Jesus Christ, Christmas Is Only 1 Fucking Day

St. Barack has a week or a month or however long it takes a bunch of celebutards to slit themselves on the arms while quoting The Necronomicon in Latin.

Also, HBO and Rick Warren invented AIDS.

Tis The Season

Merry War on X-mas eve.

Today's Godtube Moment

The truth about Santa.

Happy Holidays From Fred Phelps and Gang

8 Days Left In The War On X-mas

Make them count.

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Today's Godtube Moment

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Checkin' In With Chuck

We have haven't checked in with Chuck Norris in a while. He writes hateblogs for random websites who get off on homosexual mutilation.

Here's a holiday greeting from Walker:

...what profit would there be if I were to post an agreement with my friend Mike Huckabee, who said on his book tour via Fox News, that atheists shouldn't be fighting for a holiday in December when they already have one – April Fool's Day? (A holiday also grounded in sacred scripture, "The fool says in his heart there is no God.")

We all know I would be labeled as an extremist, irrational and a bigot, if I were to post any of the preceding ideas. Yet atheists do, and get away with First Amendment murder. I would remind our nation that it was only a short time ago when leaders like Ronald Reagan freely spoke for the majority by explicitly and passionately conveying belief in Jesus Christ during his presidential Christmas addresses. Compare his Dec. 23, 1981, speech to our time, when the very term "Christmas" is being erased from every corner of culture.

Monday Was The 30th Anniversary Of The Star Wars Holiday Special

From io9:

Today is the 30th anniversary of the ill-fated TV experience known as the Star Wars Holiday Special. Featuring a group of Wookiees trying to celebrate the holidays while being hassled by Imperial troops - along with song-and-dance numbers and comedy bits in a variety show format - the two-hour special was deemed so hideous that it was never aired again.