The Pope Is Here

Beloved Nazi-Pope Benadryl the XVI has arrived in America!

Today is his birthday so, like anyone else would dream of doing, he spent it with our W.

He also gave a speech at the White House:

Pope Benedict XVI became only the second Pope to visit the White House, and he gave a speech about the purpose of his trip and the importance of democracy being informed by moral values. In attendance was, of course, Bush. The President must have been extremely impressed by the Pope's words because right after Pope Benedict concluded his remarks, Bush leaned over and said, "Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech."

You can watch the video here.

BREAKING NEWS: Frat Boys are Drunk Assholes

Members of a Delta Chi latte fraternity in Colorado trashed a Super 8 motel room, resulting in the arrest of 9 underage members and the suspension of the chaper:

...police found strewn with broken furniture and splattered with blood and vomit. Oh, and there was the matter of a coffee pot that had somehow been filled with urine. The young University of Colorado arrestees--seen in the Larimer County Sheriff's Office mug shots on the following pages--ransacked a pair of Super 8 rooms, causing more than $1,000 in damages, according to Estes Park cops, who confronted the students at about 2:30 AM Sunday morning. The freshmen pledges were dropped off at the motel by "older fraternity members and told to get to know each other,"...

via The Smoking Gun