The Pope Is Here

Beloved Nazi-Pope Benadryl the XVI has arrived in America!

Today is his birthday so, like anyone else would dream of doing, he spent it with our W.

He also gave a speech at the White House:

Pope Benedict XVI became only the second Pope to visit the White House, and he gave a speech about the purpose of his trip and the importance of democracy being informed by moral values. In attendance was, of course, Bush. The President must have been extremely impressed by the Pope's words because right after Pope Benedict concluded his remarks, Bush leaned over and said, "Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech."

You can watch the video here.