Showing posts with label frat fags. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Obamacrombie




Those A&F wierdos have spawned a clothing line.

Also, The Caucus gives us a little more info on the boys:

Because they were all wearing T-shirts from Abercrombie & Fitch, they stood out in the crowd, even receiving cell-phone calls from friends who had spotted them on television during the speech. Soon the media mentioned them, wondering whether they were part of an advertising campaign, a shrewd bit of product placement by the retailer, which is geared toward the same young crowd attracted to Mr. Obama’s candidacy.
Not so. The young men saw a report on CNN and called the network to say they had not planned anything. One of them works at the Abercrombie & Fitch store in Evansville. He and one of his brothers and a friend decided to go to the rally; they wear A&F clothes all the time and didn’t think twice about the T-shirts.

At the rally, a campaign volunteer asked them to stand behind Mr. Obama during his speech. It was not clear what role the T-shirts played, if any, in their selection. Spokesmen for the Obama campaign and A&F said there was no plan to highlight A&F, and both were caught by surprise when the T-shirts drew such attention.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

St. Barack's Loser Speech



To sum it up: blah blah blah Hope blah blah Change blah blah Hope Hope Hope.

The real story is about the three guys behind Barack. They seem to be slightly flaming college douches who lurve wearing A&F. The one on the right is especially funny, as it seems that he snorted a eleventy billion lines of meth before getting up there.

Also, because A&F is a racist lynching corporation. Great crowd scouting, Hopetards.

Friday, March 28, 2008

BREAKINGS NEWS: College Is Officially Useless



CBS reports on the cool new thing to do on campuses across the country.....playing quidditch:

Thursday, February 21, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Frat Boys are Drunk Assholes




Members of a Delta Chi latte fraternity in Colorado trashed a Super 8 motel room, resulting in the arrest of 9 underage members and the suspension of the chaper:

...police found strewn with broken furniture and splattered with blood and vomit. Oh, and there was the matter of a coffee pot that had somehow been filled with urine. The young University of Colorado arrestees--seen in the Larimer County Sheriff's Office mug shots on the following pages--ransacked a pair of Super 8 rooms, causing more than $1,000 in damages, according to Estes Park cops, who confronted the students at about 2:30 AM Sunday morning. The freshmen pledges were dropped off at the motel by "older fraternity members and told to get to know each other,"...

via The Smoking Gun