Sunday, April 13, 2008

Weekend Roundup



Hippies are dirty fucking creatures.

Mark Penn to spend more time with his twinkies family.

A new Pawpaw biography came out. Funny thing....he's a senile mean old fuck.

Texas admits it's wrong to fuck kids. Even if Space Jeebus told them to.

Hillary Clinton has a billion hometowns. None of which claim her.

You can say any racist bullshit you want, as long as you have medals.

Goods news and bad news. Young people are voting in record numbers. And.....young people are voting in record numbers.

People used to whack it while thinking about the Holocaust. Way before Ron Paul.

Craig Stevens whacks it while thinking about Broadway. And dudes.

Once President WALNUTS! is elected, Mittens is going to wash my balls.

Juan McCain is old.

Sen. Unicorn hates America.

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