to use eugenics, later renamed genetics, to justify creation of a genetically-engineered Master Race. Hitler and the Nazis called it the Ayran Master Race.

The eugenics of Hitler were financed to a major extent by the same Rockefeller Foundation which today is building a doomsday seed vault to preserve samples of every seed on our planet. Now this is getting really intriguing. The same Rockefeller Foundation created the pseudo-science discipline of molecular biology in their relentless pursuit of reducing human life down to the ‘defining gene sequence’ which, they hoped, could then be modified in order to change human traits at will. Hitler’s eugenics scientists, many of whom were quietly brought to the United States after the War to continue their biological eugenics research, laid much of the groundwork of genetic engineering of various life forms, much of it supported openly until well into the Third Reich by Rockefeller Foundation generous grants.

So, if you kinda skimmed over that last really long Ron Paul forum-esque ramble, this so called "seed bank" is nothing more than a cover to genetically produce Nazi clones that will kill us all.

Ah, the intertubes.

via CNN & Global Research

HOLY SHIT

Today, more than 23,000 representatives of private industry are working quietly with the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. The members of this rapidly growing group, called InfraGard, receive secret warnings of terrorist threats before the public does-and, at least on one occasion, before elected officials. In return, they provide information to the government, which alarms the ACLU.


Okay.............


“The meeting started off innocuously enough, with the speakers talking about corporate espionage,” [a businessman said]. “From there, it just progressed. All of a sudden we were knee deep in what was expected of us when martial law is declared. We were expected to share all our resources, but in return we’d be given specific benefits.” These included, he says, the ability to travel in restricted areas and to get people out.
But that’s not all.

“Then they said when-not if-martial law is declared, it was our responsibility to protect our portion of the infrastructure, and if we had to use deadly force to protect it, we couldn’t be prosecuted,” he says.

Someone hold me.

via The Progessive